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Royal Flush
Topic Started: Apr 9 2009, 04:01 AM (181 Views)
George K
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http://www.spike.com/video/worlds-greatest/3131120
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Nothing is as effective as homeopathy.

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JBryan
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Should be popular with drug dealers.
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Frank_W
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Army toilets are like that. They can flush ANYTHING!
Anatomy Prof: "The human body has about 20 sq. meters of skin."
Me: "Man, that's a lot of lampshades!"
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LWpianistin
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HOLY CARP!!!
JBryan
Apr 9 2009, 04:10 AM
Should be popular with drug dealers.
And two year olds. :hair:
And how are you today?
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blondie
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Makes me want to cash out the kid's bank account to buy one.

2 x 170 lb boyz: Always eating, always carping, always forgetful.

1 house, 4 bathrooms, 4 plungers & 1 me.

Drives me nuts.

Can you guess what I do once a day here?
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George K
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blondie
Apr 9 2009, 08:32 AM
Makes me want to cash out the kid's bank account to buy one.

2 x 170 lb boyz: Always eating, always carping, always forgetful.

1 house, 4 plungers, 1 me.

Drives me nuts.
You know, that's one thing I just don't get: not flushing.

It must be about 3 times per week that I walk into the toilet in the locker room at work and see someone's "droppings" in the toilet.

Ferchrissakes, flush the damn thing! :veryangry:
A guide to GKSR: Click

"Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... "
- Mik, 6/14/08


Nothing is as effective as homeopathy.

I'd rather listen to an hour of Abba than an hour of The Beatles.
- Klaus, 4/29/18
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Frank_W
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Yeah... We had the Phantom Sh!tter, at the aviation unit I was in. Almost everyday, someone would go into the latrine, drop a monster log, and then leave it for the next person to find. The bizarre thing was, no one ever caught the culprit, and there was never any toilet paper in the bowl. Just a great big peanuts and corn LOG!

G'ahhhhh... :weeping: :puke:
Anatomy Prof: "The human body has about 20 sq. meters of skin."
Me: "Man, that's a lot of lampshades!"
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Red Rice
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Toilets do pretty well with small hard things. What would have been really impressive would be if that toilet could flush wadded up paper towels.
Civilisation, I vaguely realized then - and subsequent observation has confirmed the view - could not progress that way. It must have a greater guiding principle to survive. To treat it as a carcase off which each man tears as much as he can for himself, is to stand convicted a brute, fit for nothing better than a jungle existence, which is a death-struggle, leading nowhither. I did not believe that was the human destiny, for Man individually was sane and reasonable, only collectively a fool.

I hope the gunner of that Hun two-seater shot him clean, bullet to heart, and that his plane, on fire, fell like a meteor through the sky he loved. Since he had to end, I hope he ended so. But, oh, the waste! The loss!

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Renauda
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Red Rice
Apr 9 2009, 11:17 AM
Toilets do pretty well with small hard things.
Like crowns and partial bridges.
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blondie
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Confession Time! (for George) ..
One night I was on the code team & went in to use the toilet. The code beeper was clipped to my pocket. It fell in the toilet. I reached in, rescued it, but didn't know if I should wash it off. So I sprayed it down with the stuff housekeeping had in the bathroom. I was too embarrassed & never told anyone. The thing just never sounded the same afterwards.
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George K
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It could have been worse:

Man's farting prompts knife-throwing attack

A man's flatulence problem in a Texas motel room annoyed his room-mate so much that he ended up stabbing him.
Two friends were sharing a meal in the motel room in Waco, Texas on Tuesday, according to local police, when one of them started passing wind. The other had something of a problem with this, it seems, as he threw a large knife at his companion, hitting him in the leg.

For good measure, he then stabbed him in the chest as well.

The farty victim was taken to a local hospital, where his injuries are not believed to be life-threatening.

His assailant, 33-year-old Jose Braule Ramirez, has been charged with aggravated assault with a deadly weapon, and is being held in jail.
A guide to GKSR: Click

"Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... "
- Mik, 6/14/08


Nothing is as effective as homeopathy.

I'd rather listen to an hour of Abba than an hour of The Beatles.
- Klaus, 4/29/18
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Red Rice
HOLY CARP!!!
You really need projectile weapons to deal safely with a farter.
Civilisation, I vaguely realized then - and subsequent observation has confirmed the view - could not progress that way. It must have a greater guiding principle to survive. To treat it as a carcase off which each man tears as much as he can for himself, is to stand convicted a brute, fit for nothing better than a jungle existence, which is a death-struggle, leading nowhither. I did not believe that was the human destiny, for Man individually was sane and reasonable, only collectively a fool.

I hope the gunner of that Hun two-seater shot him clean, bullet to heart, and that his plane, on fire, fell like a meteor through the sky he loved. Since he had to end, I hope he ended so. But, oh, the waste! The loss!

- Cecil Lewis
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George K
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Red Rice
Apr 9 2009, 12:56 PM
You really need projectile weapons to deal safely with a farter.
Yep, gotta keep your distance.
A guide to GKSR: Click

"Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... "
- Mik, 6/14/08


Nothing is as effective as homeopathy.

I'd rather listen to an hour of Abba than an hour of The Beatles.
- Klaus, 4/29/18
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Mikhailoh
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Frank_W
Apr 9 2009, 08:44 AM
Yeah... We had the Phantom Sh!tter, at the aviation unit I was in. Almost everyday, someone would go into the latrine, drop a monster log, and then leave it for the next person to find. The bizarre thing was, no one ever caught the culprit, and there was never any toilet paper in the bowl. Just a great big peanuts and corn LOG!

G'ahhhhh... :weeping: :puke:
Elementary, my dear Watson Frank - just watch to see who eats peanuts and corn! :lol2:
Once in his life, every man is entitled to fall madly in love with a gorgeous redhead - Lucille Ball
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