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Topic Started: Apr 7 2009, 11:00 PM (115 Views)
musicasacra
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HOLY CARP!!!
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Frank_W
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:lol2: OMG.... :lol2:

This one frightens me:

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Anatomy Prof: "The human body has about 20 sq. meters of skin."
Me: "Man, that's a lot of lampshades!"
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Aqua Letifer
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ZOOOOOM!
This one is the best, by far. :lol: :lol:

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I cite irreconcilable differences.
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apple
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these always crack me up.
it behooves me to behold
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Red Rice
HOLY CARP!!!
I really want one of those Closestool Burst Destructors. Ideal for home defense.
Civilisation, I vaguely realized then - and subsequent observation has confirmed the view - could not progress that way. It must have a greater guiding principle to survive. To treat it as a carcase off which each man tears as much as he can for himself, is to stand convicted a brute, fit for nothing better than a jungle existence, which is a death-struggle, leading nowhither. I did not believe that was the human destiny, for Man individually was sane and reasonable, only collectively a fool.

I hope the gunner of that Hun two-seater shot him clean, bullet to heart, and that his plane, on fire, fell like a meteor through the sky he loved. Since he had to end, I hope he ended so. But, oh, the waste! The loss!

- Cecil Lewis
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Frank_W
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Nawww.... Just get some Tuna Roll sushi. It won a whole WAR, after all!
Anatomy Prof: "The human body has about 20 sq. meters of skin."
Me: "Man, that's a lot of lampshades!"
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Red Rice
HOLY CARP!!!
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TUNA ROLL IS MY NAME!!!
Civilisation, I vaguely realized then - and subsequent observation has confirmed the view - could not progress that way. It must have a greater guiding principle to survive. To treat it as a carcase off which each man tears as much as he can for himself, is to stand convicted a brute, fit for nothing better than a jungle existence, which is a death-struggle, leading nowhither. I did not believe that was the human destiny, for Man individually was sane and reasonable, only collectively a fool.

I hope the gunner of that Hun two-seater shot him clean, bullet to heart, and that his plane, on fire, fell like a meteor through the sky he loved. Since he had to end, I hope he ended so. But, oh, the waste! The loss!

- Cecil Lewis
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Frank_W
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O!! You has Honorable Friends, Soya and Chopsticks?

Wah-TAWWWWWW!!!!
Anatomy Prof: "The human body has about 20 sq. meters of skin."
Me: "Man, that's a lot of lampshades!"
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Riley
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HOLY CARP!!!
Makes you wonder what they're trying to say. :lol2:
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