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| musicasacra | Apr 7 2009, 11:00 PM Post #1 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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| Frank_W | Apr 8 2009, 04:20 AM Post #2 |
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Resident Misanthrope
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OMG.... ![]() This one frightens me:
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Anatomy Prof: "The human body has about 20 sq. meters of skin." Me: "Man, that's a lot of lampshades!" | |
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| Aqua Letifer | Apr 8 2009, 05:00 AM Post #3 |
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ZOOOOOM!
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This one is the best, by far. ![]()
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| I cite irreconcilable differences. | |
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| apple | Apr 8 2009, 05:31 AM Post #4 |
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one of the angels
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these always crack me up. |
| it behooves me to behold | |
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| Red Rice | Apr 8 2009, 07:30 AM Post #5 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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I really want one of those Closestool Burst Destructors. Ideal for home defense. |
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Civilisation, I vaguely realized then - and subsequent observation has confirmed the view - could not progress that way. It must have a greater guiding principle to survive. To treat it as a carcase off which each man tears as much as he can for himself, is to stand convicted a brute, fit for nothing better than a jungle existence, which is a death-struggle, leading nowhither. I did not believe that was the human destiny, for Man individually was sane and reasonable, only collectively a fool. I hope the gunner of that Hun two-seater shot him clean, bullet to heart, and that his plane, on fire, fell like a meteor through the sky he loved. Since he had to end, I hope he ended so. But, oh, the waste! The loss! - Cecil Lewis | |
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| Frank_W | Apr 8 2009, 07:30 AM Post #6 |
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Resident Misanthrope
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Nawww.... Just get some Tuna Roll sushi. It won a whole WAR, after all! |
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Anatomy Prof: "The human body has about 20 sq. meters of skin." Me: "Man, that's a lot of lampshades!" | |
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| Red Rice | Apr 8 2009, 07:35 AM Post #7 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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![]() TUNA ROLL IS MY NAME!!! |
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Civilisation, I vaguely realized then - and subsequent observation has confirmed the view - could not progress that way. It must have a greater guiding principle to survive. To treat it as a carcase off which each man tears as much as he can for himself, is to stand convicted a brute, fit for nothing better than a jungle existence, which is a death-struggle, leading nowhither. I did not believe that was the human destiny, for Man individually was sane and reasonable, only collectively a fool. I hope the gunner of that Hun two-seater shot him clean, bullet to heart, and that his plane, on fire, fell like a meteor through the sky he loved. Since he had to end, I hope he ended so. But, oh, the waste! The loss! - Cecil Lewis | |
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| Frank_W | Apr 8 2009, 07:36 AM Post #8 |
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Resident Misanthrope
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O!! You has Honorable Friends, Soya and Chopsticks? Wah-TAWWWWWW!!!! |
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Anatomy Prof: "The human body has about 20 sq. meters of skin." Me: "Man, that's a lot of lampshades!" | |
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| Riley | Apr 8 2009, 08:14 AM Post #9 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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Makes you wonder what they're trying to say.
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