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| Tweet Topic Started: Apr 7 2009, 05:38 AM (228 Views) | |
| John D'Oh | Apr 7 2009, 05:38 AM Post #1 |
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MAMIL
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Spray it on, baby
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| What do you mean "we", have you got a mouse in your pocket? | |
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| Frank_W | Apr 7 2009, 05:42 AM Post #2 |
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Resident Misanthrope
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One minute??? Five minutes??? ![]() |
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Anatomy Prof: "The human body has about 20 sq. meters of skin." Me: "Man, that's a lot of lampshades!" | |
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| Aqua Letifer | Apr 7 2009, 05:46 AM Post #3 |
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ZOOOOOM!
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Nahh man that's per application. You wanna go longer and you have to keep spraying on the stuff, like getting an oil change. |
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| Jane D'Oh | Apr 7 2009, 05:47 AM Post #4 |
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Fulla-Carp
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It's the 6.3 times longer than 20 minutes that I was wondering about
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| Red Rice | Apr 7 2009, 05:52 AM Post #5 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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Two questions: 1) When we say "premature", we must ask: premature for who? Presumably, not the male. 2) Doesn't numbing the penis kind of defeat the purpose for said male? |
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Civilisation, I vaguely realized then - and subsequent observation has confirmed the view - could not progress that way. It must have a greater guiding principle to survive. To treat it as a carcase off which each man tears as much as he can for himself, is to stand convicted a brute, fit for nothing better than a jungle existence, which is a death-struggle, leading nowhither. I did not believe that was the human destiny, for Man individually was sane and reasonable, only collectively a fool. I hope the gunner of that Hun two-seater shot him clean, bullet to heart, and that his plane, on fire, fell like a meteor through the sky he loved. Since he had to end, I hope he ended so. But, oh, the waste! The loss! - Cecil Lewis | |
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| John D'Oh | Apr 7 2009, 06:05 AM Post #6 |
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MAMIL
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You like your eggs soft-boiled, I take it. |
| What do you mean "we", have you got a mouse in your pocket? | |
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| Red Rice | Apr 7 2009, 06:07 AM Post #7 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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Almost raw, actually. |
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Civilisation, I vaguely realized then - and subsequent observation has confirmed the view - could not progress that way. It must have a greater guiding principle to survive. To treat it as a carcase off which each man tears as much as he can for himself, is to stand convicted a brute, fit for nothing better than a jungle existence, which is a death-struggle, leading nowhither. I did not believe that was the human destiny, for Man individually was sane and reasonable, only collectively a fool. I hope the gunner of that Hun two-seater shot him clean, bullet to heart, and that his plane, on fire, fell like a meteor through the sky he loved. Since he had to end, I hope he ended so. But, oh, the waste! The loss! - Cecil Lewis | |
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| Frank_W | Apr 7 2009, 06:08 AM Post #8 |
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Man.... No wonder women are so pissed-off, all the time.
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Anatomy Prof: "The human body has about 20 sq. meters of skin." Me: "Man, that's a lot of lampshades!" | |
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| John D'Oh | Apr 7 2009, 06:11 AM Post #9 |
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MAMIL
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When you're scoring with a chick in a disco bar Take her home in your hairy little car Then you find you went to school with her ma and pa You're the oldest swinger in town When you wont look in the mirror in the light of day Swear you've died it when your hair turns grey When you zip up your throusers and your belly's in the way You're the oldest swinger in town Here you come and there you go White wheels spots and a stereo But the engin is jacked and the driver is too You're the oldest swinger in town The barber takes a little less time each week The kids dont understand a word you speak When you walk into a disco and they offer you a seat You're the oldest swinger in town You prefer a pint of shandy to Bacardi and Coke The sounds are too loud and there's too much smoke You'd like another dance but you're afraid you'll get a stroke You're the oldest swinger in town Here you come with your chest all bare A little gold ingot and a lot of gold hair Like the disco king meets Yogi Bear You're the oldest swinger in town When you're feeling as stiff as a skinhead's boot Rub on Vick's where you used to splash Brut And the latest punk fashion is your wedding suit You're the oldest swinger in town When you have to go shopping for your sex appeal Travolta's shades and nine inch heels They say a man is just as old as the woman he feels You're the oldest swinger in town Here you come with your lips closed tight You never smile you know it wouldn't look right Cause your dentures glow in the ultravoilet light You're the oldest swinger in town And you look so mean Cause your pants are too tight You're the oldest swinger in town And it takes you all night To do what you used to do all night You're the oldest swinger in town |
| What do you mean "we", have you got a mouse in your pocket? | |
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| Frank_W | Apr 7 2009, 06:16 AM Post #10 |
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Anatomy Prof: "The human body has about 20 sq. meters of skin." Me: "Man, that's a lot of lampshades!" | |
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| Mikhailoh | Apr 7 2009, 07:10 AM Post #11 |
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If you want trouble, find yourself a redhead
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Nature already took care of that for when it's been too long.. it's called Round Two. (but jeezel - 30 seconds?) |
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Once in his life, every man is entitled to fall madly in love with a gorgeous redhead - Lucille Ball | |
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