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| Mark | Apr 6 2009, 01:01 PM Post #1 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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___.___ (_]===* o 0 When I see an adult on a bicycle, I do not despair for the future of the human race. H.G. Wells | |
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| Frank_W | Apr 6 2009, 01:25 PM Post #2 |
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Resident Misanthrope
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What does the "M" stand for? "Massive"?
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Anatomy Prof: "The human body has about 20 sq. meters of skin." Me: "Man, that's a lot of lampshades!" | |
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| George K | Apr 6 2009, 01:27 PM Post #3 |
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Finally
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I think they forgot the 'd'. |
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A guide to GKSR: Click "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08 Nothing is as effective as homeopathy. I'd rather listen to an hour of Abba than an hour of The Beatles. - Klaus, 4/29/18 | |
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| Phlebas | Apr 6 2009, 02:43 PM Post #4 |
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Bull-Carp
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No. Monica. |
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Random FML: Today, I was fired by my boss in front of my coworkers. It would have been nice if I could have left the building before they started celebrating. FML The founding of the bulk of the world's nation states post 1914 is based on self-defined nationalisms. The bulk of those national movements involve territory that was ethnically mixed. The foundation of many of those nation states involved population movements in the aftermath. When the only one that is repeatedly held up as unjust and unjustifiable is the Zionist project, the term anti-semitism may very well be appropriate. - P*D | |
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| ***musical princess*** | Apr 6 2009, 02:44 PM Post #5 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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LOL!! Jeez and i thought my surname was bad! ![]() x |
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| QuantumIvory | Apr 6 2009, 03:22 PM Post #6 |
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Senior Carp
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Peanisbreath, MD? Urologist no doubt. |
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"I regard consciousness as fundamental. We cannot get behind consciousness." -Max Planck | |
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| ***musical princess*** | Apr 6 2009, 03:26 PM Post #7 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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I would hope psychologist, wih a name like that x |
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| George K | Apr 6 2009, 03:45 PM Post #8 |
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Finally
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No, I was thinking "Penisbreadth" after someone mentioned "Massive." |
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A guide to GKSR: Click "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08 Nothing is as effective as homeopathy. I'd rather listen to an hour of Abba than an hour of The Beatles. - Klaus, 4/29/18 | |
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| QuantumIvory | Apr 6 2009, 03:54 PM Post #9 |
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Senior Carp
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I knew that, you know.
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"I regard consciousness as fundamental. We cannot get behind consciousness." -Max Planck | |
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| Mikhailoh | Apr 6 2009, 04:38 PM Post #10 |
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If you want trouble, find yourself a redhead
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Couldn't be worse than 'Gustav Windgassen'. |
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Once in his life, every man is entitled to fall madly in love with a gorgeous redhead - Lucille Ball | |
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| JBryan | Apr 6 2009, 04:52 PM Post #11 |
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I am the grey one
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I used to work with a guy named Bitzenhoffer. It doesn't take a whole lot of imagination to see where that can go. I also have a cousin named Bruce Fairey. He is a pretty tough guy. |
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"Any man who would make an X rated movie should be forced to take his daughter to see it". - John Wayne There is a line we cross when we go from "I will believe it when I see it" to "I will see it when I believe it". Henry II: I marvel at you after all these years. Still like a democratic drawbridge: going down for everybody. Eleanor: At my age there's not much traffic anymore. From The Lion in Winter. | |
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| Frank_W | Apr 6 2009, 05:03 PM Post #12 |
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Resident Misanthrope
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This may be the wrong time to begin discussing bread
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Anatomy Prof: "The human body has about 20 sq. meters of skin." Me: "Man, that's a lot of lampshades!" | |
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