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For Frank and Red Rice... Women Stay Away!!!
Topic Started: Apr 6 2009, 10:58 AM (244 Views)
QuirtEvans
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Don't say I didn't warn you.

OK, Larry, you can watch too.

Olivia Munn eating a hot dog:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9kPT7vME6qs&feature=PlayList&p=DCE226C911310F72&playnext=1&playnext_from=PL&index=35

Olivia Munn popping a balloon in a non-traditional way:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9kPT7vME6qs&feature=PlayList&p=DCE226C911310F72&playnext=1&playnext_from=PL&index=35

Olivia Munn in a Hawaiian chair:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YnPgHsVJ5rw&feature=PlayList&p=DCE226C911310F72&index=37

(She's not Japanese, but she's a quarter Chinese.)
It would be unwise to underestimate what large groups of ill-informed people acting together can achieve. -- John D'Oh, January 14, 2010.
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Frank_W
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Oh boy... Something to watch after everyone goes home for the day. :D :thumb:
Anatomy Prof: "The human body has about 20 sq. meters of skin."
Me: "Man, that's a lot of lampshades!"
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QuirtEvans
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Olivia Munn as a Bond girl:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8hfHstR_Spo

Olivia Munn does the truffle shuffle:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LXgJ7X5c8cI

Olivia Munn dancing:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sXH0jjGITDA

It would be unwise to underestimate what large groups of ill-informed people acting together can achieve. -- John D'Oh, January 14, 2010.
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The 89th Key
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She's hot.
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Red Rice
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Pretty... and a great sense of humor! :lol2: I'd definitely hang out with her!
Civilisation, I vaguely realized then - and subsequent observation has confirmed the view - could not progress that way. It must have a greater guiding principle to survive. To treat it as a carcase off which each man tears as much as he can for himself, is to stand convicted a brute, fit for nothing better than a jungle existence, which is a death-struggle, leading nowhither. I did not believe that was the human destiny, for Man individually was sane and reasonable, only collectively a fool.

I hope the gunner of that Hun two-seater shot him clean, bullet to heart, and that his plane, on fire, fell like a meteor through the sky he loved. Since he had to end, I hope he ended so. But, oh, the waste! The loss!

- Cecil Lewis
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LadyElton
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Hey! At least some of us chicks would appreciate this. :devilgrin:


Of course, I gotta wait until I get home. :darthno:
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Frank_W
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Man..... She is FINE!! And yeah, I love that she's got a sense of humor and seems very down-to-earth. :thumb: Thanks, Quirt!
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Mikhailoh
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She is fine, but also FUN. Fun plus. Big fun.

Fun counts in a woman.
Once in his life, every man is entitled to fall madly in love with a gorgeous redhead - Lucille Ball
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Larry
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It says she's Chinese and Caucasian. She looks like a Cherokee.

And if she doesn't have a little Cherokee in her, I volunteer to put a little Cherokee in her...... :D
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***musical princess***
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Larry
Apr 6 2009, 03:00 PM
It says she's Chinese and Caucasian. She looks like a Cherokee.

And if she doesn't have a little Cherokee in her, I volunteer to put a little Cherokee in her...... :D
Sorry to hear that ( :wink: )

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Larry
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Sorry to hear that ( :wink: )


Pickup line....

Got a little Cherokee in you? Want a little Cherokee in you? :D

We can discuss the meaning of the word "little" later on..... ;)

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***musical princess***
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I'd rather have a big cherokee in me... :whistle:

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Frank_W
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Then you'd best forget the Cherokee and go with the Ojibwa. :lol2: :devilgrin:
Anatomy Prof: "The human body has about 20 sq. meters of skin."
Me: "Man, that's a lot of lampshades!"
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Larry
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Mmmmmmm, pie!
Which reminds me of a joke, MP....

This couple date for a year or so, he's very respectful, no sex, etc. Finally he asks her to marry him. She says "Before I answer that, I must confess something to you. It wouldn't be fair for you to find this out after the wedding." He assured her that it wouldn't matter what it was, he'd still love her - but if she wanted to tell him something she could. She said "I have no tits. Not even a bump. Flat as a pancake." He said it didn't matter to him, her tits wasn't what he was in love with. He said "Well, then I guess I should tell you something about me too, since it wouldn't be fair for you to learn about it after the wedding." She told him the same thing - it wouldn't matter, but if he wanted to tell her to go ahead.

He said "I have a penis like an infant." She thought about it for a moment, then said "that's not why I love you anyway, so it doesn't matter - and she accepted his proposal.

On their honeymoon night they're in the hotel room, and start in... He reaches up her blouse and feels, and says "Wow, you weren't kidding were you! Your chest is as flat as a board! But that's ok. It doesn't matter to me." She smiles, and in a little bit she reaches into his pants and takes a feel. Suddenly she screams, runs out of the room as fast as she can go, goes out to their car and gets in it, locks the doors and is sitting there crying and screaming.

He runs down to her and says "What's wrong, honey?" She says "You said you had a penis like an infant!" He says "I do...... 21 inches, 7 pounds 10 ounces...."

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Larry
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Mmmmmmm, pie!
***musical princess***
Apr 6 2009, 03:17 PM
I'd rather have a big cherokee in me... :whistle:

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Well.......

you're in luck! :D

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***musical princess***
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Lol, is that you boasting, Frank? :wink: :devilgrin:

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Larry
Apr 6 2009, 03:22 PM
He runs down to her and says "What's wrong, honey?" She says "You said you had a penis like an infant!" He says "I do...... 21 inches, 7 pounds 10 ounces...."

:lol2: :lol2: :lol2:

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Frank_W
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Apr 6 2009, 03:23 PM
Lol, is that you boasting, Frank? :wink: :devilgrin:

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No, ma'am. Trust me: He can speak for himself. I'm sitting back with my hands behind my head, as this message is being pecked out composed. :devilgrin:
Anatomy Prof: "The human body has about 20 sq. meters of skin."
Me: "Man, that's a lot of lampshades!"
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***musical princess***
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Frank_W
Apr 6 2009, 03:34 PM
***musical princess***
Apr 6 2009, 03:23 PM
Lol, is that you boasting, Frank? :wink: :devilgrin:

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No, ma'am. Trust me: He can speak for himself. I'm sitting back with my hands behind my head, as this message is being pecked out composed. :devilgrin:
Oh my... :blush:


(roawr!! :devilgrin: )

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Larry
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Oh my... :blush:


Here's another joke for you, MP....

A very wealthy woman, single for a long time, decides she wants to get married again. But her first husband had abused her so badly that she was very cautious, plus, she wanted to be sure they were marrying her for *her* instead of for her money. Also, her first husband had been lousy in bed, and had a tiny little pecker. So she also wanted someone who was terrific in bed.

She decided the way to find a husband was to run an ad and interview those who answered. So she ran an ad that said "Rich divorcee looking for a husband. Must not abuse me, and must not run around on me, and must be hung like a horse and know how to use it."

The day came for the interviews, and there was a line down the street waiting their turn to try to convince her that he was the one for her. One by one she interviewed them, and one by one she rejected them for failing to meet one or more of the requirements. When the last man had been interviewed, she closed the door, went into the living room and sat down, totally dejected. Not one man had met her requirements.

Then she heard the doorbell ring. She went to the door and opened it, but there was no one there. She closed the door, only to hear the doorbell ring again. She opened the door again - again, no one there. Then she heard a man's voice say "Down here." She looked down, and laying on the doorstep was a man with no arms and no legs. He said "I'm here in response to your ad."

She said "Well... I'm not sure you meet the requirements." He said "Well, I have no arms, so I can't hit you. I have no legs, so I can't run around on you." She said "Yes, but the ad says you must be hung like a horse and great in bed." He said "I rang your doorbell, you know....."
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***musical princess***
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Heh...

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Frank_W
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:D :lol2:
Anatomy Prof: "The human body has about 20 sq. meters of skin."
Me: "Man, that's a lot of lampshades!"
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blondie
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Okay, I usually understand you men but not this time.
Granted she has a great sense of humor but other than that .. what's so hot about her?
Explainez vous please.
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Red Rice
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Yeah, from a physical point of view, she's not quite my type, though I do think she's pretty. But for me, her personality is what makes her hot; she's funny, game and I'm willing to bet really smart as well. Cool chick! :thumb:
Civilisation, I vaguely realized then - and subsequent observation has confirmed the view - could not progress that way. It must have a greater guiding principle to survive. To treat it as a carcase off which each man tears as much as he can for himself, is to stand convicted a brute, fit for nothing better than a jungle existence, which is a death-struggle, leading nowhither. I did not believe that was the human destiny, for Man individually was sane and reasonable, only collectively a fool.

I hope the gunner of that Hun two-seater shot him clean, bullet to heart, and that his plane, on fire, fell like a meteor through the sky he loved. Since he had to end, I hope he ended so. But, oh, the waste! The loss!

- Cecil Lewis
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blondie
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She gets an A+ for that from me too RR.
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