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| Friday Afternoon Snarky Caption Contest; Got a light, Baby? | |
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| Tweet Topic Started: Apr 3 2009, 12:29 PM (262 Views) | |
| George K | Apr 3 2009, 12:29 PM Post #1 |
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Finally
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A guide to GKSR: Click "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08 Nothing is as effective as homeopathy. I'd rather listen to an hour of Abba than an hour of The Beatles. - Klaus, 4/29/18 | |
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| Horace | Apr 3 2009, 12:32 PM Post #2 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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Congress never became convinced that Marlboro's "Pretty Princess" marketing campaign actually targeted children, until they saw this picture. |
| As a good person, I implore you to do as I, a good person, do. Be good. Do NOT be bad. If you see bad, end bad. End it in yourself, and end it in others. By any means necessary, the good must conquer the bad. Good people know this. Do you know this? Are you good? | |
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| Red Rice | Apr 3 2009, 12:33 PM Post #3 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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Civilisation, I vaguely realized then - and subsequent observation has confirmed the view - could not progress that way. It must have a greater guiding principle to survive. To treat it as a carcase off which each man tears as much as he can for himself, is to stand convicted a brute, fit for nothing better than a jungle existence, which is a death-struggle, leading nowhither. I did not believe that was the human destiny, for Man individually was sane and reasonable, only collectively a fool. I hope the gunner of that Hun two-seater shot him clean, bullet to heart, and that his plane, on fire, fell like a meteor through the sky he loved. Since he had to end, I hope he ended so. But, oh, the waste! The loss! - Cecil Lewis | |
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| Aqua Letifer | Apr 3 2009, 12:35 PM Post #4 |
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ZOOOOOM!
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You lose five points for replying to a caption contest with another picture, but gain about 1k points for making it hilarious.
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| I cite irreconcilable differences. | |
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| jon-nyc | Apr 3 2009, 03:44 PM Post #5 |
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Cheers
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"You're home early, mommy." |
| In my defense, I was left unsupervised. | |
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| Carpe Diem | Apr 3 2009, 03:49 PM Post #6 |
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Junior Carp
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Single mothers are getting younger and younger these days..... |
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| Carpe Diem | Apr 3 2009, 03:52 PM Post #7 |
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Junior Carp
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"That new 'look years younger' Oil of Bulay Cream is KICK A**!!!!!!!!!!!" ....says mother of four, Yvonne. |
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| ***musical princess*** | Apr 3 2009, 04:01 PM Post #8 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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"I'm a very dedicated mother", commented Brittany Spears at her latest custody battle x |
| x Caroline x | |
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| CTPianotech | Apr 3 2009, 04:13 PM Post #9 |
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Fulla-Carp
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| jon-nyc | Apr 3 2009, 04:19 PM Post #10 |
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Cheers
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| Frank_W | Apr 3 2009, 07:25 PM Post #11 |
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Resident Misanthrope
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"Behold!! The Marlboro Man!! Proof of Reincarnation!!" |
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Anatomy Prof: "The human body has about 20 sq. meters of skin." Me: "Man, that's a lot of lampshades!" | |
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| Larry | Apr 3 2009, 07:33 PM Post #12 |
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Mmmmmmm, pie!
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"You got my lighter, bitch?" |
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Of the Pokatwat Tribe | |
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| Mikhailoh | Apr 3 2009, 07:34 PM Post #13 |
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If you want trouble, find yourself a redhead
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Once in his life, every man is entitled to fall madly in love with a gorgeous redhead - Lucille Ball | |
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| NAK | Apr 4 2009, 10:59 AM Post #14 |
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Senior Carp
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"You'd smoke too if you had diaper rash this bad." |
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