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| Tweet Topic Started: Apr 2 2009, 05:11 PM (323 Views) | |
| George K | Apr 2 2009, 05:11 PM Post #1 |
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A guide to GKSR: Click "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08 Nothing is as effective as homeopathy. I'd rather listen to an hour of Abba than an hour of The Beatles. - Klaus, 4/29/18 | |
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| kenny | Apr 2 2009, 05:11 PM Post #2 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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I've know people like that. |
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| Frank_W | Apr 2 2009, 05:12 PM Post #3 |
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Resident Misanthrope
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Mine would be forever turned to, "Go Away," unless I was expecting guests. Anyone else can just piss right off. Vacuum salesmen, religion salesmen, insurance salesmen, roofing, asphalt, and fencing salesmen, political census takers, nosy neighbors, well-meaning smiling goobers who INSIST that I attend their church, Girl Scouts, kids selling crap for their schools, whatever.... Meh...
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Anatomy Prof: "The human body has about 20 sq. meters of skin." Me: "Man, that's a lot of lampshades!" | |
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| Horace | Apr 2 2009, 06:15 PM Post #4 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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That's brilliant! The come/away works really well, the in/go not so much though. |
| As a good person, I implore you to do as I, a good person, do. Be good. Do NOT be bad. If you see bad, end bad. End it in yourself, and end it in others. By any means necessary, the good must conquer the bad. Good people know this. Do you know this? Are you good? | |
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| blondie | Apr 2 2009, 06:36 PM Post #5 |
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Bull-Carp
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I like that. Where can I get one? |
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| apple | Apr 2 2009, 06:37 PM Post #6 |
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one of the angels
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we all are the doormats of royalty. 'please, kindly wipe your feet on my fibers'. |
| it behooves me to behold | |
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| Friday | Apr 2 2009, 06:41 PM Post #7 |
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Senior Carp
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As newlyweds we had a doormat that said "Go Away!" Nobody paid attention to it. |
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| blondie | Apr 2 2009, 06:47 PM Post #8 |
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Bull-Carp
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I wonder if I could put a pic of myself on a doormat & lay that down in the mud room. |
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| Frank_W | Apr 3 2009, 05:49 AM Post #9 |
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Resident Misanthrope
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It's amazing: Moderators can't be added to one's ignore list, no matter what kind of drivel they spew.
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Anatomy Prof: "The human body has about 20 sq. meters of skin." Me: "Man, that's a lot of lampshades!" | |
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| big al | Apr 3 2009, 08:31 AM Post #10 |
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Bull-Carp
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Gosh, Frank. You really are a hard case when you're trying to ignore apple. It makes me wonder why you bother to click in some days. Big Al |
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Location: Western PA "jesu, der simcha fun der man's farlangen." -bachophile | |
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| ***musical princess*** | Apr 3 2009, 08:40 AM Post #11 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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Why does the 'C'/'Y' have that big long curly bit? It doesn't add anything that either words need. Makes it look silly to me. ![]() x |
| x Caroline x | |
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| The 89th Key | Apr 3 2009, 09:35 AM Post #12 |
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I love ambigrams...one of my dream hobbies. |
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| Frank_W | Apr 3 2009, 09:37 AM Post #13 |
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Resident Misanthrope
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Well, if it makes you feel better Al, some days, I wonder why someone hasn't blown my brains out yet, and some days, I ponder doing it myself. |
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Anatomy Prof: "The human body has about 20 sq. meters of skin." Me: "Man, that's a lot of lampshades!" | |
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| ***musical princess*** | Apr 3 2009, 09:43 AM Post #14 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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I hope that's not what the Bersa's for!!! ![]() x |
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| Frank_W | Apr 3 2009, 09:45 AM Post #15 |
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No. The Glock, either.
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Anatomy Prof: "The human body has about 20 sq. meters of skin." Me: "Man, that's a lot of lampshades!" | |
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