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Hey Michelle, No Touching The Queen!
Topic Started: Apr 1 2009, 03:01 PM (900 Views)
QuirtEvans
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All of you amateur clowns diplomats worried about giving the Queen an iPod missed the real story ... Michelle Obama TOUCHED THE QUEEN! No touching the Queen!

http://www.time.com/time/world/article/0,8599,1888962,00.html?cnn=yes
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George K
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Did she give her a "Terrorist Fist Bump?" :hide:
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:doh: :no:
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George K
Apr 1 2009, 03:06 PM
Did she give her a "Terrorist Fist Bump?" :hide:
Michelle fisted the queen? O my! :smokin:
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and admiration while breaking down over even the slightest bit of criticism.

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Thank heaven President Obama didn't lay a hand on her. I can hear the press now: Queen touched by the hand of God! :silly:
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Anatomy Prof: "The human body has about 20 sq. meters of skin."
Me: "Man, that's a lot of lampshades!"
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QuantumIvory
Apr 1 2009, 03:14 PM
Thank heaven President Obama didn't lay a hand on her. I can hear the press now: Queen touched by the hand of God! :silly:

Actually, he did. Both hands. Practically groped her.
Identifying narcissists isn't difficult. Just look for the person who is constantly fishing for compliments
and admiration while breaking down over even the slightest bit of criticism.

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*sigh* :no: I said a long time ago, that President Obama needed a protocol adviser/department after his faux pas at the playing of the national anthem.

He's continued to be an embarrassment. I think England keeps inviting him over so that they can play the clips on late-night British television and have a great laugh.

How embarrassing...
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From that video it appeared the queen was groping Obama at the very end.
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JBryan
Apr 1 2009, 03:41 PM
From that video it appeared the queen was groping Obama at the very end.
she's a feisty one, that girl.
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Frank_W
Apr 1 2009, 03:25 PM
I think England keeps inviting him over so that they can play the clips on late-night British television and have a great laugh.
This is something new. Nobody in England would have dreamed of laughing at any of your previous Presidents.
What do you mean "we", have you got a mouse in your pocket?
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:lol2: Yeah... Us too. :sombrero:
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You could tell her majesty enjoyed meeting someone historical.
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JBryan
Apr 1 2009, 03:41 PM
From that video it appeared the queen was groping Obama at the very end.
Once you go Barak, you never go back.
The problem with having an open mind is that people keep trying to put things in it.
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Pianolicious
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so? Neither of them are subjects of hers. She probably loved it.
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Improviso
Apr 1 2009, 03:13 PM
George K
Apr 1 2009, 03:06 PM
Did she give her a "Terrorist Fist Bump?" :hide:
Michelle fisted the queen? O my! :smokin:
That was right after the back rub.
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Apr 1 2009, 04:22 PM
so? Neither of them are subjects of hers. She probably loved it.
If by 'love' you mean 'made her feel happy to realise that the jumped up foreigners still haven't figured out decent etiquette 200 years after stealing her colonies' (or 45 years, depending on where you think he was born) then yes, you're probably right, I'm sure she loved it.
What do you mean "we", have you got a mouse in your pocket?
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kenny
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Michelle's pearls are larger in diameter. :tsktsk: Posted Image Ob should have held the queen up for this pic.
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Improviso
Apr 1 2009, 03:17 PM
For some reason I always though that Duke of Edinburgh was much taller.
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kenny
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Footage of the booboo at 1:15 into this video.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/7977950.stm
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It's historic, I tell you, HISTORIC !!!!!

Finally, a descendent of a once enslaved race, and a female one at that, has finally touched the world's most revered Monarch!

Now every little black girl can be told "you can grow up and touch the Queen too" and believe it!

Michele Obama's achievement is truly historic, HISTORIC!

You are awesome, Michele.
You are our pride and inspiration.
Michele, we love you!

HOPE & CHANGE!
HOPE & CHANGE!
HOPE & CHANGE!

Yes we can (touch the Queen) !!!

Woohoo!!!
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kenny
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Posted Image
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Apr 1 2009, 06:11 PM
It's historic, I tell you, HISTORIC !!!!!

Finally, a descendent of a once enslaved race, and a female one at that, has finally touched the world's most revered Monarch!
I don't think the Queen comes from a once-enslaved race. She's actually a German.
What do you mean "we", have you got a mouse in your pocket?
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Indeed her grandpapa, George V and Kaiser Willy could have passed as twin brothers.
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Axtremus
Apr 1 2009, 06:11 PM
It's historic, I tell you, HISTORIC !!!!!

Finally, a descendent of a once enslaved race, and a female one at that, has finally touched the world's most revered Monarch!

Now every little black girl can be told "you can grow up and touch the Queen too" and believe it!

Michele Obama's achievement is truly historic, HISTORIC!

You are awesome, Michele.
You are our pride and inspiration.
Michele, we love you!

HOPE & CHANGE!
HOPE & CHANGE!
HOPE & CHANGE!

Yes we can (touch the Queen) !!!

Woohoo!!!
Nope. The Emperor of Ethiopia takes precedence over the Queen of England since that monarchy is over a thousand years older than England's. Liz was always pissed off that Haile Selassie was above her in the pecking order.

Also, not at all sure what you mean by "a once enslaved race". The blacks were enslaving the blacks for millennia before the whites got in on the action, so really Michele and Liz have a lot in common both coming from slave holding races. What again was your point?
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