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Does Having Kids Make You Unhappy?
Topic Started: Apr 1 2009, 02:50 PM (565 Views)
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I have a true story that I haven't shared with anyone. Back in the early 90's when I first moved out west I didn't yet have a piano of my own. I found a church with a downstairs "choir room" that had an old upright. They said I could play it occasionally during the off hours.

At the time I was waiting tables at a fancy place...one Sat. night I got off work and went bar-hopping ended up drinking with a woman until the bar closed down...we staggered our way into the night when a brilliant idea hit. Since the church was never locked and it was on our way home I thought, hey why not pop in for a drunken piano playing session? It must have been 3 am and I cautiously opened the door and entered. I was going to go downstairs but there was this big honkin' grand in the main sanctuary...why not play that? Both of us got on the bench and I started jammin' out. I must have been rocking the bench because with a loud snap the legs gave way under the bench and we both fell back onto the floor...horrified and giggling. In a panic I propped the bench precariously back up on the legs...it was barely balanced. Then we hightailed it out of there. I always wondered about the pianist on Sunday morning who tried to sit on the bench. It must have been pretty funny.

I'm definetly going to hell.
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:spit: :lol2: Great story!!
Anatomy Prof: "The human body has about 20 sq. meters of skin."
Me: "Man, that's a lot of lampshades!"
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Renauda
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HOLY CARP!!!
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Apr 3 2009, 06:56 AM

I'm definetly going to hell.
After that escapade, no doubt that you can already smell the cinders.
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