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| Free Rider | Apr 3 2009, 06:56 AM Post #26 |
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I have a true story that I haven't shared with anyone. Back in the early 90's when I first moved out west I didn't yet have a piano of my own. I found a church with a downstairs "choir room" that had an old upright. They said I could play it occasionally during the off hours. At the time I was waiting tables at a fancy place...one Sat. night I got off work and went bar-hopping ended up drinking with a woman until the bar closed down...we staggered our way into the night when a brilliant idea hit. Since the church was never locked and it was on our way home I thought, hey why not pop in for a drunken piano playing session? It must have been 3 am and I cautiously opened the door and entered. I was going to go downstairs but there was this big honkin' grand in the main sanctuary...why not play that? Both of us got on the bench and I started jammin' out. I must have been rocking the bench because with a loud snap the legs gave way under the bench and we both fell back onto the floor...horrified and giggling. In a panic I propped the bench precariously back up on the legs...it was barely balanced. Then we hightailed it out of there. I always wondered about the pianist on Sunday morning who tried to sit on the bench. It must have been pretty funny. I'm definetly going to hell. |
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| Frank_W | Apr 3 2009, 07:31 AM Post #27 |
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Resident Misanthrope
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Great story!!
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Anatomy Prof: "The human body has about 20 sq. meters of skin." Me: "Man, that's a lot of lampshades!" | |
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| Renauda | Apr 3 2009, 09:00 AM Post #28 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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After that escapade, no doubt that you can already smell the cinders. |
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Great story!!

4:41 PM Jul 10