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R2's Happy Hour; ask, and ye shall receive
Topic Started: Mar 27 2009, 11:51 AM (306 Views)
RosemaryTwo
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HOLY CARP!!!
This week's venue: a comedy club.

Please order your drink and share your favorite funny pictures, jokes, stories, etc. Who is your favorite comedian?

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"Perhaps the thing to do is just to let stupid run its course." Aqua
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Red Rice
HOLY CARP!!!
Guinness on tap if they have it.

I can share this funny commercial:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wjPfJ8LH0B4

Civilisation, I vaguely realized then - and subsequent observation has confirmed the view - could not progress that way. It must have a greater guiding principle to survive. To treat it as a carcase off which each man tears as much as he can for himself, is to stand convicted a brute, fit for nothing better than a jungle existence, which is a death-struggle, leading nowhither. I did not believe that was the human destiny, for Man individually was sane and reasonable, only collectively a fool.

I hope the gunner of that Hun two-seater shot him clean, bullet to heart, and that his plane, on fire, fell like a meteor through the sky he loved. Since he had to end, I hope he ended so. But, oh, the waste! The loss!

- Cecil Lewis
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RosemaryTwo
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HOLY CARP!!!
Some Lewis Black to get things started
"Perhaps the thing to do is just to let stupid run its course." Aqua
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The 89th Key
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I'll have a Smithwick's and will tell a joke about West Virginia.

So...did you hear about the fire at the Governor's mansion? Yeah...apparently it started in the bathroom, but they were able to put it out before it reached the house. :sombrero:
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Luke's Dad
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Luke's Dad walks in just in time to hear:
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So...did you hear about the fire at the Governor's mansion? Yeah...apparently it started in the bathroom, but they were able to put it out before it reached the house


Turns around and walks back out.
:leaving:
The problem with having an open mind is that people keep trying to put things in it.
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Frank_W
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Well, I got this...

Gimme' a pack o' virtual cigarettes and a glass of Wild Turkey neat, please.

Anatomy Prof: "The human body has about 20 sq. meters of skin."
Me: "Man, that's a lot of lampshades!"
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George K
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Finally
Well, as long as we're in a bar, telling jokes, here's one of my favorites:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HxJRSmIBjd4

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"Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... "
- Mik, 6/14/08


Nothing is as effective as homeopathy.

I'd rather listen to an hour of Abba than an hour of The Beatles.
- Klaus, 4/29/18
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Mikhailoh
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I'll have a Black and Tan, m'dear.

An Irishman walks into a bar and orders a martini....after martini after martini, each time removing the olives and placing them in a jar. When the jar was filled with olives and all the drinks consumed, he started to leave.

"Excuse me," said a customer, who was puzzled over what Irishman had done. "What was that all about?"

"Nothing," he replied, "my wife just sent me out for a jar of olives."


Once in his life, every man is entitled to fall madly in love with a gorgeous redhead - Lucille Ball
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Mikhailoh
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If you want trouble, find yourself a redhead
An Irishman walks into a bar and orders 6 wiskies,He drinks the first,third and the fifth wiskies.

He then stands up and starts to leave,the bar man calls him back and says "Why are you not drinking your other wiskies?".

"I'm just feeling odd today.".
Once in his life, every man is entitled to fall madly in love with a gorgeous redhead - Lucille Ball
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Luke's Dad
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Damn. Already paid the cover and it's a three drink minimum. I may as well stay for a couple.

I'll have a Black and Tan, too, but not the premixed version, please.
The problem with having an open mind is that people keep trying to put things in it.
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PattyP
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No body in the history of comedy could get so many laughs with so few words.
And, he never uttered a profane word. A real class act, IMO.

Good night and God bless.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GeUNIp4vH7I


A tired dog is a good dog.

"Dogs' lives are too short...their only fault, really."
A.S. Turnbull
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Mikhailoh
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The Great One - Myron Cohen, one of the funniest guys ever.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Yir9neuoOk&feature=related

Once in his life, every man is entitled to fall madly in love with a gorgeous redhead - Lucille Ball
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dolmansaxlil
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I'll second Lewis Black. I recently listened to a couple of his albums (thanks, NAK!) and I would be driving down the road crying I was laughing so hard!

I'm drinking Bloody Caesars. Extra spicy, please. And I'm starving!
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