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Topic Started: Mar 27 2009, 11:33 AM (309 Views)
George K
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I was walking in a cemetery this morning and saw a guy hiding behind a gravestone.

I said, "Morning."

He replied, "No, just taking a sh!t."
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Nothing is as effective as homeopathy.

I'd rather listen to an hour of Abba than an hour of The Beatles.
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bachophile
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HOLY CARP!!!
i didnt know ghosts also have bowel issues.

never saw casper on the crapper.
"I don't know much about classical music. For years I thought the Goldberg Variations were something Mr. and Mrs. Goldberg did on their wedding night." Woody Allen
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Frank_W
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Those are called "farts"
Anatomy Prof: "The human body has about 20 sq. meters of skin."
Me: "Man, that's a lot of lampshades!"
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apple
one of the angels
good one Frank
it behooves me to behold
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Frank_W
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;) :D
Anatomy Prof: "The human body has about 20 sq. meters of skin."
Me: "Man, that's a lot of lampshades!"
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Free Rider
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:lol2:
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Dewey
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HOLY CARP!!!
groan... ^_^
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