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| George K | Mar 27 2009, 11:33 AM Post #1 |
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Finally
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![]() I was walking in a cemetery this morning and saw a guy hiding behind a gravestone. I said, "Morning." He replied, "No, just taking a sh!t." |
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A guide to GKSR: Click "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08 Nothing is as effective as homeopathy. I'd rather listen to an hour of Abba than an hour of The Beatles. - Klaus, 4/29/18 | |
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| bachophile | Mar 28 2009, 04:49 AM Post #2 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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i didnt know ghosts also have bowel issues. never saw casper on the crapper. |
| "I don't know much about classical music. For years I thought the Goldberg Variations were something Mr. and Mrs. Goldberg did on their wedding night." Woody Allen | |
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| Frank_W | Mar 28 2009, 05:43 AM Post #3 |
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Resident Misanthrope
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Those are called "farts" |
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Anatomy Prof: "The human body has about 20 sq. meters of skin." Me: "Man, that's a lot of lampshades!" | |
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| apple | Mar 28 2009, 08:45 AM Post #4 |
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one of the angels
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good one Frank |
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| Frank_W | Mar 28 2009, 08:50 AM Post #5 |
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Resident Misanthrope
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Anatomy Prof: "The human body has about 20 sq. meters of skin." Me: "Man, that's a lot of lampshades!" | |
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| Free Rider | Mar 28 2009, 09:03 AM Post #6 |
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Fulla-Carp
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| Dewey | Mar 28 2009, 12:29 PM Post #7 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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groan...
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"By nature, i prefer brevity." - John Calvin, Institutes of the Christian Religion, p. 685. "Never waste your time trying to explain yourself to people who are committed to misunderstanding you." - Anonymous "Oh sure, every once in a while a turd floated by, but other than that it was just fine." - Joe A., 2011 I'll answer your other comments later, but my primary priority for the rest of the evening is to get drunk." - Klaus, 12/31/14 | |
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