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| Police Blotter; inspired by LE's thread | |
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| Tweet Topic Started: Mar 26 2009, 08:55 PM (243 Views) | |
| Riley | Mar 26 2009, 08:55 PM Post #1 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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I am often amazed at the bizarre stories in the newspaper 'Police Blotter', and LE's thread prompted me to look up this week's. Some of the stories: Suspect drives car into storefront March 24 - Hamilton police are investigating a break in at an Easy Home store on Fennell Ave. and Upper Wentworth after a Honda Civic was used to crash through the front window. It’s believed televisions, laptops and electronics were targeted in the incident that occurred at 2:30 a.m. It appears the thief or thieves had another vehicle to make their escape. The Honda was left at the scene. Impaired driver took a cab March 23 - A 25-year-old Hamilton woman faces impaired driving charges after taking a cab to her car. The woman called for a taxi in the city’s east end and asked the driver to take her to an address near Upper Ottawa and Fennell Ave. The driver suspected she was intoxicated but was pleased to be driving her home. At the location, the driver watched as the woman got into a vehicle and drove away. The cabbie followed the woman and called 911. Police intercepted the woman as she arrived at her destination on LeDuc Street. She was brought in for a breath test and blew 283 and 276. Thief scared off by owner’s knife March 23 – As the owner of a convenience store at on Parkdale Ave. N. was closing shop at 12:30 a.m., he was approached by a man outside the door who showed him the handle to a knife up his sleeve. He demanded the store owner go back inside and bring him out cash. The store owner went inside and came out with a knife of his own. The suspect fled to a car waiting across the street. He is described as a white male, 18 to 25 years-old, five-foot-eight, thin, wearing a dark jacket, blue jeans and running shoes. The police BEAR unit is investigating. Four injured in hammer and knife fight March 22 – Two men with stab wounds face multiple charges including assault after they robbed two men looking to buy booze. Police have learned two men were walking on King Street at 3 a.m. when they were approached by a woman on a bike who said she could sell them alcohol. The 19 and 20-year-old men followed her to an apartment near Main Street near Wentworth. Two men inside the residence immediately tried to rob the victims, hitting them with hammers. The victims grabbed knives from the kitchen and fought back. All four men were taken to hospital. A 23-year-old from Hamilton and a 25-year-old of no fixed address are charged with two counts of robbery with a weapon and two counts of aggravated assault. |
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| Frank_W | Mar 27 2009, 03:59 AM Post #2 |
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Resident Misanthrope
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The hammer and knife fight must have been EPIC!!!
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Anatomy Prof: "The human body has about 20 sq. meters of skin." Me: "Man, that's a lot of lampshades!" | |
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| Aqua Letifer | Mar 27 2009, 04:02 AM Post #3 |
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ZOOOOOM!
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Dude... I would have given 50 bucks to be in that room to see it all go down. I wonder how long it lasted and how it was resolved? |
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| Mikhailoh | Mar 27 2009, 04:17 AM Post #4 |
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If you want trouble, find yourself a redhead
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I bet the ungrateful bastards still gave her a ticket. |
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Once in his life, every man is entitled to fall madly in love with a gorgeous redhead - Lucille Ball | |
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| Frank_W | Mar 27 2009, 04:30 AM Post #5 |
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All at once, or just one at a time?
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Anatomy Prof: "The human body has about 20 sq. meters of skin." Me: "Man, that's a lot of lampshades!" | |
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| Frank_W | Mar 27 2009, 04:31 AM Post #6 |
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That would have been incredible. Dammit, why didn't someone record it and put it on Nothing Toxic, or something?
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Anatomy Prof: "The human body has about 20 sq. meters of skin." Me: "Man, that's a lot of lampshades!" | |
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| LadyElton | Mar 27 2009, 05:36 AM Post #7 |
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Fulla-Carp
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Sounds like pallies vs rogues. |
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| Aqua Letifer | Mar 27 2009, 06:20 AM Post #8 |
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ZOOOOOM!
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Pretty sure all the parties involved in this case were clothies, however. |
| I cite irreconcilable differences. | |
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| Riley | Mar 27 2009, 06:38 AM Post #9 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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![]() What I don't understand is why two people above the legal drinking age would follow this woman into her apartment to buy alcohol in the first place.
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| Frank_W | Mar 27 2009, 06:47 AM Post #10 |
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Yeah... Sounds like a real brain-trust there, doesn't it? ![]() What's awesome though, is that when they were threatened with hammers, they didn't just punk out. No... They ran further INTO the apartment, ran INTO a kitchen that they knew nothing about, seized a couple of knives, and then fought so ferociously that all FOUR of them ended up in hospital! WOW!! Those two guys might be stupid, but they probably have a hard time walking, because their big brass balls keep knocking and clinking against their knees...
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Anatomy Prof: "The human body has about 20 sq. meters of skin." Me: "Man, that's a lot of lampshades!" | |
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| Aqua Letifer | Mar 27 2009, 06:52 AM Post #11 |
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ZOOOOOM!
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I find that intelligence is very often inversely proportional to unconventional badassery. |
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| Frank_W | Mar 27 2009, 06:55 AM Post #12 |
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Anatomy Prof: "The human body has about 20 sq. meters of skin." Me: "Man, that's a lot of lampshades!" | |
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| Frank_W | Mar 27 2009, 08:02 AM Post #13 |
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STOP Hammer time.
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Anatomy Prof: "The human body has about 20 sq. meters of skin." Me: "Man, that's a lot of lampshades!" | |
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| Aqua Letifer | Mar 27 2009, 08:53 AM Post #14 |
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ZOOOOOM!
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This doesn't have much to do with anything, but whenever I hear that phrase now, I think of this guy. Spirit of Trouf is just awesome. ![]() http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DWhdMkPSUwk&feature=PlayList&p=2ED823D9DAAEFD25&index=0&playnext=1 |
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| Frank_W | Mar 27 2009, 09:05 AM Post #15 |
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That dude kicks ass!!
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Anatomy Prof: "The human body has about 20 sq. meters of skin." Me: "Man, that's a lot of lampshades!" | |
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