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| QuirtEvans | Mar 25 2009, 06:26 AM Post #1 |
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I Owe It All To John D'Oh
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From Paul Begala: "The Republicans are like an arsonist who complains that the fire department is wasting water." |
| It would be unwise to underestimate what large groups of ill-informed people acting together can achieve. -- John D'Oh, January 14, 2010. | |
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| The 89th Key | Mar 25 2009, 06:31 AM Post #2 |
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Aqua is going to love the structure of that sentence. |
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| Frank_W | Mar 25 2009, 06:33 AM Post #3 |
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Resident Misanthrope
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Let me be the first to say that it sucks. "The Republicans are like arsonists who complain that the fire department is wasting water." Hrmph... |
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Anatomy Prof: "The human body has about 20 sq. meters of skin." Me: "Man, that's a lot of lampshades!" | |
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| Aqua Letifer | Mar 25 2009, 06:34 AM Post #4 |
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ZOOOOOM!
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It's actually not too horrible; certainly better than Barry's awkward statement from a few days ago. Frank's fix would make it better but eh, more of a style thing than anything else. |
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| John D'Oh | Mar 25 2009, 06:39 AM Post #5 |
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MAMIL
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You guys need to stop arson around trying to undermine a good joke. |
| What do you mean "we", have you got a mouse in your pocket? | |
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| Frank_W | Mar 25 2009, 07:04 AM Post #6 |
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Resident Misanthrope
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Anatomy Prof: "The human body has about 20 sq. meters of skin." Me: "Man, that's a lot of lampshades!" | |
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| QuirtEvans | Mar 25 2009, 07:20 AM Post #7 |
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I Owe It All To John D'Oh
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Let it go, John, they're all fired up because they can't match his incendiary wit. Their indignation will burn out in due course. |
| It would be unwise to underestimate what large groups of ill-informed people acting together can achieve. -- John D'Oh, January 14, 2010. | |
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| Frank_W | Mar 25 2009, 07:21 AM Post #8 |
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Resident Misanthrope
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I have no problem with what he said, even if English is apparently his second language... |
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Anatomy Prof: "The human body has about 20 sq. meters of skin." Me: "Man, that's a lot of lampshades!" | |
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| John D'Oh | Mar 25 2009, 07:25 AM Post #9 |
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MAMIL
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He was born in New Jersey, according to Wiki, and educated at the University of Texas, a combination that pretty much explains that disability. |
| What do you mean "we", have you got a mouse in your pocket? | |
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| Frank_W | Mar 25 2009, 07:27 AM Post #10 |
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Resident Misanthrope
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Well, there you have it.
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Anatomy Prof: "The human body has about 20 sq. meters of skin." Me: "Man, that's a lot of lampshades!" | |
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| Kincaid | Mar 25 2009, 01:10 PM Post #11 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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If that line was from today, he needs new material. Heard that one awhile ago. In any case, you know what happens if you put too much water on a burning ship? |
| Kincaid - disgusted Republican Partisan since 2006. | |
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| John D'Oh | Mar 25 2009, 02:07 PM Post #12 |
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MAMIL
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The rats jump off? |
| What do you mean "we", have you got a mouse in your pocket? | |
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| Dewey | Mar 25 2009, 02:18 PM Post #13 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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Obama's, and Begala's, problem is that they've confused water and gasoline. |
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"By nature, i prefer brevity." - John Calvin, Institutes of the Christian Religion, p. 685. "Never waste your time trying to explain yourself to people who are committed to misunderstanding you." - Anonymous "Oh sure, every once in a while a turd floated by, but other than that it was just fine." - Joe A., 2011 I'll answer your other comments later, but my primary priority for the rest of the evening is to get drunk." - Klaus, 12/31/14 | |
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| Kincaid | Mar 25 2009, 02:42 PM Post #14 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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With little golden parachutes. |
| Kincaid - disgusted Republican Partisan since 2006. | |
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| Luke's Dad | Mar 26 2009, 06:38 AM Post #15 |
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Emperor Pengin
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Apparantly, the water the Dems are using to put out the fire comes from Colorado. |
| The problem with having an open mind is that people keep trying to put things in it. | |
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