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Best Line of the Day
Topic Started: Mar 25 2009, 06:26 AM (282 Views)
QuirtEvans
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From Paul Begala:

"The Republicans are like an arsonist who complains that the fire department is wasting water."
It would be unwise to underestimate what large groups of ill-informed people acting together can achieve. -- John D'Oh, January 14, 2010.
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The 89th Key
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Aqua is going to love the structure of that sentence.
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Frank_W
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Let me be the first to say that it sucks.

"The Republicans are like arsonists who complain that the fire department is wasting water."

Hrmph...
Anatomy Prof: "The human body has about 20 sq. meters of skin."
Me: "Man, that's a lot of lampshades!"
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Aqua Letifer
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The 89th Key
Mar 25 2009, 06:31 AM
Aqua is going to love the structure of that sentence.
It's actually not too horrible; certainly better than Barry's awkward statement from a few days ago. Frank's fix would make it better but eh, more of a style thing than anything else.
I cite irreconcilable differences.
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MAMIL
You guys need to stop arson around trying to undermine a good joke.
What do you mean "we", have you got a mouse in your pocket?
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Frank_W
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:lol2:
Anatomy Prof: "The human body has about 20 sq. meters of skin."
Me: "Man, that's a lot of lampshades!"
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QuirtEvans
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Let it go, John, they're all fired up because they can't match his incendiary wit. Their indignation will burn out in due course.
It would be unwise to underestimate what large groups of ill-informed people acting together can achieve. -- John D'Oh, January 14, 2010.
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Frank_W
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I have no problem with what he said, even if English is apparently his second language...
Anatomy Prof: "The human body has about 20 sq. meters of skin."
Me: "Man, that's a lot of lampshades!"
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John D'Oh
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Frank_W
Mar 25 2009, 07:21 AM
English is apparently his second language...
He was born in New Jersey, according to Wiki, and educated at the University of Texas, a combination that pretty much explains that disability.
What do you mean "we", have you got a mouse in your pocket?
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Frank_W
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Well, there you have it. :lol2:
Anatomy Prof: "The human body has about 20 sq. meters of skin."
Me: "Man, that's a lot of lampshades!"
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Kincaid
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QuirtEvans
Mar 25 2009, 06:26 AM
From Paul Begala:

"The Republicans are like an arsonist who complains that the fire department is wasting water."
If that line was from today, he needs new material. Heard that one awhile ago. In any case, you know what happens if you put too much water on a burning ship?
Kincaid - disgusted Republican Partisan since 2006.
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John D'Oh
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Kincaid
Mar 25 2009, 01:10 PM
In any case, you know what happens if you put too much water on a burning ship?
The rats jump off?
What do you mean "we", have you got a mouse in your pocket?
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Dewey
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Obama's, and Begala's, problem is that they've confused water and gasoline.
"By nature, i prefer brevity." - John Calvin, Institutes of the Christian Religion, p. 685.

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Kincaid
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John D'Oh
Mar 25 2009, 02:07 PM
Kincaid
Mar 25 2009, 01:10 PM
In any case, you know what happens if you put too much water on a burning ship?
The rats jump off?
With little golden parachutes.
Kincaid - disgusted Republican Partisan since 2006.
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QuirtEvans
Mar 25 2009, 06:26 AM
From Paul Begala:

"The Republicans are like an arsonist who complains that the fire department is wasting water."
Apparantly, the water the Dems are using to put out the fire comes from Colorado.
The problem with having an open mind is that people keep trying to put things in it.
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