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| QuirtEvans | Feb 27 2009, 04:08 AM Post #1 |
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I Owe It All To John D'Oh
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http://www.nytimes.com/2009/02/26/science/earth/26charmin.html?em |
| It would be unwise to underestimate what large groups of ill-informed people acting together can achieve. -- John D'Oh, January 14, 2010. | |
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| George K | Feb 27 2009, 04:09 AM Post #2 |
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Finally
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But it may come in handy with spoons. |
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A guide to GKSR: Click "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08 Nothing is as effective as homeopathy. I'd rather listen to an hour of Abba than an hour of The Beatles. - Klaus, 4/29/18 | |
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| Mikhailoh | Feb 27 2009, 04:26 AM Post #3 |
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If you want trouble, find yourself a redhead
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Spoons? I don't think i want to know. I was unaware of this and will look for options. It's a good idea, but they need to make an acceptable product. |
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Once in his life, every man is entitled to fall madly in love with a gorgeous redhead - Lucille Ball | |
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| QuirtEvans | Feb 27 2009, 04:31 AM Post #4 |
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Rusty spoons, George. Rougher toilet paper is OK with regular spoons. |
| It would be unwise to underestimate what large groups of ill-informed people acting together can achieve. -- John D'Oh, January 14, 2010. | |
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| George K | Feb 27 2009, 10:38 AM Post #5 |
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Finally
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Finally: Reusable Toilet Wipes! C'mon! Save a tree! |
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A guide to GKSR: Click "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08 Nothing is as effective as homeopathy. I'd rather listen to an hour of Abba than an hour of The Beatles. - Klaus, 4/29/18 | |
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| Mikhailoh | Feb 27 2009, 10:38 AM Post #6 |
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Ewww. Sham Wows for your ass. |
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Once in his life, every man is entitled to fall madly in love with a gorgeous redhead - Lucille Ball | |
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| Shamwow VInce | Feb 27 2009, 10:40 AM Post #7 |
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Advanced Member
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Are you followin' me, camera guy? |
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| Phlebas | Feb 27 2009, 10:48 AM Post #8 |
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Bull-Carp
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I don't think I want to know about a product that holds 12 times its weight in.... |
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Random FML: Today, I was fired by my boss in front of my coworkers. It would have been nice if I could have left the building before they started celebrating. FML The founding of the bulk of the world's nation states post 1914 is based on self-defined nationalisms. The bulk of those national movements involve territory that was ethnically mixed. The foundation of many of those nation states involved population movements in the aftermath. When the only one that is repeatedly held up as unjust and unjustifiable is the Zionist project, the term anti-semitism may very well be appropriate. - P*D | |
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| Phlebas | Feb 27 2009, 10:49 AM Post #9 |
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Bull-Carp
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![]() "No. The question is, are you following me!" |
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Random FML: Today, I was fired by my boss in front of my coworkers. It would have been nice if I could have left the building before they started celebrating. FML The founding of the bulk of the world's nation states post 1914 is based on self-defined nationalisms. The bulk of those national movements involve territory that was ethnically mixed. The foundation of many of those nation states involved population movements in the aftermath. When the only one that is repeatedly held up as unjust and unjustifiable is the Zionist project, the term anti-semitism may very well be appropriate. - P*D | |
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| Quagmire | Feb 27 2009, 10:53 AM Post #10 |
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Senior Carp
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sorry to hear this. I'm a huge fan of Charmin Ultra Soft. Best product in the world. I see they also have an Extra Strong variety, which is actually a bit rough. Butt when that came out, I remember wondering, who is doing what with toilet paper that required more strength than the average roll?
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| George K | Feb 27 2009, 10:53 AM Post #11 |
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A guide to GKSR: Click "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08 Nothing is as effective as homeopathy. I'd rather listen to an hour of Abba than an hour of The Beatles. - Klaus, 4/29/18 | |
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| Mikhailoh | Feb 27 2009, 10:58 AM Post #12 |
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The girls are pretty picky. Me, I'm pretty much just glad to have SOME toilet paper when needed. |
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| QuirtEvans | Feb 27 2009, 11:11 AM Post #13 |
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I Owe It All To John D'Oh
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I can't believe you need toilet paper at all. After all, you sh!t bricks. |
| It would be unwise to underestimate what large groups of ill-informed people acting together can achieve. -- John D'Oh, January 14, 2010. | |
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| Dewey | Feb 27 2009, 12:26 PM Post #14 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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"By nature, i prefer brevity." - John Calvin, Institutes of the Christian Religion, p. 685. "Never waste your time trying to explain yourself to people who are committed to misunderstanding you." - Anonymous "Oh sure, every once in a while a turd floated by, but other than that it was just fine." - Joe A., 2011 I'll answer your other comments later, but my primary priority for the rest of the evening is to get drunk." - Klaus, 12/31/14 | |
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| Mikhailoh | Feb 27 2009, 12:34 PM Post #15 |
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If you want trouble, find yourself a redhead
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Golden eggs. Not that YOU'D ever be satisfied. |
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| Dewey | Feb 27 2009, 12:38 PM Post #16 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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Cottonelle Ultra rocks. My insurance agent tells me that I should live till I'm around 79 or so. A crop tree takes between 20 and 30 years to reach maturity. I figure over the span of my entire life, I'll have wiped the equivalent of 3 or 4 good-sized trees' worth of toilet paper across my ass. I think that's a pretty good use of 3 or 4 seedlings dropped into the ground the year I was born. I suppose that will be next: people are buying acres of crop trees to offset carbon emissions; next, we'll have to buy a few trees for the right to buy our choice of toilet paper. |
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"By nature, i prefer brevity." - John Calvin, Institutes of the Christian Religion, p. 685. "Never waste your time trying to explain yourself to people who are committed to misunderstanding you." - Anonymous "Oh sure, every once in a while a turd floated by, but other than that it was just fine." - Joe A., 2011 I'll answer your other comments later, but my primary priority for the rest of the evening is to get drunk." - Klaus, 12/31/14 | |
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| George K | Feb 27 2009, 12:42 PM Post #17 |
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Finally
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Here's an alternative, let me get you started, okay?![]() |
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A guide to GKSR: Click "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08 Nothing is as effective as homeopathy. I'd rather listen to an hour of Abba than an hour of The Beatles. - Klaus, 4/29/18 | |
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| Mikhailoh | Feb 27 2009, 01:03 PM Post #18 |
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Do you strip the kernels before or after? |
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Once in his life, every man is entitled to fall madly in love with a gorgeous redhead - Lucille Ball | |
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| Quagmire | Feb 27 2009, 01:05 PM Post #19 |
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Senior Carp
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during. |
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| Mikhailoh | Feb 27 2009, 01:07 PM Post #20 |
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If you want trouble, find yourself a redhead
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Can you do a video and show me? Fire up that webcam!
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Once in his life, every man is entitled to fall madly in love with a gorgeous redhead - Lucille Ball | |
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| George K | Feb 27 2009, 01:09 PM Post #21 |
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I love it when a thread goes (pardon the expression) into the crapper. |
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A guide to GKSR: Click "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08 Nothing is as effective as homeopathy. I'd rather listen to an hour of Abba than an hour of The Beatles. - Klaus, 4/29/18 | |
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| Mikhailoh | Feb 27 2009, 01:10 PM Post #22 |
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If you want trouble, find yourself a redhead
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Even if it started there? |
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Once in his life, every man is entitled to fall madly in love with a gorgeous redhead - Lucille Ball | |
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| Free Rider | Feb 27 2009, 01:11 PM Post #23 |
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Fulla-Carp
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Cornhole! |
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| QuirtEvans | Feb 27 2009, 01:12 PM Post #24 |
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I Owe It All To John D'Oh
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Some environmentalist you are. It started in the forest. It ended in the crapper. We're sending you back to seventh grade, so you can learn the cycle all over again. You won't graduate until you can sing "The Circle of Life" solo. |
| It would be unwise to underestimate what large groups of ill-informed people acting together can achieve. -- John D'Oh, January 14, 2010. | |
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| Renauda | Feb 27 2009, 01:17 PM Post #25 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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Yes indeed, possibly the percentage of harvested old forest growth that traditionally ended up being incinerated at the lumber mill but is now recycled to make other wood and paper products including fluffy toilet paper. GMAFB. |
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