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| Tweet Topic Started: Feb 26 2009, 05:50 PM (390 Views) | |
| jon-nyc | Feb 26 2009, 05:50 PM Post #1 |
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Cheers
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Hat tip to OT... Type "[your name] needs" into google and show us the first 10 things that show up. (Include the quotes.) here's what I get with "Jon needs" Jon needs real women with real sound systems Jon needs to stop sending drinks now Jon needs to touch his roots Jon needs a poke in the other eye Jon needs prayers Jon needs love Jon needs to fire his attorney Jon needs a new shift key Jon Needs is on facebook Jon needs a job |
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| brenda | Feb 26 2009, 06:03 PM Post #2 |
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DivaDeb beat you to it, but run it again for anyone else who might have missed it. What's old is new again with this type of thread. ![]() And how are you tonight, Jon? |
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“Weeds are flowers, too, once you get to know them.” ~A.A. Milne | |
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| JBryan | Feb 26 2009, 06:04 PM Post #3 |
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I am the grey one
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Were any of these things correct? |
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"Any man who would make an X rated movie should be forced to take his daughter to see it". - John Wayne There is a line we cross when we go from "I will believe it when I see it" to "I will see it when I believe it". Henry II: I marvel at you after all these years. Still like a democratic drawbridge: going down for everybody. Eleanor: At my age there's not much traffic anymore. From The Lion in Winter. | |
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| jon-nyc | Feb 26 2009, 06:05 PM Post #4 |
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Cheers
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I suspect Jon Needs really is on Facebook. |
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| jon-nyc | Feb 26 2009, 06:05 PM Post #5 |
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Cheers
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Doing well! And you? |
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| CTPianotech | Feb 26 2009, 06:07 PM Post #6 |
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Fulla-Carp
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Hey Jon, sure you didn't miss anything from your list? ![]()
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| jon-nyc | Feb 26 2009, 06:10 PM Post #7 |
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Cheers
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HAHAHAHAHAHA That didn't show up on my list. Or I would certainly have included it. |
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| kenny | Feb 26 2009, 06:13 PM Post #8 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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First air, then water, then food, then shelter, then . . . then fora. |
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| Bernard | Feb 26 2009, 06:17 PM Post #9 |
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Senior Carp
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I missed DivaDeb's thread too. When I google "Bernard needs" the first 10 (and then some) listings are all about St. Bernard's needing homes. |
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| Improviso | Feb 26 2009, 06:17 PM Post #10 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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I asked Plays. She said I need *nothing* tonight.
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Identifying narcissists isn't difficult. Just look for the person who is constantly fishing for compliments and admiration while breaking down over even the slightest bit of criticism. We have the freedom to choose our actions, but we do not get to choose our consequences. | |
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| brenda | Feb 26 2009, 06:24 PM Post #11 |
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Thank you for asking, Jon. I'm doing very well. We had some bad weather today, but did not have to be out in it. Daughter is done throwing up and her fever is gone. So far hubby and I show no signs of sharing her illness. Keep your fingers crossed for us!
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“Weeds are flowers, too, once you get to know them.” ~A.A. Milne | |
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| NAK | Feb 26 2009, 07:07 PM Post #12 |
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Senior Carp
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Hahahaha! Great idea! Nikolai needs new work. Nikolai needs his own channel. Nikolai needs some follow- ![]() Nikolai needs to come to training camp with a positive attitude. Nikolai needs to know what will be allowed, what won’t fly, what is to be expected, yada yada yada. Nikolai needs to be more focused on the goal, to shoot more often. Nikolai needs you! Nikolai needs to dispose of a body, a job which entails the severing of the corpse’s fingers. Nikolai needs to get rid of his disgusting overgrown hair and make it better. Nikolai needs to get a life. |
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| brenda | Feb 26 2009, 07:09 PM Post #13 |
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So where you gonna put that body, Quagmire's apartment?? |
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“Weeds are flowers, too, once you get to know them.” ~A.A. Milne | |
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| Riley | Feb 26 2009, 10:31 PM Post #14 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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Riley needs to die. Riley needs to stir it up here? Riley needs to take some posture lessons RILEY NEEDS A HOME! Riley Needs Help Riley"Needs a Home (Rochester Area) riley needs a trampoline Riley needs a battery of tests that have been overlooked Riley needs some fangirling Riley Needs a friend!!! |
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| blondie | Feb 27 2009, 10:06 AM Post #15 |
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Bull-Carp
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Hilarious. Too much Katie Holmes gibberish so: Kate needs: 1> A shave 2> A cold shower 3> A date 4> Facebook 5> Flowers 6> A pinup photographer in Chicago 7> Your help 8>A macro system thread 9> To get on a diet ![]() 10>A hammer |
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| Free Rider | Feb 27 2009, 10:24 AM Post #16 |
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Fulla-Carp
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I got some wierd ones including a few XXX rated things I won't post. Free Rider needs: 1. Help 2. a hot dog 3. nickname contest 4. Security in family 5 rum 6. your help 7. to be pushed 8. tidy his desk I stopped there. |
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| kathyk | Feb 27 2009, 11:56 AM Post #17 |
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Pisa-Carp
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I know what you mean. I got some other Kathy's "Kathy needs" list.
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| Larry | Feb 27 2009, 12:02 PM Post #18 |
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Mmmmmmm, pie!
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Crikie! Criminy!
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Of the Pokatwat Tribe | |
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| Moonbat | Feb 27 2009, 01:15 PM Post #19 |
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Pisa-Carp
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Moonbat needs glasses Moonbat needs to be shipped to China Moonbat needs to be locked up Moonbat needs a nickname Moonbat needs help Moonbat needs to be put on the no-fly list Moonbat needs a history lesson...BADLY! Moonbat needs to be ignored at every opportunity! Moonbat needs to see a dentist Moonbat needs all the help he can get ...teh internet hates me! |
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| LadyElton | Feb 27 2009, 01:38 PM Post #20 |
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Fulla-Carp
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Just give me sex, money, sex, Elton John, sex, chocolate, sex....let's see did i mention sex?
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| Hilary aka LadyElton | |
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| blondie | Feb 27 2009, 02:49 PM Post #21 |
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Bull-Carp
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U R just a lovin' machine there LE .. |
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