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What do you need?
Topic Started: Feb 26 2009, 05:50 PM (390 Views)
jon-nyc
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Hat tip to OT...

Type "[your name] needs" into google and show us the first 10 things that show up. (Include the quotes.)

here's what I get with "Jon needs"


Jon needs real women with real sound systems

Jon needs to stop sending drinks now

Jon needs to touch his roots

Jon needs a poke in the other eye

Jon needs prayers

Jon needs love

Jon needs to fire his attorney

Jon needs a new shift key

Jon Needs is on facebook

Jon needs a job
In my defense, I was left unsupervised.
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brenda
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DivaDeb beat you to it, but run it again for anyone else who might have missed it. What's old is new again with this type of thread. :)

And how are you tonight, Jon?
“Weeds are flowers, too, once you get to know them.”
~A.A. Milne
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JBryan
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I am the grey one
Were any of these things correct?
"Any man who would make an X rated movie should be forced to take his daughter to see it". - John Wayne


There is a line we cross when we go from "I will believe it when I see it" to "I will see it when I believe it".


Henry II: I marvel at you after all these years. Still like a democratic drawbridge: going down for everybody.

Eleanor: At my age there's not much traffic anymore.

From The Lion in Winter.
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jon-nyc
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JBryan
Feb 26 2009, 06:04 PM
Were any of these things correct?
I suspect Jon Needs really is on Facebook.
In my defense, I was left unsupervised.
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jon-nyc
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brenda
Feb 26 2009, 06:03 PM
DivaDeb beat you to it, but run it again for anyone else who might have missed it. What's old is new again with this type of thread. :)

And how are you tonight, Jon?
Doing well!


And you?
In my defense, I was left unsupervised.
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CTPianotech
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Hey Jon, sure you didn't miss anything from your list? :D

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jon-nyc
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HAHAHAHAHAHA

That didn't show up on my list. Or I would certainly have included it.
In my defense, I was left unsupervised.
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kenny
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First air, then water, then food, then shelter, then . . . then fora.
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Bernard
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I missed DivaDeb's thread too.

When I google "Bernard needs" the first 10 (and then some) listings are all about St. Bernard's needing homes.
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Improviso
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I asked Plays. She said I need *nothing* tonight. :D
Identifying narcissists isn't difficult. Just look for the person who is constantly fishing for compliments
and admiration while breaking down over even the slightest bit of criticism.

We have the freedom to choose our actions, but we do not get to choose our consequences.
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brenda
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jon-nyc
Feb 26 2009, 06:05 PM
brenda
Feb 26 2009, 06:03 PM
DivaDeb beat you to it, but run it again for anyone else who might have missed it. What's old is new again with this type of thread. :)

And how are you tonight, Jon?
Doing well!


And you?
Thank you for asking, Jon. I'm doing very well. We had some bad weather today, but did not have to be out in it. Daughter is done throwing up and her fever is gone. So far hubby and I show no signs of sharing her illness. Keep your fingers crossed for us! :lol2:
“Weeds are flowers, too, once you get to know them.”
~A.A. Milne
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NAK
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Hahahaha! Great idea!

Nikolai needs new work.

Nikolai needs his own channel.

Nikolai needs some follow- :confused:

Nikolai needs to come to training camp with a positive attitude.

Nikolai needs to know what will be allowed, what won’t fly, what is to be expected, yada yada yada.

Nikolai needs to be more focused on the goal, to shoot more often.

Nikolai needs you!

Nikolai needs to dispose of a body, a job which entails the severing of the corpse’s fingers.

Nikolai needs to get rid of his disgusting overgrown hair and make it better.

Nikolai needs to get a life.
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brenda
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So where you gonna put that body, Quagmire's apartment??
“Weeds are flowers, too, once you get to know them.”
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Riley
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Riley needs to die.

Riley needs to stir it up here?

Riley needs to take some posture lessons

RILEY NEEDS A HOME!

Riley Needs Help

Riley"Needs a Home (Rochester Area)

riley needs a trampoline

Riley needs a battery of tests that have been overlooked

Riley needs some fangirling

Riley Needs a friend!!!
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blondie
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Hilarious. Too much Katie Holmes gibberish so:
Kate needs:
1> A shave
2> A cold shower
3> A date
4> Facebook
5> Flowers
6> A pinup photographer in Chicago
7> Your help
8>A macro system thread
9> To get on a diet :eek:
10>A hammer
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Free Rider
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I got some wierd ones including a few XXX rated things I won't post.

Free Rider needs:
1. Help
2. a hot dog
3. nickname contest
4. Security in family
5 rum
6. your help
7. to be pushed
8. tidy his desk

I stopped there.
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kathyk
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blondie
Feb 27 2009, 10:06 AM
Hilarious. Too much Katie Holmes gibberish so:
Kate needs:
1> A shave
2> A cold shower
3> A date
4> Facebook
5> Flowers
6> A pinup photographer in Chicago
7> Your help
8>A macro system thread
9> To get on a diet :eek:
10>A hammer
I know what you mean. I got some other Kathy's "Kathy needs" list. :bluehuh:
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Larry
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I know what you mean. I got some other Kathy's "Kathy needs" list.


:puke: Crikie!

:hide: Criminy!
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Moonbat
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Moonbat needs glasses
Moonbat needs to be shipped to China
Moonbat needs to be locked up
Moonbat needs a nickname
Moonbat needs help
Moonbat needs to be put on the no-fly list
Moonbat needs a history lesson...BADLY!
Moonbat needs to be ignored at every opportunity!
Moonbat needs to see a dentist
Moonbat needs all the help he can get

...teh internet hates me!
Entia non sunt multiplicanda praeter necessitatem
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LadyElton
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Just give me sex, money, sex, Elton John, sex, chocolate, sex....let's see did i mention sex? :D
Hilary aka LadyElton
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blondie
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U R just a lovin' machine there LE ..
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