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Yes, sadly, this is marriage...
Topic Started: Feb 20 2009, 08:29 AM (249 Views)
plays88keys
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The Black Bra

I had lunch with 2 of my unmarried friends. One is engaged, one is a mistress, and I
have been married for 20+ years.

We were chatting about our relationships and decided to amaze our men by wearing a
black leather bra, stiletto heels and a mask over our eyes. We agreed to meet in a few days to exchange notes. Here's how it all went.

My engaged friend:

The other night my boyfriend came over and found me with a black leather bodice, tall
stilettos and a mask. He saw me and said, 'You are the woman of my dreams. I love you.' Then we made love all night long.

The mistress:

Me too! The other night I met my lover at his office and I was wearing the leather bodice,
heels and mask over my eyes and a raincoat. When I opened the raincoat he didn't say a word, but we had wild sex all night.


Then I had to share my story:

When my husband came home I was wearing the leather bodice, black stockings, stilettos and a mask over my eyes. As he came in the door and saw me, he said, "What's for dinner, Batman?"

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Mark
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Absolutely hysterical.

And I hope it isn't true. :)
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Larry
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Mmmmmmm, pie!
Ok.... this is nasty, but what the heck.... :D

You can shoot me later....


Two women are having lunch. Margaret and Sue. Margaret says, "Sue, I'm so jealous of you. Your husband is so attentive, so nice, sweet, he just dotes on you! So thoughtful! My husband doesn't even seen to notice that I'm even in the room. What's your secret?"

Sue says, "Well, you just have to understand what it is that makes a man happy, and make sure he gets it." Margaret says "I don't understand - give me an example."

Sue says "Well, my husband plays golf every Friday. When he gets home from playing golf, he always goes straight to the bedroom and takes a shower. So, I take a shower just before he gets home, and while he's in the shower I get naked, lay down on the bed and point my rear toward the bathroom door, throw my legs up to my head, grab my ankles, and.... there is it, just waiting on him!" Margaret says "Gee, I've never done anything like that before.. but my husband is golfing right now - I think I'll go try that!"

So Margaret goes home, take a shower, and waits. He husband comes home and heads into the shower. Margaret takes her clothes off, lays down on the bed, points her rear at the bathroom door, throws her legs up to her ears and grabs her ankles.. and waits.

In a few minutes her husband comes out of the bathroom buck naked, drying his hair with a towel. He walks right passed her and heads for the closet as if she wasn't even in the room. She is heartsick.. it didn't work. Suddenly he stops dead. "Aha!" she thinks.. "He noticed!" Then her husband says, "Good grief Margaret, comb your hair and put your teeth in. You're starting to look just like your Mother!"......

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