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| Debbie Needs; another Facebook Game | |
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| Tweet Topic Started: Feb 17 2009, 03:26 PM (507 Views) | |
| DivaDeb | Feb 17 2009, 03:26 PM Post #1 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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Go to Google and type in your first name and the word 'needs'. What are the "top" things you need according to Google? Tag me if you get some good ones! These are all for real! This is a hysterical game. 1. Debbie needs a saddle (I swear I didn't make that up) 2. Debbie needs to look behind her 3. Debbie needs to stop the anti-pale comments! 4. Debbie needs help with whole words 5. Debbie needs more money 6. Debbie needs help 7. Debbie needs someone to take her to a cotillion 8. Debbie needs numbers 9. Debbie needs a little bit more than Dick has to offer (didn't make that one up either) 10. Debbie needs to develop a healthy, fighting attitude |
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| Mikhailoh | Feb 17 2009, 03:31 PM Post #2 |
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If you want trouble, find yourself a redhead
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Mik needs j00 help. WTF? |
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Once in his life, every man is entitled to fall madly in love with a gorgeous redhead - Lucille Ball | |
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| Kincaid | Feb 17 2009, 03:35 PM Post #3 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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Okay, I typed in "Chris needs" in quotes and I only used those phrases that came up as, or at least could be interpreted as, actual sentences. 1. Chris needs help. 2. Chris needs a wee wee. 3. Chris needs friendly garden association. 4. Chris needs to give me cancer. 5. Chris needs a better display name. 6. Chris needs your sex talk. 7. Chris needs your votes. 8. Chris needs a nickname. 9. Chris needs major helpage. 10. Chris needs a good ticking off. |
| Kincaid - disgusted Republican Partisan since 2006. | |
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| TomK | Feb 17 2009, 03:43 PM Post #4 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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Tom needs to worry more about staying out of the Big House Tom Need--photographer Peeping Tom needs volume Tom needs a slap in the wrist Tom needs to dance Tom needs snoring solution help Uncle Tom needs and update #of wins Tom needs hangin' out (in case Tom needs help cooking Indian food!) Yes, we all have to be ON the rug! Tom needs some help Tom needs a liver |
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| Luke's Dad | Feb 17 2009, 03:58 PM Post #5 |
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Emperor Pengin
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Luke's Dad Needs: To get real with himself Protection To work on his self being A girl A therapist Babies A Nap A pair of wrestling shoes To get Jack's job back Help |
| The problem with having an open mind is that people keep trying to put things in it. | |
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| plays88keys | Feb 17 2009, 04:10 PM Post #6 |
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Pisa-Carp
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Susan needs all your love and money Susan (Powter) needs to take her own advice Susan needs our prayers right now Susan clearly needs demystification Everybody needs a Susan |
| You can never get enough of what you don't need to make you happy. | |
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| sue | Feb 17 2009, 04:22 PM Post #7 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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Sue needs to go back to school to learn the basics of What Not to Wear Sue needs her own room on these church trips Sue needs to look at getting back in step with us if she wants to stay and participate as a full member of the Liberal party Sue needs to be rocked Sue needs your help with hair ideas!!!! Sue needs help in tracing history of thatched cottage. Sue Needs Your Votes Sue needs developers! Sue Needs More Tech Help Sue needs to unite parts of the clothes so, in summation, Sue doesn't dress well, has bad hair, gets a bit wild on those church trips and no one wants to room with her, is a crap politician, and a techno doofus. paints a pretty picture, eh?
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| CTPianotech | Feb 17 2009, 04:27 PM Post #8 |
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Fulla-Carp
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Richard Needs: Publications Richard needs forgiveness Richard needs to go to beauty school... THIS GAME SUCKS!!! |
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| Improviso | Feb 17 2009, 04:40 PM Post #9 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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Improv needs to be fed by enriching experiences that are unrelated to performance Improv needs to be drama instead of comedy Improv needs to bring in the full range of human feelings to be truly successful Improv needs more friends Improv needs no excuses Improv needs macros and a 'undo' capability Improv needs to be fed Improv needs an audience Improv needs to improve Improv needs some help Improv needs to let loose Improv needs a kidney IMPROV NEEDS YOU Improv needs no editing Improv needs more of that sweet “f@#k the rules” action |
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Identifying narcissists isn't difficult. Just look for the person who is constantly fishing for compliments and admiration while breaking down over even the slightest bit of criticism. We have the freedom to choose our actions, but we do not get to choose our consequences. | |
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| Cathys | Feb 17 2009, 05:00 PM Post #10 |
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Senior Carp
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All Cathy needs is a big feather A Life Worth Living: Cathy needs Cathy needs |Facebook Cathy needs your help Cathy needs a bathy When to say yes when to say no |
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| Kincaid | Feb 17 2009, 05:07 PM Post #11 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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Hmmm...this has potential. |
| Kincaid - disgusted Republican Partisan since 2006. | |
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| Cathys | Feb 17 2009, 05:13 PM Post #12 |
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Senior Carp
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| dolmansaxlil | Feb 17 2009, 05:27 PM Post #13 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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Having a first name that is the same as the last name of a political leader makes for some fun ones: Sharon needs to be told to stop shooting and start talking Sharon needs to create a new special unit to implement this dirty work Sharon needs to pee Sharon needs a new word Sharon needs a lifestyle change Sharon needs surgery on heart defect after stroke Sharon needs a hand Sharon needs labor Sharon needs a female friend Sharon needs to reign in his zeal Sharon needs it (from unitedsexaddicts.com) |
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"Your first 10,000 photographs are your worst." ~ Henri Cartier-Bresson My Flickr Photostream | |
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| DivaDeb | Feb 17 2009, 05:30 PM Post #14 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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hahaha dol! those are great! |
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| TomK | Feb 17 2009, 05:37 PM Post #15 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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Yea, Momma!!!
We know that one all to well...
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| apple | Feb 17 2009, 05:49 PM Post #16 |
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one of the angels
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interesting Mary needs 20% of her South American money by April Mary needs saving Mary needs your financial support Mary needs shadows Mary needs a stylist Mary needs to win Mary needs backpacks Mary needs attention Mary Magdalene needs a home (my middle name) Mary needs an art studio and a music room (how do they know) |
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| musicasacra | Feb 17 2009, 06:07 PM Post #17 |
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| pianojerome | Feb 17 2009, 09:18 PM Post #18 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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Sam needs to know what a man is without his snake. Sam needs to consider what a Terminator is to do. Sam needs to ask what Plays' desktop wallpaper is. Sam needs to find out if Ben & Jerry's delivers to the music school. Sam needs to not be appalled, appealed, Apple-ed, UpHeld or HeldUp. Sam needs to post this in the Coffee Room. |
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| Lucky Lurker | Feb 19 2009, 06:53 PM Post #19 |
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Junior Carp
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Lucky needs help from the Miami mice to go a home a coffee shop some Cheerios therapy bad a little hug to stop taking things so seriously a sweater help watering the plastic flowers |
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Sock puppet permit rejected. Still a man hears what he wants to hear and disregards the rest. | |
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