Welcome Guest [Log In] [Register]
Welcome to The New Coffee Room. We hope you enjoy your visit.


You're currently viewing our forum as a guest. This means you are limited to certain areas of the board and there are some features you can't use. If you join our community, you'll be able to access member-only sections, and use many member-only features such as customizing your profile, sending personal messages, and voting in polls. Registration is simple, fast, and completely free.


Join our community!


If you're already a member please log in to your account to access all of our features:

Username:   Password:
Add Reply
AL, LD, Zombie Smasher Inside
Topic Started: Feb 17 2009, 01:07 PM (147 Views)
JBryan
Member Avatar
I am the grey one
http://jalopnik.com/5153075/new-scope-ford-f+650-xuv
"Any man who would make an X rated movie should be forced to take his daughter to see it". - John Wayne


There is a line we cross when we go from "I will believe it when I see it" to "I will see it when I believe it".


Henry II: I marvel at you after all these years. Still like a democratic drawbridge: going down for everybody.

Eleanor: At my age there's not much traffic anymore.

From The Lion in Winter.
Offline Profile Quote Post Goto Top
 
Phlebas
Member Avatar
Bull-Carp
Looks like someting Jack Bauer should drive.
Random FML: Today, I was fired by my boss in front of my coworkers. It would have been nice if I could have left the building before they started celebrating. FML

The founding of the bulk of the world's nation states post 1914 is based on self-defined nationalisms. The bulk of those national movements involve territory that was ethnically mixed. The foundation of many of those nation states involved population movements in the aftermath. When the only one that is repeatedly held up as unjust and unjustifiable is the Zionist project, the term anti-semitism may very well be appropriate. - P*D


Offline Profile Quote Post Goto Top
 
Qaanaaq-Liaaq
Member Avatar
Senior Carp
You can feel safe and secure in that vehicle the next time you see a "CAUTION ZOMBIES AHEAD" mobile sign.
Offline Profile Quote Post Goto Top
 
Aqua Letifer
Member Avatar
ZOOOOOM!
I'm immediately going to be scoping my area for one of these and that's going to be my first stop after the Invasion if I have to hump it out of the area on land.
I cite irreconcilable differences.
Online Profile Quote Post Goto Top
 
Luke's Dad
Member Avatar
Emperor Pengin
Qaanaaq-Liaaq
Feb 17 2009, 01:26 PM
You can feel safe and secure in that vehicle the next time you see a "CAUTION ZOMBIES AHEAD" mobile sign.
I wouldn't feel safe in that monstrosity! On Z-Day, all the roads and highways are going to be shut down by abandoned vehicles. Even if you could find some empty stretches of road, gasoline's going to be coming at a premium. No thanks. If I'm stuck on land, my first choice is a horse. No problem going offroad, no problems with fuel, decent speed (you don't need to be going 100 MPH when dealing with the Zombie Menace), and a somewhat intelligent companion that is fighting for it's life as well. I imagine the horse would react if a zombie came within a certain distance, alerting you to the zombie's presence as well.

If a horse is out of the question, then I'm shooting for a dirt bike. Small (light enough that I can push it if I run out of gas), fast, and capable of covering just about any terrain. Very nimble.

The only thing that truck's good for is turning you into Spam.
The problem with having an open mind is that people keep trying to put things in it.
Offline Profile Quote Post Goto Top
 
Luke's Dad
Member Avatar
Emperor Pengin
Aqua Letifer
Feb 17 2009, 01:32 PM
I'm immediately going to be scoping my area for one of these and that's going to be my first stop after the Invasion if I have to hump it out of the area on land.
No way! Trying to get out in one of those will give new meaning to

Found
On
Road
Dead
The problem with having an open mind is that people keep trying to put things in it.
Offline Profile Quote Post Goto Top
 
Aqua Letifer
Member Avatar
ZOOOOOM!
Luke's Dad
Feb 17 2009, 01:52 PM
Aqua Letifer
Feb 17 2009, 01:32 PM
I'm immediately going to be scoping my area for one of these and that's going to be my first stop after the Invasion if I have to hump it out of the area on land.
No way! Trying to get out in one of those will give new meaning to

Found
On
Road
Dead
Yeah but you'd be going out in SO much style. How awesome would it be to be take on the masses and mow down a couple hundred before being ripped apart!! This is entirely my personal choice for when survival looks impossible.
I cite irreconcilable differences.
Online Profile Quote Post Goto Top
 
Luke's Dad
Member Avatar
Emperor Pengin
Aqua Letifer
Feb 17 2009, 01:55 PM
Luke's Dad
Feb 17 2009, 01:52 PM
Aqua Letifer
Feb 17 2009, 01:32 PM
I'm immediately going to be scoping my area for one of these and that's going to be my first stop after the Invasion if I have to hump it out of the area on land.
No way! Trying to get out in one of those will give new meaning to

Found
On
Road
Dead
Yeah but you'd be going out in SO much style. How awesome would it be to be take on the masses and mow down a couple hundred before being ripped apart!! This is entirely my personal choice for when survival looks impossible.
If you would be able to get that thing out of the parking lot, let alone a nice open stretch with the zombies all standing in a row for you. Can you imagine trying to corner in that thing? And what kind of acceleration would it have? 0-60 in 4.6 hours? Heck, the zombies will be outrunning you!

If you're looking to smash zombies, just go on out and get a bulldozer, steam roller, or (my personal favorite) a zamboni. If you're looking to hang out with P-Diddy and have a "Who has the smallest Wang" competition, get this piece of crap.
The problem with having an open mind is that people keep trying to put things in it.
Offline Profile Quote Post Goto Top
 
DealsFor.me - The best sales, coupons, and discounts for you
« Previous Topic · The New Coffee Room · Next Topic »
Add Reply