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Trust fund kids toiletpaper Madoff home
Topic Started: Jan 26 2009, 08:43 AM (231 Views)
jon-nyc
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Too funny.

http://www.palmbeachpost.com/hp/content/local_news/epaper/2009/01/26/0126tpmadoff.html

In my defense, I was left unsupervised.
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Frank_W
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NICE!! I particularly like the bronze statue caper. Poetic touch... :thumb:
Anatomy Prof: "The human body has about 20 sq. meters of skin."
Me: "Man, that's a lot of lampshades!"
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Aqua Letifer
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Tidbits of toilet paper twisted in the wind at Bernard Madoff's Palm Beach home Monday morning - possibly the work of some ticked off teens who lost their trust funds.


That's a pretty silly hook for a story. :P

Seriously though, you call that rolling a house? Not much of a spread if you ask me. You gotta use all 12 rolls from the Valu-Pack at Giant for it to be legit.

I cite irreconcilable differences.
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Frank_W
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I agree. They should've made the place look like White Christmas, or else it's just a job done poorly.
Anatomy Prof: "The human body has about 20 sq. meters of skin."
Me: "Man, that's a lot of lampshades!"
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jon-nyc
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Hey, these are trust fund kids. You really expect effort?
In my defense, I was left unsupervised.
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Frank_W
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Calling to claim responsibility is funny... It's like the most benign terrorist group ever. :lol2:
Anatomy Prof: "The human body has about 20 sq. meters of skin."
Me: "Man, that's a lot of lampshades!"
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Aqua Letifer
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Frank_W
Jan 26 2009, 10:22 AM
Calling to claim responsibility is funny... It's like the most benign terrorist group ever. :lol2:
I heard that Homeland Security is having problems locating the base of operations for this Trust Fund Splinter Cell because they've bunkered themselves deep into their parents' basements. They may not resurface again until they're forced to earn a living, or they get hungry for dinner, whichever comes first.
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Frank_W
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:lol2: (Or run out of Nachos)
Anatomy Prof: "The human body has about 20 sq. meters of skin."
Me: "Man, that's a lot of lampshades!"
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Axtremus
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HOLY CARP!!!
jon-nyc
Jan 26 2009, 10:20 AM
Hey, these are trust fund kids. You really expect effort?
And they may not have enough fund left to buy sufficient amount of toilet paper.
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:lol:
In my defense, I was left unsupervised.
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