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| Why women are smarter than men | |
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| Tweet Topic Started: Jan 25 2009, 07:03 AM (245 Views) | |
| jon-nyc | Jan 25 2009, 07:03 AM Post #1 |
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Cheers
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Dan was a single guy living at home with his father and working in the family business. When he found out he was going to inherit a fortune when his sickly father died, he decided he needed a wife with which to share his fortune. One evening at an investment meeting he spotted the most beautiful woman he had ever seen. Her natural beauty took his breath away. "I may look like just an ordinary man," he said to her, "but in just a few years, my father will die, and I'll inherit $200 million." Impressed, the woman obtained his business card and three days later, she became his stepmother. |
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| Mikhailoh | Jan 25 2009, 07:07 AM Post #2 |
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If you want trouble, find yourself a redhead
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Once in his life, every man is entitled to fall madly in love with a gorgeous redhead - Lucille Ball | |
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| George K | Jan 25 2009, 07:10 AM Post #3 |
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Finally
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"Why women are smarter than men" er, because they don't pee on electric fences? |
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A guide to GKSR: Click "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08 Nothing is as effective as homeopathy. I'd rather listen to an hour of Abba than an hour of The Beatles. - Klaus, 4/29/18 | |
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| RosemaryTwo | Jan 25 2009, 07:19 AM Post #4 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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Ha! That's funny. |
| "Perhaps the thing to do is just to let stupid run its course." Aqua | |
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| Frank_W | Jan 25 2009, 08:48 AM Post #5 |
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Resident Misanthrope
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Anatomy Prof: "The human body has about 20 sq. meters of skin." Me: "Man, that's a lot of lampshades!" | |
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| Larry | Jan 25 2009, 08:51 AM Post #6 |
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Mmmmmmm, pie!
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Do ya think she got the shot? (caution... nudity) http://i431.photobucket.com/albums/qq34/EMPERORCHONG/other%20stuff/SmilefortheCamera.jpg |
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Of the Pokatwat Tribe | |
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| Frank_W | Jan 25 2009, 08:55 AM Post #7 |
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Resident Misanthrope
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Anatomy Prof: "The human body has about 20 sq. meters of skin." Me: "Man, that's a lot of lampshades!" | |
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| Quagmire | Jan 25 2009, 08:59 AM Post #8 |
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Senior Carp
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I'm hoping she got ALL her shots. Edit: Giggity! |
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| VPG | Jan 25 2009, 11:21 AM Post #9 |
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Pisa-Carp
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Do ya think she got the shot? (caution... nudity) . I'm not sure that counts as Nudity. |
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I'M NOT YELLING.........I'M ITALIAN...........THAT'S HOW WE TALK! "People say that we're in a time when there are no heroes, they just don't know where to look." Ronald Reagan, Inaugural, 1971 | |
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| Improviso | Jan 25 2009, 11:27 AM Post #10 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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Her coiffuring skills are impeccable.
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Identifying narcissists isn't difficult. Just look for the person who is constantly fishing for compliments and admiration while breaking down over even the slightest bit of criticism. We have the freedom to choose our actions, but we do not get to choose our consequences. | |
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| jon-nyc | Jan 25 2009, 12:43 PM Post #11 |
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Cheers
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Ah, yes. The Brazilian Racing Stripe. There was a famous thread about those at WTF a few years ago.... |
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| Improviso | Jan 25 2009, 01:20 PM Post #12 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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Links please.
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Identifying narcissists isn't difficult. Just look for the person who is constantly fishing for compliments and admiration while breaking down over even the slightest bit of criticism. We have the freedom to choose our actions, but we do not get to choose our consequences. | |
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| jon-nyc | Jan 25 2009, 01:27 PM Post #13 |
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Cheers
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It was the famous 'Vulva Chic' thread, long since deleted in one of WTF's periodic purges. |
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