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Why women are smarter than men
Topic Started: Jan 25 2009, 07:03 AM (245 Views)
jon-nyc
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Cheers
Dan was a single guy living at home with his father
and working in the family business.
When he found out he was going to inherit a fortune
when his sickly father died, he decided he needed a
wife with which to share his fortune.

One evening at an investment meeting he spotted the
most beautiful woman he had ever seen. Her natural
beauty took his breath away. "I may look like just an
ordinary man," he said to her, "but in just a few years,
my father will die, and I'll inherit $200 million."

Impressed, the woman obtained his business card and
three days later, she became his stepmother.
In my defense, I was left unsupervised.
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Mikhailoh
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If you want trouble, find yourself a redhead
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Once in his life, every man is entitled to fall madly in love with a gorgeous redhead - Lucille Ball
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George K
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Finally
"Why women are smarter than men"

er, because they don't pee on electric fences?
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Nothing is as effective as homeopathy.

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RosemaryTwo
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HOLY CARP!!!
Ha! That's funny.
"Perhaps the thing to do is just to let stupid run its course." Aqua
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Frank_W
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Resident Misanthrope
:lol2:
Anatomy Prof: "The human body has about 20 sq. meters of skin."
Me: "Man, that's a lot of lampshades!"
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Larry
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Mmmmmmm, pie!
Do ya think she got the shot? (caution... nudity)

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Frank_W
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Resident Misanthrope
:lol2:
Anatomy Prof: "The human body has about 20 sq. meters of skin."
Me: "Man, that's a lot of lampshades!"
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Quagmire
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Larry
Jan 25 2009, 08:51 AM
I'm hoping she got ALL her shots.

Edit: Giggity!
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VPG
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Pisa-Carp
Do ya think she got the shot? (caution... nudity)
.
I'm not sure that counts as Nudity.
I'M NOT YELLING.........I'M ITALIAN...........THAT'S HOW WE TALK!


"People say that we're in a time when there are no heroes, they just don't know where to look."
Ronald Reagan, Inaugural, 1971

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Improviso
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HOLY CARP!!!
Larry
Jan 25 2009, 08:51 AM
Her coiffuring skills are impeccable. :D
Identifying narcissists isn't difficult. Just look for the person who is constantly fishing for compliments
and admiration while breaking down over even the slightest bit of criticism.

We have the freedom to choose our actions, but we do not get to choose our consequences.
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jon-nyc
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Ah, yes. The Brazilian Racing Stripe. There was a famous thread about those at WTF a few years ago....
In my defense, I was left unsupervised.
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Improviso
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HOLY CARP!!!
Links please. :D :D :D
Identifying narcissists isn't difficult. Just look for the person who is constantly fishing for compliments
and admiration while breaking down over even the slightest bit of criticism.

We have the freedom to choose our actions, but we do not get to choose our consequences.
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jon-nyc
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It was the famous 'Vulva Chic' thread, long since deleted in one of WTF's periodic purges.
In my defense, I was left unsupervised.
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