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Don't pee on the electric fence!; (link to graphic image)
Topic Started: Jan 25 2009, 06:34 AM (2,407 Views)
George K
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Finally
Remember all the jokes 'bout peeing on the electric fence?

Dont.

N-E-V-E-R urinate on a 220 VOLT 3 phase electric fence!

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Warning! VERY GRAPHIC IMAGE LINK!

Don't click if you're squeamish, or have recently had a meal.

http://img522.imageshack.us/img522/1861/peeonfencejz9.jpg

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"Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... "
- Mik, 6/14/08


Nothing is as effective as homeopathy.

I'd rather listen to an hour of Abba than an hour of The Beatles.
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Mikhailoh
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If you want trouble, find yourself a redhead
Oh, I did not need that at all. Not at all.

Another tick in YOUR book, Dr. K.
Once in his life, every man is entitled to fall madly in love with a gorgeous redhead - Lucille Ball
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Improviso
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HOLY CARP!!!
Guess they'll be callin' that guy *Shortie* from now on.
Identifying narcissists isn't difficult. Just look for the person who is constantly fishing for compliments
and admiration while breaking down over even the slightest bit of criticism.

We have the freedom to choose our actions, but we do not get to choose our consequences.
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Larry
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Mmmmmmm, pie!
That


made


me


hurt
Of the Pokatwat Tribe

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kenny
HOLY CARP!!!
Talk about having a bad day.

I don't suppose that guy was considering a sex change . . .
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Mikhailoh
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Improviso
Jan 25 2009, 06:37 AM
Guess they'll be callin' that guy *Shortie* from now on.
Or Crispy Critter.
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Larry
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Mmmmmmm, pie!
My first thought is why in the hell anyone would need a 3 phase 220 volt electric fence in the first place. My second thought is wondering how many dogs in the neighborhood have had their peckers fried by it....
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George K
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Dogs probably peed on the post, not the fence itself.
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"Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... "
- Mik, 6/14/08


Nothing is as effective as homeopathy.

I'd rather listen to an hour of Abba than an hour of The Beatles.
- Klaus, 4/29/18
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Optimistic
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HOLY CARP!!!
That guy clearly never watched Ren and Stimpy.

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- Mark Twain


We shall not cease from exploration
And the end of all our exploring
Will be to arrive where we started
And know the place for the first time.
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RosemaryTwo
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HOLY CARP!!!
I'm gonna file this away under things to take on faith.

I'm good without the video.
"Perhaps the thing to do is just to let stupid run its course." Aqua
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George K
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RosemaryTwo
Jan 25 2009, 07:00 AM
I'm good without the video.
Not a video - a pic taken in the operating room (not mine!).

Though we have had some "interesting" events in ours.
A guide to GKSR: Click

"Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... "
- Mik, 6/14/08


Nothing is as effective as homeopathy.

I'd rather listen to an hour of Abba than an hour of The Beatles.
- Klaus, 4/29/18
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Mikhailoh
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If you want trouble, find yourself a redhead
A dog would have better instincts. Never whiz on anything that smells of burnt flesh.
Once in his life, every man is entitled to fall madly in love with a gorgeous redhead - Lucille Ball
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kenny
HOLY CARP!!!
George K
Jan 25 2009, 07:04 AM
RosemaryTwo
Jan 25 2009, 07:00 AM
I'm good without the video.
Not a video - a pic taken in the operating room (not mine!).

Though we have had some "interesting" events in ours.
Do tell . . . inquiring minds . . .
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RosemaryTwo
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HOLY CARP!!!
Shudder.
"Perhaps the thing to do is just to let stupid run its course." Aqua
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Mikhailoh
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If you want trouble, find yourself a redhead
kenny
Jan 25 2009, 07:16 AM
George K
Jan 25 2009, 07:04 AM
RosemaryTwo
Jan 25 2009, 07:00 AM
I'm good without the video.
Not a video - a pic taken in the operating room (not mine!).

Though we have had some "interesting" events in ours.
Do tell . . . inquiring minds . . .
No mas, no mas

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George K
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kenny
Jan 25 2009, 07:16 AM
Do tell . . . inquiring minds . . .
Since you insist..

There was a guy who came to the ER about 4 years ago who had his "member" stuck in a piece of metal electrical conduit. The conduit was about 1 inch long, and maybe 3/4" in diameter (no jokes, please). Of course, when he got to the ER, the question was, "So, how did this happen?"

His response was, "I *fell* on it. :lol2:

But here's the scary part. Since the conduit was small in diameter, the part beyond the conduit started to swell, and he couldn't, of course, get it off. In a (misguided) attempt to get his "member" smaller, he started sticking pins into the head, hoping to get some blood out, and reduce the swelling. Of course, that didn't work, and he ended up in the ER. From there, to the OR, where the conduit was cut off using a saw - which had to be sterilized (we usually don't keep metal-working tools in the OR).

The other interesting thing is that he ended up in OUR hospital, about 15 miles from where he lives/works. There are other hospitals much closer to his home, but he didn't want to go there, because he's a well-known businessman in the area, and a donor to the hospital.

Yes, there were pictures taken (anonymously, of course), but I don't have any.
A guide to GKSR: Click

"Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... "
- Mik, 6/14/08


Nothing is as effective as homeopathy.

I'd rather listen to an hour of Abba than an hour of The Beatles.
- Klaus, 4/29/18
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Mikhailoh
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Ouch. You have to wonder just what he was trying to accomplish with that boneheaded stunt.
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Frank_W
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Oh. My. God. :hair:
Anatomy Prof: "The human body has about 20 sq. meters of skin."
Me: "Man, that's a lot of lampshades!"
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Renauda
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HOLY CARP!!!
Larry
Jan 25 2009, 06:50 AM
My first thought is why in the hell anyone would need a 3 phase 220 volt electric fence in the first place.
To keep dangerous two legged livestock inside?
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bachophile
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HOLY CARP!!!
looks lile it would go well with onion rings...sort of thrown on.
"I don't know much about classical music. For years I thought the Goldberg Variations were something Mr. and Mrs. Goldberg did on their wedding night." Woody Allen
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Frank_W
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bachophile
Jan 25 2009, 10:18 PM
looks lile it would go well with onion rings...sort of thrown on.
Ring Toss? :lol2:
Anatomy Prof: "The human body has about 20 sq. meters of skin."
Me: "Man, that's a lot of lampshades!"
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JBryan
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I am the grey one
Not good for much of anything else any more.
"Any man who would make an X rated movie should be forced to take his daughter to see it". - John Wayne


There is a line we cross when we go from "I will believe it when I see it" to "I will see it when I believe it".


Henry II: I marvel at you after all these years. Still like a democratic drawbridge: going down for everybody.

Eleanor: At my age there's not much traffic anymore.

From The Lion in Winter.
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jon-nyc
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Ok, so how does the guy take a piss now? Does he have to wear some sort of bag? Or would they leave him a stub?
In my defense, I was left unsupervised.
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Klaus
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HOLY CARP!!!
I am surprised that such kinds of fences are legal.

What if a kid accidently touches the fence? At 220V (and sufficient amperage) it could easily get killed.
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Klaus
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HOLY CARP!!!
(after consulting google) Forget about the fence. The story is fake:

http://www.snopes.com/photos/medical/electricfence.asp
Trifonov Fleisher Klaus Sokolov Zimmerman
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