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Help George I'm skeered
Topic Started: Jan 24 2009, 08:01 PM (173 Views)
Claude Ball
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I'm skeered, George. I wuz watchin' the TV set today and this woman came on and looked me dead in the eye and aksed me if I suffered from somethin' called.. "incontinence"...


I don't know what that is George but I think I got it.

Dain bramage caused my peach imspediment.
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Tonto Goldstein
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Ugh...

Well... have you been finding peepee in your teepee?
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How smooth must be the language of the white man, when they can make right look like wrong, and wrong look like right.
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George K
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Nothin' to worry 'bout, Claude. She was talking about where you are. For example, you're in the continent called "North America." John D'Oh wishes he were in the continent called "Europe," and Crash comes from the continent called "South America." Obama's father came from the continent called "Africa." There are those who believe that the continent called "Antarctica" is going to melt away pretty soon.

See?

Feel better now?

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Claude Ball
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Nothin' to worry 'bout, Claude. She was talking about where you are. For example, you're in the continent called "North America."


Whew.. I feel better already.

But I think I'm supposed to live somewhere else - I keep hearing people say I'm from Mongolia.. or somethin' like that.. they're usually mumblin' when they say it..

Dain bramage caused my peach imspediment.
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Remember: He who laughs last, thinks slowest.....
DON'T BEND OVER IN THE GARDEN, MARGARET - THEM TATER'S GOT EYES!
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George K
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Claude Ball
Jan 24 2009, 08:10 PM
But I think I'm supposed to live somewhere else - I keep hearing people say I'm from Mongolia.. or somethin' like that.. they're usually mumblin' when they say it..

Better get your hearing checked, Claude. I think they're saying you should Trisomy 21 try some of what they're eating or drinking, or something like that. Has nothing to do with Mongolia - at all.
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"Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... "
- Mik, 6/14/08


Nothing is as effective as homeopathy.

I'd rather listen to an hour of Abba than an hour of The Beatles.
- Klaus, 4/29/18
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John D'Oh
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Jan 24 2009, 08:05 PM
John D'Oh wishes he were in the continent called "Europe,"
Good God, man, are you mad? I admit that I occasionally pine for the sub-continent of Great Britain, but Europe????? It's absolutely filled with foreigners.
What do you mean "we", have you got a mouse in your pocket?
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George K
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John D'Oh
Jan 24 2009, 08:19 PM
George K
Jan 24 2009, 08:05 PM
John D'Oh wishes he were in the continent called "Europe,"
Good God, man, are you mad? I admit that I occasionally pine for the sub-continent of Great Britain, but Europe????? It's absolutely filled with foreigners.
OK, I must admit I'm on my second third glass of cheap Scotch whiskey of the evening, and my judgment is not the best at the moment. Please accept my apologies.
A guide to GKSR: Click

"Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... "
- Mik, 6/14/08


Nothing is as effective as homeopathy.

I'd rather listen to an hour of Abba than an hour of The Beatles.
- Klaus, 4/29/18
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