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| Tweet Topic Started: Jan 24 2009, 01:18 PM (259 Views) | |
| Dewey | Jan 24 2009, 01:18 PM Post #1 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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officiating my first funeral service. I didn't fall in the hole, and I figure anything north of that has to be considered a success. |
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"By nature, i prefer brevity." - John Calvin, Institutes of the Christian Religion, p. 685. "Never waste your time trying to explain yourself to people who are committed to misunderstanding you." - Anonymous "Oh sure, every once in a while a turd floated by, but other than that it was just fine." - Joe A., 2011 I'll answer your other comments later, but my primary priority for the rest of the evening is to get drunk." - Klaus, 12/31/14 | |
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| RosemaryTwo | Jan 24 2009, 01:25 PM Post #2 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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You're full service now, eh Dewey? |
| "Perhaps the thing to do is just to let stupid run its course." Aqua | |
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| Mikhailoh | Jan 24 2009, 01:33 PM Post #3 |
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If you want trouble, find yourself a redhead
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Dewey, I'd say congratulations, but I'm not sure that's truly appropriate. Let's go with a subdued 'well, done.'. R2, off topic - there's something comforting about seeing your Steeler's avatar with 'Fulla Carp' under it.
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Once in his life, every man is entitled to fall madly in love with a gorgeous redhead - Lucille Ball | |
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| RosemaryTwo | Jan 24 2009, 01:40 PM Post #4 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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Sheesh, Mik, I thought you were with us for the next week or so. I was going to send you a black and gold scarf. |
| "Perhaps the thing to do is just to let stupid run its course." Aqua | |
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| Mikhailoh | Jan 24 2009, 01:44 PM Post #5 |
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If you want trouble, find yourself a redhead
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That cinches it. Go Cards. Black and gold scarf indeed. Sooner I would wear a miniskirt and high heels. |
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Once in his life, every man is entitled to fall madly in love with a gorgeous redhead - Lucille Ball | |
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| RosemaryTwo | Jan 24 2009, 01:47 PM Post #6 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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We'd all cheer for whatever team you wanted Mik, if you posted a picture of you in a miniskirt and heels. |
| "Perhaps the thing to do is just to let stupid run its course." Aqua | |
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| Mark | Jan 24 2009, 02:00 PM Post #7 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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A real "cradle to grave" kind of guy now huh Dewey? |
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___.___ (_]===* o 0 When I see an adult on a bicycle, I do not despair for the future of the human race. H.G. Wells | |
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| Frank_W | Jan 24 2009, 02:07 PM Post #8 |
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Resident Misanthrope
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Dewey, welcome home. I trust that the service went well.
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Anatomy Prof: "The human body has about 20 sq. meters of skin." Me: "Man, that's a lot of lampshades!" | |
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| Mikhailoh | Jan 24 2009, 02:11 PM Post #9 |
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If you want trouble, find yourself a redhead
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As you wish. You must now root for the Bengals in front of all your friends.
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Once in his life, every man is entitled to fall madly in love with a gorgeous redhead - Lucille Ball | |
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| George K | Jan 24 2009, 02:15 PM Post #10 |
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Finally
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Womb to tomb. |
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A guide to GKSR: Click "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08 Nothing is as effective as homeopathy. I'd rather listen to an hour of Abba than an hour of The Beatles. - Klaus, 4/29/18 | |
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| Mikhailoh | Jan 24 2009, 02:16 PM Post #11 |
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Sperms to worms. |
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Once in his life, every man is entitled to fall madly in love with a gorgeous redhead - Lucille Ball | |
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| Dewey | Jan 24 2009, 02:41 PM Post #12 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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Almost full-service. The only "official" thing I haven't done now is to perform an ordination - and I do that tomorrow morning, ordaining one new elder and one new deacon. |
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"By nature, i prefer brevity." - John Calvin, Institutes of the Christian Religion, p. 685. "Never waste your time trying to explain yourself to people who are committed to misunderstanding you." - Anonymous "Oh sure, every once in a while a turd floated by, but other than that it was just fine." - Joe A., 2011 I'll answer your other comments later, but my primary priority for the rest of the evening is to get drunk." - Klaus, 12/31/14 | |
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| Frank_W | Jan 24 2009, 02:52 PM Post #13 |
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Resident Misanthrope
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Congratulations, Pastor.
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Anatomy Prof: "The human body has about 20 sq. meters of skin." Me: "Man, that's a lot of lampshades!" | |
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| VPG | Jan 24 2009, 02:53 PM Post #14 |
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Pisa-Carp
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Where's that thingie about "Worthless without pictures"? |
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I'M NOT YELLING.........I'M ITALIAN...........THAT'S HOW WE TALK! "People say that we're in a time when there are no heroes, they just don't know where to look." Ronald Reagan, Inaugural, 1971 | |
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