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Why spelling is important
Topic Started: Jan 21 2009, 02:12 PM (185 Views)
dolmansaxlil
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HOLY CARP!!!
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"Your first 10,000 photographs are your worst." ~ Henri Cartier-Bresson

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Frank_W
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:lol2: I would give that kid an A on that paper!
Anatomy Prof: "The human body has about 20 sq. meters of skin."
Me: "Man, that's a lot of lampshades!"
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Improviso
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HOLY CARP!!!
And just off the end of the scanned paper was the signature.

Signed,
Billy Clinton
Identifying narcissists isn't difficult. Just look for the person who is constantly fishing for compliments
and admiration while breaking down over even the slightest bit of criticism.

We have the freedom to choose our actions, but we do not get to choose our consequences.
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Frank_W
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:lol2:
Anatomy Prof: "The human body has about 20 sq. meters of skin."
Me: "Man, that's a lot of lampshades!"
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Kincaid
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HOLY CARP!!!
:lol2:
Kincaid - disgusted Republican Partisan since 2006.
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OperaTenor
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That reminds me of this:
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Mommy sells snow shovels at Home Depot.


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Larry
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Mmmmmmm, pie!
Ok, here's some real (purportedly) excuses parent's sent to school to explain their kid's absence from school:

My son is under a doctor's care and should not take P.E. today. Please execute him.

Please excuse Lisa for being absent. She was sick and I had her shot.

Dear School: Please ekscuse John being absent on Jan. 28, 29, 30, 31, 32, and also 33.

Please excuse Gloria from Jim today. She is administrating.

Please excuse Roland from P.E. for a few days. Yesterday he fell out of a tree and misplaced his hip.

Carlos was absent yesterday because he was playing football. He was hurt in the growing part.

Megan could not come to school today because she has been bothered by very close veins.

Please excuse Ray Friday from school. He has very loose vowels.

Please excuse Tommy for being absent yesterday. He had diarrhea and his boots leak.

Irving was absent yesterday because he missed his bust.

Please excuse Jimmy for being. It was his father's fault.

I kept Billie home because she had to go Christmas shopping because I don't know what size she wear.

Please excuse Jennifer for missing school yesterday. We forgot to get the Sunday paper off the porch, and when we found it Monday, we thought it was Sunday.

Sally won't be in school a week from Friday. We have to attend her funeral.

My daughter was absent yesterday because she was tired. She spent a weekend with the Marines.

Please excuse Jason for being absent yesterday. He had a cold and could not breed well.

Please excuse Mary for being absent yesterday. She was in bed with gramps.

Gloria was absent yesterday as she was having a gangover.

Please excuse Burma, she has been sick and under the doctor.

Maryann was absent December 11-16, because she had a fever, sore throat, headache and upset stomach. Her sister was also sick, fever and sore throat, her brother had a low grade fever and ached all over. I wasn't the best either, sore throat and fever. There must be something going around, her father even got hot last night.

Please excuse Bob from school from Sep. 1 - Nov. 1, he had to attend a religious sacrificial giving ceremony on Indian grounds .

My brother used this in real life..."the only reason that I do bad in school is because I'm near and far sighted."

Please excuse my son from school yesterday, he has gangrene and cock itch.

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Frank_W
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:lol2:
Anatomy Prof: "The human body has about 20 sq. meters of skin."
Me: "Man, that's a lot of lampshades!"
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Larry
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Mmmmmmm, pie!
Oh - I copied and pasted that, so the one talking about "my brother Bob" isn't me...
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Larry
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Mmmmmmm, pie!
I guess I should have provided links and thorough documentation of my search for the info so that Ax wouldn't pinch a hole in his panties, but..... wtf....
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