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| Inauguration Reminders for Obama | |
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| Tweet Topic Started: Jan 20 2009, 02:31 PM (214 Views) | |
| George K | Jan 20 2009, 02:31 PM Post #1 |
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Finally
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The Top 10 Inauguration Day Reminders for Barack Obama 10> Keep Bootsy Collins hidden until inauguration party. -- 9> Make sure Marine band has sheet music for "Funky President." -- 8> Order replacement "O" keys for all White House keyboards. -- 7> Lighten up "Hail to the Chief" with a few well-placed "Booyah!"s. -- 6> Put list of campaign promises in safe place to get right back to just as soon as the economic and Pakistani-Indian and Ukranian gas transmission and Israeli-Palestinian and U.S. automakers' crises are over. -- 5> Make sure the guy swearing you in is in a black robe, not a white one. -- 4> Update Twitter, Facebook and LiveJournal status from "Elected" to "OMG INAUGURATED!!!1!" -- 3> Borrow Rep. Ellison's Qur'an for swearing in, just to mess with Hannity and Limbaugh. -- 2> Rename Marine One the Obamacopter. -- and the Number 1 Inauguration Day Reminder for Barack Obama... -- 1> Fire Hillary as Secretary of State. Chuckle heartily. |
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A guide to GKSR: Click "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08 Nothing is as effective as homeopathy. I'd rather listen to an hour of Abba than an hour of The Beatles. - Klaus, 4/29/18 | |
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| OperaTenor | Jan 20 2009, 02:37 PM Post #2 |
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Pisa-Carp
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| QuirtEvans | Jan 20 2009, 02:38 PM Post #3 |
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I Owe It All To John D'Oh
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#3 is priceless. |
| It would be unwise to underestimate what large groups of ill-informed people acting together can achieve. -- John D'Oh, January 14, 2010. | |
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| Mikhailoh | Jan 20 2009, 02:42 PM Post #4 |
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If you want trouble, find yourself a redhead
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Whatchu got against Cincinnatians? Bootsy is a local treasure. Pump up the funk. ![]() |
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Once in his life, every man is entitled to fall madly in love with a gorgeous redhead - Lucille Ball | |
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| VPG | Jan 20 2009, 03:11 PM Post #5 |
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Pisa-Carp
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1> Fire Hillary as Secretary of State. Chuckle heartily. He can let Joe Biden do both jobs. |
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I'M NOT YELLING.........I'M ITALIAN...........THAT'S HOW WE TALK! "People say that we're in a time when there are no heroes, they just don't know where to look." Ronald Reagan, Inaugural, 1971 | |
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| ivorythumper | Jan 20 2009, 03:13 PM Post #6 |
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I am so adjective that I verb nouns!
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Did you see that Mrs Biden claimed that Joe was offered the Sec State position? Wow. Scary. |
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| George K | Jan 20 2009, 03:22 PM Post #7 |
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Gaffetastic! |
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A guide to GKSR: Click "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08 Nothing is as effective as homeopathy. I'd rather listen to an hour of Abba than an hour of The Beatles. - Klaus, 4/29/18 | |
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| Mikhailoh | Jan 20 2009, 05:44 PM Post #8 |
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If you want trouble, find yourself a redhead
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I suspect that was not to be made public. Look for more Biden eruptions. |
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Once in his life, every man is entitled to fall madly in love with a gorgeous redhead - Lucille Ball | |
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| Improviso | Jan 20 2009, 05:53 PM Post #9 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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with bated breath... I can only imagine how many will occur in the next 4 years. Has a number that big been invented yet? |
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Identifying narcissists isn't difficult. Just look for the person who is constantly fishing for compliments and admiration while breaking down over even the slightest bit of criticism. We have the freedom to choose our actions, but we do not get to choose our consequences. | |
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| George K | Jan 20 2009, 05:56 PM Post #10 |
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Yah. Sure! |
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A guide to GKSR: Click "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08 Nothing is as effective as homeopathy. I'd rather listen to an hour of Abba than an hour of The Beatles. - Klaus, 4/29/18 | |
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| John D'Oh | Jan 20 2009, 06:10 PM Post #11 |
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MAMIL
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[Re-cycling Bush joke mode] A Brazilian. |
| What do you mean "we", have you got a mouse in your pocket? | |
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| Mikhailoh | Jan 20 2009, 06:11 PM Post #12 |
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If you want trouble, find yourself a redhead
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It would be a shame to let that one fade from memory. |
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Once in his life, every man is entitled to fall madly in love with a gorgeous redhead - Lucille Ball | |
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| Improviso | Jan 20 2009, 06:37 PM Post #13 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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I told you his faux pas were legendary.
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Identifying narcissists isn't difficult. Just look for the person who is constantly fishing for compliments and admiration while breaking down over even the slightest bit of criticism. We have the freedom to choose our actions, but we do not get to choose our consequences. | |
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