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Inauguration Reminders for Obama
Topic Started: Jan 20 2009, 02:31 PM (214 Views)
George K
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Finally
The Top 10 Inauguration Day Reminders for Barack Obama



10> Keep Bootsy Collins hidden until inauguration party.
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9> Make sure Marine band has sheet music for "Funky President."
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8> Order replacement "O" keys for all White House keyboards.
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7> Lighten up "Hail to the Chief" with a few well-placed "Booyah!"s.
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6> Put list of campaign promises in safe place to get right back to just as soon as the economic and Pakistani-Indian and Ukranian gas transmission and Israeli-Palestinian and U.S. automakers' crises are over.
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5> Make sure the guy swearing you in is in a black robe, not a white one.
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4> Update Twitter, Facebook and LiveJournal status from "Elected" to "OMG INAUGURATED!!!1!"
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3> Borrow Rep. Ellison's Qur'an for swearing in, just to mess with Hannity and Limbaugh.
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2> Rename Marine One the Obamacopter.

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and the Number 1 Inauguration Day Reminder for Barack Obama...
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1> Fire Hillary as Secretary of State. Chuckle heartily.
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"Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... "
- Mik, 6/14/08


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OperaTenor
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:lol2:



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QuirtEvans
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#3 is priceless.
It would be unwise to underestimate what large groups of ill-informed people acting together can achieve. -- John D'Oh, January 14, 2010.
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Mikhailoh
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If you want trouble, find yourself a redhead
George K
Jan 20 2009, 02:31 PM
10> Keep Bootsy Collins hidden until inauguration party.
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Whatchu got against Cincinnatians? Bootsy is a local treasure.

Pump up the funk.

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Once in his life, every man is entitled to fall madly in love with a gorgeous redhead - Lucille Ball
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VPG
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1> Fire Hillary as Secretary of State. Chuckle heartily.

He can let Joe Biden do both jobs.
I'M NOT YELLING.........I'M ITALIAN...........THAT'S HOW WE TALK!


"People say that we're in a time when there are no heroes, they just don't know where to look."
Ronald Reagan, Inaugural, 1971

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VPG
Jan 20 2009, 03:11 PM
1> Fire Hillary as Secretary of State. Chuckle heartily.

He can let Joe Biden do both jobs.
Did you see that Mrs Biden claimed that Joe was offered the Sec State position? Wow. Scary.
The dogma lives loudly within me.
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George K
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ivorythumper
Jan 20 2009, 03:13 PM
Did you see that Mrs Biden claimed that Joe was offered the Sec State position? Wow. Scary.
Gaffetastic!
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"Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... "
- Mik, 6/14/08


Nothing is as effective as homeopathy.

I'd rather listen to an hour of Abba than an hour of The Beatles.
- Klaus, 4/29/18
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Mikhailoh
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I suspect that was not to be made public. Look for more Biden eruptions.
Once in his life, every man is entitled to fall madly in love with a gorgeous redhead - Lucille Ball
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Improviso
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HOLY CARP!!!
Mikhailoh
Jan 20 2009, 05:44 PM
Look for more Biden eruptions.
with bated breath... I can only imagine how many will occur in the next 4 years. Has a number that big been invented yet?
Identifying narcissists isn't difficult. Just look for the person who is constantly fishing for compliments
and admiration while breaking down over even the slightest bit of criticism.

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George K
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Improviso
Jan 20 2009, 05:53 PM
Has a number that big been invented yet?
Yah. Sure!
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"Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... "
- Mik, 6/14/08


Nothing is as effective as homeopathy.

I'd rather listen to an hour of Abba than an hour of The Beatles.
- Klaus, 4/29/18
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John D'Oh
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Jan 20 2009, 05:53 PM
Mikhailoh
Jan 20 2009, 05:44 PM
Look for more Biden eruptions.
with bated breath... I can only imagine how many will occur in the next 4 years. Has a number that big been invented yet?
[Re-cycling Bush joke mode]

A Brazilian.
What do you mean "we", have you got a mouse in your pocket?
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Mikhailoh
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If you want trouble, find yourself a redhead
It would be a shame to let that one fade from memory.
Once in his life, every man is entitled to fall madly in love with a gorgeous redhead - Lucille Ball
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Improviso
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HOLY CARP!!!
I told you his faux pas were legendary. :D
Identifying narcissists isn't difficult. Just look for the person who is constantly fishing for compliments
and admiration while breaking down over even the slightest bit of criticism.

We have the freedom to choose our actions, but we do not get to choose our consequences.
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