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| Tuesday Night Snarky Caption Contest | |
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| Tweet Topic Started: Jan 13 2009, 04:35 PM (141 Views) | |
| QuirtEvans | Jan 13 2009, 04:35 PM Post #1 |
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I Owe It All To John D'Oh
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| It would be unwise to underestimate what large groups of ill-informed people acting together can achieve. -- John D'Oh, January 14, 2010. | |
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| Horace | Jan 13 2009, 05:06 PM Post #2 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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Bob's psychologist recommended exposure therapy for his fear of drowning. So, Bob waded into the ocean, and slowly, as each wave washed over him, finally rid himself of his fear of water. Just one more wave ought to do it, thought Bob, and I should be at perfect peace in the water! |
| As a good person, I implore you to do as I, a good person, do. Be good. Do NOT be bad. If you see bad, end bad. End it in yourself, and end it in others. By any means necessary, the good must conquer the bad. Good people know this. Do you know this? Are you good? | |
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| Dr. Eeeevil | Jan 13 2009, 05:07 PM Post #3 |
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You think that's scary, you should see my killer whales, they have "lasers" attached. You don't stand a freakin chance in the ocean against a pod of lasered orca! |
| I'm going to get you Austin Powers!! | |
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| Dr. Eeeevil | Jan 13 2009, 05:07 PM Post #4 |
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| I'm going to get you Austin Powers!! | |
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| ivorythumper | Jan 13 2009, 08:51 PM Post #5 |
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I am so adjective that I verb nouns!
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http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b64/QuirtEvans/Insults/orca.jpg You actually have a folder for insults? I applaud your organization. |
| The dogma lives loudly within me. | |
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| bachophile | Jan 13 2009, 09:06 PM Post #6 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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for the main course...Lobster Thermidor a Crevette with a mornay sauce served in a Provencale manner with shallots and aubergines garnished with truffle pate, brandy and with a fried egg on top and ( |
| "I don't know much about classical music. For years I thought the Goldberg Variations were something Mr. and Mrs. Goldberg did on their wedding night." Woody Allen | |
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