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Virginity For Sale, to the Highest Bidder
Topic Started: Jan 13 2009, 08:10 AM (576 Views)
QuirtEvans
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I Owe It All To John D'Oh
http://www.digitalalchemy.tv/2008/09/natalie-dylan-virgin-auction-photos.html
It would be unwise to underestimate what large groups of ill-informed people acting together can achieve. -- John D'Oh, January 14, 2010.
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Mikhailoh
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If you want trouble, find yourself a redhead
A hooker's a hooker, regardless of price point or freshness.
Once in his life, every man is entitled to fall madly in love with a gorgeous redhead - Lucille Ball
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Red Rice
HOLY CARP!!!
I'm thinking I saved a lot of money in high school and college. :whome:
Civilisation, I vaguely realized then - and subsequent observation has confirmed the view - could not progress that way. It must have a greater guiding principle to survive. To treat it as a carcase off which each man tears as much as he can for himself, is to stand convicted a brute, fit for nothing better than a jungle existence, which is a death-struggle, leading nowhither. I did not believe that was the human destiny, for Man individually was sane and reasonable, only collectively a fool.

I hope the gunner of that Hun two-seater shot him clean, bullet to heart, and that his plane, on fire, fell like a meteor through the sky he loved. Since he had to end, I hope he ended so. But, oh, the waste! The loss!

- Cecil Lewis
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Improviso
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HOLY CARP!!!
Mikhailoh
Jan 13 2009, 08:17 AM
A hooker's a hooker, regardless of price point or freshness.
A kid comes home from school with a writing assignment. He asks his father for help. "Dad, can you tell me the difference between potential and reality?"

His father looks up, thoughtfully, and then says, "I'll demonstrate. Go ask your mother if she would sleep with Robert Redford for a million dollars. Then go ask your sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars. Then come back and tell me what you've learned."

The kid is puzzled, but decides to ask his mother. "Mom, if someone gave you a million dollars, would you sleep with Robert Redford?"

"Don't tell your father, but yes, I would."

He then goes to his sister's room. "Sis, if someone gave you a million dollars, would you sleep with Brad Pitt?"

She replies, "Omigod! Definitely!"

The kid goes back to his father. "Dad, I think I've figured it out. Potentially, we are sitting on two million bucks, but in reality, we are living with two sluts."

Identifying narcissists isn't difficult. Just look for the person who is constantly fishing for compliments
and admiration while breaking down over even the slightest bit of criticism.

We have the freedom to choose our actions, but we do not get to choose our consequences.
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Larry
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Mmmmmmm, pie!
Red Rice
Jan 13 2009, 08:22 AM
I'm thinking I saved a lot of money in high school and college. :whome:
Me too. Back then you could buy a virgin for the price of a 6 pack and a bag of chips...
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Mikhailoh
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If you want trouble, find yourself a redhead
And the chips were only because you were a gentleman.
Once in his life, every man is entitled to fall madly in love with a gorgeous redhead - Lucille Ball
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Aqua Letifer
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ZOOOOOM!
Mikhailoh
Jan 13 2009, 08:39 AM
And the chips were only because you were a gentleman.
:lol: :lol:
I cite irreconcilable differences.
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LWpianistin
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HOLY CARP!!!
Why not make some money? Maybe I should have thought of that....

If men can be sluts, so can women. Equality, and all that.
And how are you today?
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Aqua Letifer
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LWpianistin
Jan 13 2009, 09:24 AM
Why not make some money? Maybe I should have thought of that....

Because it'd make you a whore if you did.

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If men can be sluts, so can women. Equality, and all that.


True enough. But sluts they remain, male or otherwise.
I cite irreconcilable differences.
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LWpianistin
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HOLY CARP!!!
I wouldn't REALLY do that. But, I do get annoyed when women are called sluts, and men praised for the same thing. Of course, as you say they are BOTH sluts, but call the men sluts, too. Or maybe people should accept that women like sex too.....nah, we can't have that, now can we? :P
And how are you today?
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Larry
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Mmmmmmm, pie!
I'm a slut. :D
Of the Pokatwat Tribe

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Aqua Letifer
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ZOOOOOM!
LWpianistin
Jan 13 2009, 09:38 AM
I wouldn't REALLY do that. But, I do get annoyed when women are called sluts, and men praised for the same thing. Of course, as you say they are BOTH sluts, but call the men sluts, too. Or maybe people should accept that women like sex too.....nah, we can't have that, now can we? :P
Oh I totally agree, the double standard is ridiculous. FWIW though, I don't espouse the notion that guys should be praised for such things.
I cite irreconcilable differences.
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Luke's Dad
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Wait, she wants somebody to pay her $1,000,000 to have sex with her? When she's got no experience, no practice, and probably not much ability either? Wow, whoever falls for that is a real dumbass. What was that governor in NY paying for those girls? Sounds like a bargain, now.
The problem with having an open mind is that people keep trying to put things in it.
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ivorythumper
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Hey Quirt: Did you find that story googling for a Sarah Palin action figure? :lol2:
The dogma lives loudly within me.
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Axtremus
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HOLY CARP!!!
89th, take note!
It may not be too late for you, yet!

(Next time people here ask whether they should or should not have pre-marital sex, we tell them to auction it off. :D )
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LWpianistin
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HOLY CARP!!!
Wait. She's going to grad school for family and marriage therapy??? And she's paying for it HOW?!?!? HA!
And how are you today?
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John D'Oh
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MAMIL
I tried to sell my virginity - sadly the buyer defaulted on the down-payment and I ended up requesting a sizeable bailout plan.
What do you mean "we", have you got a mouse in your pocket?
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Mikhailoh
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If you want trouble, find yourself a redhead
Luke's Dad
Jan 13 2009, 09:57 AM
Wait, she wants somebody to pay her $1,000,000 to have sex with her? When she's got no experience, no practice, and probably not much ability either? Wow, whoever falls for that is a real dumbass. What was that governor in NY paying for those girls? Sounds like a bargain, now.
I hear she's getting a lot of hits on Al Jazeera Auctions. Virgins are hard to come by these days, what with all the martyrs.
Once in his life, every man is entitled to fall madly in love with a gorgeous redhead - Lucille Ball
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Red Rice
HOLY CARP!!!
John D'Oh
Jan 13 2009, 10:34 AM
I tried to sell my virginity
Now that's what I call a toxic asset.
Civilisation, I vaguely realized then - and subsequent observation has confirmed the view - could not progress that way. It must have a greater guiding principle to survive. To treat it as a carcase off which each man tears as much as he can for himself, is to stand convicted a brute, fit for nothing better than a jungle existence, which is a death-struggle, leading nowhither. I did not believe that was the human destiny, for Man individually was sane and reasonable, only collectively a fool.

I hope the gunner of that Hun two-seater shot him clean, bullet to heart, and that his plane, on fire, fell like a meteor through the sky he loved. Since he had to end, I hope he ended so. But, oh, the waste! The loss!

- Cecil Lewis
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QuirtEvans
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John D'Oh
Jan 13 2009, 10:34 AM
I ended up requesting a sizeable bailout plan.
Is that the slang that the kids are using these days?
It would be unwise to underestimate what large groups of ill-informed people acting together can achieve. -- John D'Oh, January 14, 2010.
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ivorythumper
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I am so adjective that I verb nouns!
I think sizeable bail out plan refers to the morning after regret.
The dogma lives loudly within me.
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Aqua Letifer
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ZOOOOOM!
ivorythumper
Jan 13 2009, 11:14 AM
I think sizeable bail out plan refers to the morning after regret.
Or the pill.
I cite irreconcilable differences.
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Mikhailoh
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If you want trouble, find yourself a redhead
John D'Oh
Jan 13 2009, 10:34 AM
I tried to sell my virginity - sadly the buyer defaulted on the down-payment and I ended up requesting a sizeable bailout plan.
If you're interested in sizeable....

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Once in his life, every man is entitled to fall madly in love with a gorgeous redhead - Lucille Ball
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MAMIL
Red Rice
Jan 13 2009, 10:46 AM
John D'Oh
Jan 13 2009, 10:34 AM
I tried to sell my virginity
Now that's what I call a toxic asset.
I think I advertised it as 'A fixer-upper in an up and coming neighbourhood. An exciting opportunity with great amenities. Pet friendly.'
What do you mean "we", have you got a mouse in your pocket?
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ivorythumper
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I am so adjective that I verb nouns!
John D'Oh
Jan 13 2009, 11:18 AM
Pet friendly.'
He said sheepishly.
The dogma lives loudly within me.
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