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A joke; Larry's not the only guy with bad jokes
Topic Started: Jan 12 2009, 12:22 PM (232 Views)
VPG
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Saturday morning I got up early, quietly dressed, made my lunch, grabbe d the dog, and slipped quietly into the garage. I hooked up the boat up to the truck, and proceeded to back out into a torrential downpour. The wind was blowing 50 mph, so I pulled back into the garage, turned on the radio, and discovered that the weather would be bad all day. I went back into the house, quietly undressed, and slipped back into bed. I cuddled up to my wife's back, now with a different anticipation, and whispered, 'The weather out there is terrible.' My loving wife of 10 years replied, 'Can you believe my stupid husband is out fishing in that?'
:rimshot:

I'M NOT YELLING.........I'M ITALIAN...........THAT'S HOW WE TALK!


"People say that we're in a time when there are no heroes, they just don't know where to look."
Ronald Reagan, Inaugural, 1971

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Red Rice
HOLY CARP!!!
:lol:
Civilisation, I vaguely realized then - and subsequent observation has confirmed the view - could not progress that way. It must have a greater guiding principle to survive. To treat it as a carcase off which each man tears as much as he can for himself, is to stand convicted a brute, fit for nothing better than a jungle existence, which is a death-struggle, leading nowhither. I did not believe that was the human destiny, for Man individually was sane and reasonable, only collectively a fool.

I hope the gunner of that Hun two-seater shot him clean, bullet to heart, and that his plane, on fire, fell like a meteor through the sky he loved. Since he had to end, I hope he ended so. But, oh, the waste! The loss!

- Cecil Lewis
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Pianolicious
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I don't get it. Did she think you were someone else?
Sit tibi vita longa et omnia bona!!! -- Dr. Spock
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Jan 12 2009, 12:38 PM
I don't get it. Did she think you were someone else?
Dont ask me, In real life I'm single. :woot:
I'M NOT YELLING.........I'M ITALIAN...........THAT'S HOW WE TALK!


"People say that we're in a time when there are no heroes, they just don't know where to look."
Ronald Reagan, Inaugural, 1971

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:lol2:

Reminds me of this commercial.
Random FML: Today, I was fired by my boss in front of my coworkers. It would have been nice if I could have left the building before they started celebrating. FML

The founding of the bulk of the world's nation states post 1914 is based on self-defined nationalisms. The bulk of those national movements involve territory that was ethnically mixed. The foundation of many of those nation states involved population movements in the aftermath. When the only one that is repeatedly held up as unjust and unjustifiable is the Zionist project, the term anti-semitism may very well be appropriate. - P*D


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Red Rice
HOLY CARP!!!
Phlebas
Jan 12 2009, 01:02 PM
Reminds me of this commercial.
:lol: Mercedes... the preferred car of adulterers!
Civilisation, I vaguely realized then - and subsequent observation has confirmed the view - could not progress that way. It must have a greater guiding principle to survive. To treat it as a carcase off which each man tears as much as he can for himself, is to stand convicted a brute, fit for nothing better than a jungle existence, which is a death-struggle, leading nowhither. I did not believe that was the human destiny, for Man individually was sane and reasonable, only collectively a fool.

I hope the gunner of that Hun two-seater shot him clean, bullet to heart, and that his plane, on fire, fell like a meteor through the sky he loved. Since he had to end, I hope he ended so. But, oh, the waste! The loss!

- Cecil Lewis
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Larry
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Mmmmmmm, pie!
If the wise men had been women instead of men......


They would have asked directions,
Arrived on time,
Helped deliver the baby,
Cleaned the stable,
Brought practical gifts.
And made a casserole.

What they would have said as they were leaving

“Did you see the sandals Mary was wearing with that gown?...”

“The baby doesn’t even look a bit like Joseph”

“Can you believe they let all those disgusting animals in there”

“And that donkey that they’re riding has seen better days too”

“I heard that Joseph isn’t working right now”

“Want to bet how long it will take before we get the casserole dish back?"

“Virgin my ass... I knew her in school”
Of the Pokatwat Tribe

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Pianolicious
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HYUNDAI MARITAL INFIDELITY COMMERCIAL

They have commercials like that for gay people too. . .

:D
Sit tibi vita longa et omnia bona!!! -- Dr. Spock
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Larry
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Mmmmmmm, pie!
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Pianolicious
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that cartoon is a riot. Larry -- you're such a commodian! Always the life of the potty!
Sit tibi vita longa et omnia bona!!! -- Dr. Spock
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Larry
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Mmmmmmm, pie!
Thank you, Precious..
;)

(you do know that I'm just having fun with you when I do that, right?)

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Jack Frost
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Larry
Jan 12 2009, 07:35 PM
Thank you, Precious..
;)

(you do know that I'm just having fun with you when I do that, right?)

Larry you said
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the people Kathy has driven off



NAME ONE.

Please

jf

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Let it be said by our children's children that when we were tested we refused to let this journey end, that we did not turn back nor did we falter; and with eyes fixed on the horizon and God's grace upon us, we carried forth that great gift of freedom and delivered it safely to future generations.
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Larry
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Mmmmmmm, pie!
Hey - did you hear the one about the pussy whipped lawyer from Maine who thought he could grow a set of balls?

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