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| A fly falls into a cup of coffee - what to do? | |
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| Tweet Topic Started: Jan 12 2009, 09:43 AM (106 Views) | |
| John D'Oh | Jan 12 2009, 09:43 AM Post #1 |
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It depends on your point of origin... What happens when a fly falls into a coffee cup? If you're Italian - throw the cup across the room and walk away in a fit of rage. If you're French - take out the fly, and drink the coffee. If you're Chinese - eat the fly and throw away the coffee. If you're Russian - drink the coffee with the fly, since it was extra with no charge. If you're Israeli - sell the coffee to the Frenchman, the fly to the Chinese, buy yourself a new cup of coffee and use the extra money to invent a device that prevents flies from falling into coffee. If you're Palestinian - blame the Israeli for the fly falling in his coffee, protest the act of aggression to the UN, take a loan from the European Union to buy a new cup of Coffee, use the money to purchase explosives and then blow up the coffee house where the Italian, the Frenchman, The Chinese, and the Russian are all trying to explain to the Israeli that he should give away his cup of coffee to the Palestinian. |
| What do you mean "we", have you got a mouse in your pocket? | |
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| apple | Jan 12 2009, 09:48 AM Post #2 |
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one of the angels
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| John D'Oh | Jan 12 2009, 09:58 AM Post #3 |
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You can always rely on the English for tasteless jokes. Tasteless coffee, too, come to that, which is why only foreigners are referenced. |
| What do you mean "we", have you got a mouse in your pocket? | |
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