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| Tweet Topic Started: Dec 18 2008, 04:31 PM (244 Views) | |
| Friday | Dec 18 2008, 04:31 PM Post #1 |
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Senior Carp
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The first weekend in December The Housebound did his duty and put up the outdoor Chirstmas lights. The girls oohhed and aahhed and proclaimed it the best lights ever. The following weekend our next door neighbor, Brian, put up his decorations. My 7yo's initial reaction was, "Papi, our house is soo dark! You have to put more lights up." So this last weekend he hung a lighted garland over the garage. Brian's girlfriend came over and went on and on about how beautiful, how elegant, how everything our yard looked. I saw The Housebound and Brian exchange glances and am now a-feared. The gaunlet has been thrown. I wonder what's going to happen next year. |
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| ivorythumper | Dec 18 2008, 04:40 PM Post #2 |
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I am so adjective that I verb nouns!
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| The dogma lives loudly within me. | |
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| Kincaid | Dec 18 2008, 04:53 PM Post #3 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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Set to music! |
| Kincaid - disgusted Republican Partisan since 2006. | |
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| Mikhailoh | Dec 18 2008, 05:47 PM Post #4 |
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If you want trouble, find yourself a redhead
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Surrender - do not compete. That way lies madness. |
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Once in his life, every man is entitled to fall madly in love with a gorgeous redhead - Lucille Ball | |
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| Improviso | Dec 18 2008, 05:52 PM Post #5 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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Like this? |
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Identifying narcissists isn't difficult. Just look for the person who is constantly fishing for compliments and admiration while breaking down over even the slightest bit of criticism. We have the freedom to choose our actions, but we do not get to choose our consequences. | |
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| jon-nyc | Dec 19 2008, 03:23 AM Post #6 |
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Cheers
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Compete for the most tasteful display, not the most lumens. |
| In my defense, I was left unsupervised. | |
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| Frank_W | Dec 19 2008, 06:33 AM Post #7 |
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Resident Misanthrope
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WOW!!!! |
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Anatomy Prof: "The human body has about 20 sq. meters of skin." Me: "Man, that's a lot of lampshades!" | |
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| Mikhailoh | Dec 19 2008, 06:41 AM Post #8 |
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If you want trouble, find yourself a redhead
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Atheists just never understand Christmas.
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Once in his life, every man is entitled to fall madly in love with a gorgeous redhead - Lucille Ball | |
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