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What's Between Your Legs?
Topic Started: Dec 18 2008, 05:56 AM (692 Views)
JBryan
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I am the grey one
I woke up once with my head laying on a fresh oil painting. My hair looked pretty bizarre for a while and the "artist" was pissed.
"Any man who would make an X rated movie should be forced to take his daughter to see it". - John Wayne


There is a line we cross when we go from "I will believe it when I see it" to "I will see it when I believe it".


Henry II: I marvel at you after all these years. Still like a democratic drawbridge: going down for everybody.

Eleanor: At my age there's not much traffic anymore.

From The Lion in Winter.
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Frank_W
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Hahahahaha.... Oops! :lol2:
Anatomy Prof: "The human body has about 20 sq. meters of skin."
Me: "Man, that's a lot of lampshades!"
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Aqua Letifer
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ZOOOOOM!
Frank_W
Dec 18 2008, 08:15 AM
I woke up with my head in a box of half-eaten pizza, surrounded by empties with cigarette butts floating in what was left of the beers, two girls that I didn't know, sleeping in the bed and snuggled up together, and I was missing my socks and shirt. On top of that, I had no clue how I'd gotten there, the door was wide open, and people are walking past and looking in at me. Hrmph...
Frank's weird wakeup story >> Aqua's weird wakeup story.

And yeah Frank, I used to work with an alcoholic about my age in high school. During some morning shifts, he'd often call me up to come pick him up, and he'd have to walk outside to find a street sign, to figure out where he was. When we found him passed out outside the bar across the street or something, we'd get his keys, throw him in the back of his car, and put his keys in his glove compartment. That happened about once a week.
I cite irreconcilable differences.
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Frank_W
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:lol2: Well, I didn't make a regular occurrence of this. The last thing I remember was sitting in the back of a cab, already pretty blitzed, and kissing a strange woman who slipped something into my mouth from hers. She handed me a beer and I drank it. The rest of the night is kinda' swimmy and surreal....
Anatomy Prof: "The human body has about 20 sq. meters of skin."
Me: "Man, that's a lot of lampshades!"
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brenda
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Frank_W
Dec 18 2008, 08:15 AM
I woke up with my head in a box of half-eaten pizza, surrounded by empties with cigarette butts floating in what was left of the beers, two girls that I didn't know, sleeping in the bed and snuggled up together, and I was missing my socks and shirt. On top of that, I had no clue how I'd gotten there, the door was wide open, and people were walking past and looking in at me. Hrmph...
Frank, don't tell me you had the rest of the pizza for breakfast .................... :dead:

Aqua, I think you might be right. Frank's story may >>>>> your story.

JB, your head in the artwork story .......................
Does this mean you have an artsy fartsy side we should know about??
“Weeds are flowers, too, once you get to know them.”
~A.A. Milne
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JBryan
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I am the grey one
I thought the painting looked better.
"Any man who would make an X rated movie should be forced to take his daughter to see it". - John Wayne


There is a line we cross when we go from "I will believe it when I see it" to "I will see it when I believe it".


Henry II: I marvel at you after all these years. Still like a democratic drawbridge: going down for everybody.

Eleanor: At my age there's not much traffic anymore.

From The Lion in Winter.
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Frank_W
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Brenda, I did take a sip of one of the beers and ended up with a soggy cigarette butt in my mouth. That made me gag, and on the way to the bathroom to hurl my guts out, I was able to close the door that opened up to the Great Outdoors. :lol2:
Anatomy Prof: "The human body has about 20 sq. meters of skin."
Me: "Man, that's a lot of lampshades!"
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Aqua Letifer
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Frank_W
Dec 18 2008, 08:44 AM
Brenda, I did take a sip of one of the beers and ended up with a soggy cigarette butt in my mouth. That made me gag, and on the way to the bathroom to hurl my guts out, I was able to close the door that opened up to the Great Outdoors. :lol2:
GROSS.

I did that once. I left my drink out by the bar at a restaurant I used to work in. Some fcuktard used my drink as an ashtray. It had a lid on it, too. So, I find it hours later and take a big ol' swig of Red Bull and Ashtray. I wanted to throw up so bad but I just couldn't stop gagging long enough!
I cite irreconcilable differences.
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Frank_W
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:lol2: It's soooooo nasty. Imagine it with warm, flat beer. *hurk! hurk!* :lol2:
Anatomy Prof: "The human body has about 20 sq. meters of skin."
Me: "Man, that's a lot of lampshades!"
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DivaDeb
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When I started producing offspring (offspringing? offloading? springloading?) I started sleeping on my left side with a "body pillow" (super long pillow) between my knees. It was long enough I could throw my arm over it. I slept on my left side because I read somewhere that was best for the baby...so yeah...I did it. I still do. I have a memory foam pillow with a neck bump for my head. I am the world's WORST sleeper, so I have to provide myself with as ideal an opportunity to doze off as possible.
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OperaTenor
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Pisa-Carp
Back to the OP, my chiropractor recommended it long ago.



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***musical princess***
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HOLY CARP!!!
I like sleeping with the duvet between my legs in the featus position. I kindof cuddle the duvet - it's really comforting.

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Taquisha
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I like to stuff a man between my legs..... Duvet, Henry, Bob, it don't matter who...
You ain't even SEEN a mad black woman til you read my diary...
Larry be my baby daddy
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Mikhailoh
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If you want trouble, find yourself a redhead
Don't you mean D'Uvet?
Once in his life, every man is entitled to fall madly in love with a gorgeous redhead - Lucille Ball
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QuirtEvans
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Frank_W
Dec 18 2008, 08:15 AM
I woke up with my head in a box of half-eaten pizza, surrounded by empties with cigarette butts floating in what was left of the beers, two girls that I didn't know, sleeping in the bed and snuggled up together, and I was missing my socks and shirt. On top of that, I had no clue how I'd gotten there, the door was wide open, and people were walking past and looking in at me. Hrmph...
My 21st birthday was like that. I woke up at 10AM in a room I'd never been in before, wearing nothing but underwear, nobody there, smelling like vomit ... and I was still totally drunk.
It would be unwise to underestimate what large groups of ill-informed people acting together can achieve. -- John D'Oh, January 14, 2010.
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Aqua Letifer
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Ouch.

That's the worst, trying to piece together a whole day you lost to drunken debauchery, only to realize you're still not mentally equipped to do so.
I cite irreconcilable differences.
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***musical princess***
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HOLY CARP!!!
The absolute worst is when you have to do that, and you also have to be at work by 9am that day.

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Aqua Letifer
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Dec 18 2008, 11:30 AM
The absolute worst is when you have to do that, and you also have to be at work by 9am that day.

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Oh I don't even try that anymore. Mostly because when I wake up I don't even remember where I work or what I do.
I cite irreconcilable differences.
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***musical princess***
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HOLY CARP!!!
:D

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DivaDeb
HOLY CARP!!!
it took me exactly ONE time to figure out that I didn't want to feel that way ever again.
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Aqua Letifer
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ZOOOOOM!
DivaDeb
Dec 18 2008, 11:50 AM
it took me exactly ONE time to figure out that I didn't want to feel that way ever again.
Me too but I was a slow learner.

I think I learned my lesson now, though!
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DivaDeb
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yeek...I hope so, Aqua. I hate to think about that, even now. BLECH
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Larry
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Mmmmmmm, pie!
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What's between your legs?



It's named Bocephus, and it weighs 4 pounds.....


(well..... didn't want to disappoint... :D )
Of the Pokatwat Tribe

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Frank_W
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Sh!t... We used to stay out drinking until2 a.m., and then fall out for PT formation at 5:00, and then run 4-5 miles. We'd be sweating all the booze out. People behind us would be huffing the fumes. :lol2:
Anatomy Prof: "The human body has about 20 sq. meters of skin."
Me: "Man, that's a lot of lampshades!"
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Larry
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Mmmmmmm, pie!
Ok, ok.......... two pounds.......
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