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Jolly is a coward; I guess you all knew that
Topic Started: Dec 17 2008, 08:40 PM (1,072 Views)
Larry
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Mmmmmmm, pie!
OperaTenor
Dec 18 2008, 09:05 AM
Apple's "rudeneck" is not a simple play on "redneck", I think. Maybe more like "rudenick".

JMO....

Ah. I mistakenly saw the word "redneck" when I read it the first time.
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Larry
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Mmmmmmm, pie!
kenny
Dec 18 2008, 09:07 AM
So Lar, are you gettin some?
Some?.....

SOME????.......

:D
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kenny
HOLY CARP!!!
Just be careful.
You don't want to be buying any more houses for them.
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Mikhailoh
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If you want trouble, find yourself a redhead
PIE TIME!!!!
Once in his life, every man is entitled to fall madly in love with a gorgeous redhead - Lucille Ball
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Larry
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Mmmmmmm, pie!
At my age, the next one won't get a house. I'll just have to do a "Scott Peterson" on her..... :D

(just KIDDING, geez......)
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kenny
HOLY CARP!!!
:tsktsk:
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Klaus
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HOLY CARP!!!
Finally this thread is taking a more interesting direction :D

Jack, you should relax. Seriously. Threads like this are very very very unnecessary.
Trifonov Fleisher Klaus Sokolov Zimmerman
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Frank_W
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Klaus
Dec 18 2008, 09:24 AM
Finally this thread is taking a more interesting direction :D

Jack, you should relax. Seriously. Threads like this are very very very unnecessary.
:uparrow: :uparrow: :uparrow:
Anatomy Prof: "The human body has about 20 sq. meters of skin."
Me: "Man, that's a lot of lampshades!"
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Klaus
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HOLY CARP!!!
Here is my contribution to turn this into a more interesting thread:

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Trifonov Fleisher Klaus Sokolov Zimmerman
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John D'Oh
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MAMIL
Klaus
Dec 18 2008, 09:24 AM
Finally this thread is taking a more interesting direction :D

Jack, you should relax. Seriously. Threads like this are very very very unnecessary.
I thought that last 'very' was a bit uncalled for.
What do you mean "we", have you got a mouse in your pocket?
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George K
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Finally
Hairiest man I've seen this week.

(which, of course, begs the joke...

Q: Why do Italian (Arab, Greek, whatever) men wear gold necklaces?
A: So they know where to stop shaving.
A guide to GKSR: Click

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- Mik, 6/14/08


Nothing is as effective as homeopathy.

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Friday
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HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Good one Klaus!
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Aqua Letifer
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ZOOOOOM!
John D'Oh
Dec 18 2008, 09:34 AM
Klaus
Dec 18 2008, 09:24 AM
Finally this thread is taking a more interesting direction :D

Jack, you should relax. Seriously. Threads like this are very very very unnecessary.
I thought that last 'very' was a bit uncalled for.
What do you mean by "a bit" you ****?!
I cite irreconcilable differences.
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John D'Oh
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MAMIL
Aqua Letifer
Dec 18 2008, 09:36 AM
John D'Oh
Dec 18 2008, 09:34 AM
Klaus
Dec 18 2008, 09:24 AM
Finally this thread is taking a more interesting direction :D

Jack, you should relax. Seriously. Threads like this are very very very unnecessary.
I thought that last 'very' was a bit uncalled for.
What do you mean by "a bit" you ****?!
Nobody gets to call me a **** and gets away with. Prepare to feel the wrath of D'Oh. I'm going to kick you right in the ******** and then I'll force ****** ***** *** to **** up your **** and also on top of **** but without any lube.
What do you mean "we", have you got a mouse in your pocket?
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Frank_W
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:hair:



(Will you offer him a cigarette, afterwards?)
Anatomy Prof: "The human body has about 20 sq. meters of skin."
Me: "Man, that's a lot of lampshades!"
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John D'Oh
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MAMIL
I would, but he won't have anywhere left to stick it, apart from his ******, of course.
What do you mean "we", have you got a mouse in your pocket?
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Frank_W
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:lol2:
Anatomy Prof: "The human body has about 20 sq. meters of skin."
Me: "Man, that's a lot of lampshades!"
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brenda
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..............
John D'Oh
Dec 18 2008, 09:41 AM
Aqua Letifer
Dec 18 2008, 09:36 AM
John D'Oh
Dec 18 2008, 09:34 AM
Klaus
Dec 18 2008, 09:24 AM
Finally this thread is taking a more interesting direction :D

Jack, you should relax. Seriously. Threads like this are very very very unnecessary.
I thought that last 'very' was a bit uncalled for.
What do you mean by "a bit" you ****?!
Nobody gets to call me a **** and gets away with. Prepare to feel the wrath of D'Oh. I'm going to kick you right in the ******** and then I'll force ****** ***** *** to **** up your **** and also on top of **** but without any lube.
For those who need a translation, it should read like this:

Nobody gets to call me a **** (gnome, see John prefers the term 'elf') and gets away with. Prepare to feel the wrath of D'Oh. I'm going to kick you right in the ******** (Christmas stocking) and then I'll force ****** ***** *** (Santa and all his reindeer) to **** (fly) up your **** (chimney) and also on top of **** (your roof) but without any lube. (I have no explanation for the reference to 'lube'.)

Some of it gets lost in the British to American translation. What he's really saying is that he hopes you do not get any presents for Christmas this year.

You're welcome.
“Weeds are flowers, too, once you get to know them.”
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OperaTenor
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Pisa-Carp
I believe that's Brenda's revenge for my names for cookies post.



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Aqua Letifer
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ZOOOOOM!
John D'Oh
Dec 18 2008, 09:41 AM
Aqua Letifer
Dec 18 2008, 09:36 AM
John D'Oh
Dec 18 2008, 09:34 AM
Klaus
Dec 18 2008, 09:24 AM
Finally this thread is taking a more interesting direction :D

Jack, you should relax. Seriously. Threads like this are very very very unnecessary.
I thought that last 'very' was a bit uncalled for.
What do you mean by "a bit" you ****?!
Nobody gets to call me a **** and gets away with. Prepare to feel the wrath of D'Oh. I'm going to kick you right in the ******** and then I'll force ****** ***** *** to **** up your **** and also on top of **** but without any lube.
That's it, D'Oh. You are officially not invited to my birthday party.
I cite irreconcilable differences.
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Larry
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Mmmmmmm, pie!
You pure white guys are awfully hairy.....
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Larry
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Mmmmmmm, pie!
Mikhailoh
Dec 18 2008, 09:16 AM
PIE TIME!!!!
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I'm taking Jack's advice and switching types this weekend....... :D


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Aqua Letifer
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ZOOOOOM!
Too rich for me.
I cite irreconcilable differences.
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Larry
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Mmmmmmm, pie!
Well... when you go for this kind of pie, you do need to be.. uh..... properly equipped for the job......

:D

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Frank_W
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Big women are awesome.... Get 'em all oiled up and then lie on top of them and slide around like a Slip 'n' Slide. :excited:
Anatomy Prof: "The human body has about 20 sq. meters of skin."
Me: "Man, that's a lot of lampshades!"
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