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| Larry | Dec 18 2008, 09:10 AM Post #26 |
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Mmmmmmm, pie!
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Ah. I mistakenly saw the word "redneck" when I read it the first time. |
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Of the Pokatwat Tribe | |
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| Larry | Dec 18 2008, 09:11 AM Post #27 |
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Mmmmmmm, pie!
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Some?..... SOME????.......
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| kenny | Dec 18 2008, 09:13 AM Post #28 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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Just be careful. You don't want to be buying any more houses for them. |
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| Mikhailoh | Dec 18 2008, 09:16 AM Post #29 |
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If you want trouble, find yourself a redhead
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PIE TIME!!!! |
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Once in his life, every man is entitled to fall madly in love with a gorgeous redhead - Lucille Ball | |
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| Larry | Dec 18 2008, 09:21 AM Post #30 |
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Mmmmmmm, pie!
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At my age, the next one won't get a house. I'll just have to do a "Scott Peterson" on her..... ![]() (just KIDDING, geez......) |
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| kenny | Dec 18 2008, 09:21 AM Post #31 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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| Klaus | Dec 18 2008, 09:24 AM Post #32 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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Finally this thread is taking a more interesting direction ![]() Jack, you should relax. Seriously. Threads like this are very very very unnecessary. |
| Trifonov Fleisher Klaus Sokolov Zimmerman | |
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| Frank_W | Dec 18 2008, 09:25 AM Post #33 |
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Resident Misanthrope
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Anatomy Prof: "The human body has about 20 sq. meters of skin." Me: "Man, that's a lot of lampshades!" | |
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| Klaus | Dec 18 2008, 09:33 AM Post #34 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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Here is my contribution to turn this into a more interesting thread:
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| Trifonov Fleisher Klaus Sokolov Zimmerman | |
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| John D'Oh | Dec 18 2008, 09:34 AM Post #35 |
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MAMIL
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I thought that last 'very' was a bit uncalled for. |
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| George K | Dec 18 2008, 09:35 AM Post #36 |
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Finally
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Hairiest man I've seen this week. (which, of course, begs the joke... Q: Why do Italian (Arab, Greek, whatever) men wear gold necklaces? A: So they know where to stop shaving. |
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A guide to GKSR: Click "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08 Nothing is as effective as homeopathy. I'd rather listen to an hour of Abba than an hour of The Beatles. - Klaus, 4/29/18 | |
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| Friday | Dec 18 2008, 09:35 AM Post #37 |
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Senior Carp
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HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Good one Klaus! |
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| Aqua Letifer | Dec 18 2008, 09:36 AM Post #38 |
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ZOOOOOM!
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What do you mean by "a bit" you ****?! |
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| John D'Oh | Dec 18 2008, 09:41 AM Post #39 |
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MAMIL
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Nobody gets to call me a **** and gets away with. Prepare to feel the wrath of D'Oh. I'm going to kick you right in the ******** and then I'll force ****** ***** *** to **** up your **** and also on top of **** but without any lube. |
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| Frank_W | Dec 18 2008, 09:42 AM Post #40 |
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Resident Misanthrope
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Anatomy Prof: "The human body has about 20 sq. meters of skin." Me: "Man, that's a lot of lampshades!" | |
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| John D'Oh | Dec 18 2008, 09:45 AM Post #41 |
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MAMIL
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I would, but he won't have anywhere left to stick it, apart from his ******, of course. |
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| Frank_W | Dec 18 2008, 09:47 AM Post #42 |
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Resident Misanthrope
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Anatomy Prof: "The human body has about 20 sq. meters of skin." Me: "Man, that's a lot of lampshades!" | |
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| brenda | Dec 18 2008, 09:50 AM Post #43 |
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For those who need a translation, it should read like this: Nobody gets to call me a **** (gnome, see John prefers the term 'elf') and gets away with. Prepare to feel the wrath of D'Oh. I'm going to kick you right in the ******** (Christmas stocking) and then I'll force ****** ***** *** (Santa and all his reindeer) to **** (fly) up your **** (chimney) and also on top of **** (your roof) but without any lube. (I have no explanation for the reference to 'lube'.) Some of it gets lost in the British to American translation. What he's really saying is that he hopes you do not get any presents for Christmas this year. You're welcome. |
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| OperaTenor | Dec 18 2008, 09:52 AM Post #44 |
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Pisa-Carp
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I believe that's Brenda's revenge for my names for cookies post. |
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| Aqua Letifer | Dec 18 2008, 09:59 AM Post #45 |
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ZOOOOOM!
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That's it, D'Oh. You are officially not invited to my birthday party. |
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| Larry | Dec 18 2008, 10:04 AM Post #46 |
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Mmmmmmm, pie!
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You pure white guys are awfully hairy..... |
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| Larry | Dec 18 2008, 10:09 AM Post #47 |
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Mmmmmmm, pie!
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![]() I'm taking Jack's advice and switching types this weekend....... ![]() |
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Of the Pokatwat Tribe | |
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| Aqua Letifer | Dec 18 2008, 10:10 AM Post #48 |
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ZOOOOOM!
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Too rich for me. |
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| Larry | Dec 18 2008, 10:14 AM Post #49 |
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Mmmmmmm, pie!
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Well... when you go for this kind of pie, you do need to be.. uh..... properly equipped for the job......![]() |
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| Frank_W | Dec 18 2008, 10:25 AM Post #50 |
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Resident Misanthrope
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Big women are awesome.... Get 'em all oiled up and then lie on top of them and slide around like a Slip 'n' Slide.
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