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| Tweet Topic Started: Dec 17 2008, 07:03 PM (209 Views) | |
| ivorythumper | Dec 17 2008, 07:03 PM Post #1 |
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I am so adjective that I verb nouns!
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Buddy:
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| The dogma lives loudly within me. | |
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| Frank_W | Dec 17 2008, 07:10 PM Post #2 |
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Resident Misanthrope
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Anatomy Prof: "The human body has about 20 sq. meters of skin." Me: "Man, that's a lot of lampshades!" | |
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| brenda | Dec 17 2008, 07:26 PM Post #3 |
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That's a sweet helper you have, IT.
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“Weeds are flowers, too, once you get to know them.” ~A.A. Milne | |
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| ivorythumper | Dec 17 2008, 07:27 PM Post #4 |
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I am so adjective that I verb nouns!
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He is -- I am teaching him to redline drawings. |
| The dogma lives loudly within me. | |
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| Mikhailoh | Dec 17 2008, 07:28 PM Post #5 |
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If you want trouble, find yourself a redhead
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Better check your bluepirnts before any presentations. Cat turds are bad for sales. |
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Once in his life, every man is entitled to fall madly in love with a gorgeous redhead - Lucille Ball | |
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| jon-nyc | Dec 18 2008, 01:24 AM Post #6 |
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Cheers
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Maybe he could get a job in real estate or mortgage lending.
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| In my defense, I was left unsupervised. | |
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| musicasacra | Dec 18 2008, 10:12 AM Post #7 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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I'm glad he helped you while I was gone.
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| RosemaryTwo | Dec 18 2008, 10:16 AM Post #8 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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He's making sure that scratching posts are drawn in. And maybe a litter room with radiant floor heating on half, and chilly tile on the other half. So he can change his mind, of course. |
| "Perhaps the thing to do is just to let stupid run its course." Aqua | |
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| Frank_W | Dec 18 2008, 10:23 AM Post #9 |
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Resident Misanthrope
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And a catwalk, of course. |
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Anatomy Prof: "The human body has about 20 sq. meters of skin." Me: "Man, that's a lot of lampshades!" | |
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| ivorythumper | Dec 18 2008, 11:02 AM Post #10 |
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I am so adjective that I verb nouns!
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| Frank_W | Dec 18 2008, 11:04 AM Post #11 |
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Resident Misanthrope
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Anatomy Prof: "The human body has about 20 sq. meters of skin." Me: "Man, that's a lot of lampshades!" | |
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