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| Any Amish here?; hehe.... | |
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| Tweet Topic Started: Dec 17 2008, 10:07 AM (252 Views) | |
| Larry | Dec 17 2008, 10:07 AM Post #1 |
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Mmmmmmm, pie!
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Of the Pokatwat Tribe | |
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| George K | Dec 17 2008, 10:11 AM Post #2 |
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Finally
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Clop, Clop, Clop, Clop...*BANG*...Clop, Clop, Clop. |
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A guide to GKSR: Click "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08 Nothing is as effective as homeopathy. I'd rather listen to an hour of Abba than an hour of The Beatles. - Klaus, 4/29/18 | |
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| Claude Ball | Dec 17 2008, 10:17 AM Post #3 |
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Middle Aged Carp
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I like Mennonite women better. They're hotter looking... |
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Dain bramage caused my peach imspediment. Tooth? Tooth? You can't handle the tooth! Remember: He who laughs last, thinks slowest..... DON'T BEND OVER IN THE GARDEN, MARGARET - THEM TATER'S GOT EYES! | |
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| Stainweggie | Dec 17 2008, 10:22 AM Post #4 |
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Junior Carp
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I come up with a new holiday drink... It's watermelon juice and vodka. I'm callin' it nignog..... |
| I have a 6' Stainweggie | |
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| Frank_W | Dec 17 2008, 10:39 AM Post #5 |
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Resident Misanthrope
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Amish women sure know how to churn their own butter!!
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Anatomy Prof: "The human body has about 20 sq. meters of skin." Me: "Man, that's a lot of lampshades!" | |
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| Phlebas | Dec 17 2008, 11:46 AM Post #6 |
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Bull-Carp
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I'm almost certain someone posted this at one time or other, but.... An Amish lady is trotting down the road with her horse and buggy when she is pulled over by a cop. "Ma'am, I'm not going to ticket you, but I do have to issue you a warning. You have a broken reflector on your buggy." "Oh, I'm sorry, I'll let my husband, Jacob, know as soon as I get home." "That's fine. Another thing, ma'am. I don't like the way that one rein loops across the horse's back and around one of his testicles. I consider that animal abuse. That's cruelty to animals. Have your husband take care of that right away!" Later that day, the lady is home telling her husband about her encounter with the cop. "Well, dear, what exactly did he say?" "He said the reflector is broken." "I can fix that in two minutes. What else?" "I'm not sure, Jacob ... something about the emergency brake..." |
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Random FML: Today, I was fired by my boss in front of my coworkers. It would have been nice if I could have left the building before they started celebrating. FML The founding of the bulk of the world's nation states post 1914 is based on self-defined nationalisms. The bulk of those national movements involve territory that was ethnically mixed. The foundation of many of those nation states involved population movements in the aftermath. When the only one that is repeatedly held up as unjust and unjustifiable is the Zionist project, the term anti-semitism may very well be appropriate. - P*D | |
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| George K | Dec 17 2008, 11:51 AM Post #7 |
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A guide to GKSR: Click "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08 Nothing is as effective as homeopathy. I'd rather listen to an hour of Abba than an hour of The Beatles. - Klaus, 4/29/18 | |
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| Phlebas | Dec 17 2008, 11:53 AM Post #8 |
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Bull-Carp
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Thanks - sometimes I forget where I steal my jokes from. |
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Random FML: Today, I was fired by my boss in front of my coworkers. It would have been nice if I could have left the building before they started celebrating. FML The founding of the bulk of the world's nation states post 1914 is based on self-defined nationalisms. The bulk of those national movements involve territory that was ethnically mixed. The foundation of many of those nation states involved population movements in the aftermath. When the only one that is repeatedly held up as unjust and unjustifiable is the Zionist project, the term anti-semitism may very well be appropriate. - P*D | |
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| Larry | Dec 17 2008, 12:31 PM Post #9 |
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Mmmmmmm, pie!
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A man suspected his wife was seeing another man, so he hired the famous Chinese detective, Chen Lee, to watch and report any activities while he was gone. A few days later, he received this report: MOST HONORABLE SIR: YOU LEAVE HOUSE I WATCH HOUSE HE COME TO HOUSE. I WATCH. HE AND SHE LEAVE HOUSE. I FOLLOW. HE AND SHE GO IN HOTEL. I CLIMB TREE. I LOOK IN WINDOW. HE KISS SHE. SHE KISS HE. HE STRIP SHE. SHE STRIP HE. HE PLAY WITH SHE. SHE PLAY WITH HE. I PLAY WITH ME. I FALL OUT OF TREE. I NOT SEE. NO FEE, CHEN LEE. |
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Of the Pokatwat Tribe | |
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| blondie | Dec 17 2008, 03:41 PM Post #10 |
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Bull-Carp
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God help me if my arse gets that big & I'm on a Harley. |
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| Mikhailoh | Dec 17 2008, 05:25 PM Post #11 |
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If you want trouble, find yourself a redhead
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I could actually be Amish. No sh!t. |
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Once in his life, every man is entitled to fall madly in love with a gorgeous redhead - Lucille Ball | |
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| kenny | Dec 17 2008, 05:32 PM Post #12 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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Honey, does this Harley make my ass look big? |
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