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| I had a flat tire! | |
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| Tweet Topic Started: Nov 19 2008, 08:16 PM (106 Views) | |
| George K | Nov 19 2008, 08:16 PM Post #1 |
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Finally
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Yesterday I had a flat tire on the interstate. So I ease my car over to the shoulder of the road, carefully get out of the car and open the trunk. I took out 2 cardboard men, unfolded them and stood them at the rear of my car facing oncoming traffic. They look so lifelike you wouldn't believe! They are in trench coats exposing their nude bodies and private parts to the approaching drivers. But to my surprise, cars start slowing down looking at my lifelike men. And of course, traffic starts backing up. Everybody is tooting their horns and waving like crazy. It wasn't long before a state trooper pulls up behind me. He gets out of his car and starts walking towards me. I could tell he was not a happy camper! 'What's going on here?' 'My car has a flat tire', I said calmly. 'Well, what the hell are those obscene cardboard men doing here by the road?' I couldn't believe that he didn't know. So I told him, 'Helloooooo, those are my emergency flashers!' |
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A guide to GKSR: Click "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08 Nothing is as effective as homeopathy. I'd rather listen to an hour of Abba than an hour of The Beatles. - Klaus, 4/29/18 | |
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| Larry | Nov 19 2008, 08:24 PM Post #2 |
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Mmmmmmm, pie!
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I called 911 the other day, and told them my wife had died. They asked me how I knew she was dead... I told them the sex was the same, but the dishes were piling up.... |
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Of the Pokatwat Tribe | |
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| Frank_W | Nov 19 2008, 09:03 PM Post #3 |
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Resident Misanthrope
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Anatomy Prof: "The human body has about 20 sq. meters of skin." Me: "Man, that's a lot of lampshades!" | |
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| Pianolicious | Nov 19 2008, 09:10 PM Post #4 |
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Senior Carp
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The other day my wife asked me to take out the garbage. I said "YOU cooked it! YOU take it out!!!" |
| Sit tibi vita longa et omnia bona!!! -- Dr. Spock | |
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| VPG | Nov 19 2008, 09:26 PM Post #5 |
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Pisa-Carp
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Gee George, I thought this was going to be a thread about your high school prom date. |
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I'M NOT YELLING.........I'M ITALIAN...........THAT'S HOW WE TALK! "People say that we're in a time when there are no heroes, they just don't know where to look." Ronald Reagan, Inaugural, 1971 | |
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