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Topic Started: Nov 19 2008, 11:19 AM (262 Views)
Klaus
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HOLY CARP!!!
Tonight we'll kick your football ass :woot: :devilgrin: :P
Trifonov Fleisher Klaus Sokolov Zimmerman
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Ballyhoo
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Just about the only time I would support England is when they're playing Germany. :P
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Klaus
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1:0 for England currently. It is a good strategy of the German team to first get the hopes of the English team up before making the devastating 1:3 strike :woot:
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John D'Oh
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Klaus - sadly I cannot watch from my current location. Have your boys started diving theatrically and rolling around in agony for no apparent reason at this point?
What do you mean "we", have you got a mouse in your pocket?
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Klaus
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Ballyhoo
Nov 19 2008, 11:57 AM
Just about the only time I would support England is when they're playing Germany. :P
You have been registered now as an enemy of the republic!
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John D'Oh
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I find myself in the very peculiar position of wanting Scotland to win, however unlikely this is. Apparently the cheating Argie drug addict guttersnipe's hand of God's team is winning 1-0, which is a shame.
What do you mean "we", have you got a mouse in your pocket?
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Phlebas
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John D'Oh
Nov 19 2008, 01:19 PM
I find myself in the very peculiar position of wanting Scotland to win, however unlikely this is. Apparently the cheating Argie drug addict guttersnipe's hand of God's team is winning 1-0, which is a shame.
I can't believe they picked that guy to manage.
Random FML: Today, I was fired by my boss in front of my coworkers. It would have been nice if I could have left the building before they started celebrating. FML

The founding of the bulk of the world's nation states post 1914 is based on self-defined nationalisms. The bulk of those national movements involve territory that was ethnically mixed. The foundation of many of those nation states involved population movements in the aftermath. When the only one that is repeatedly held up as unjust and unjustifiable is the Zionist project, the term anti-semitism may very well be appropriate. - P*D


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VPG
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IT'S SOCCER, THE DAMN BALL IS ROUND,ROUND I TELL YOU. WE PLAY FOOTBALL!!!!!!!
I'M NOT YELLING.........I'M ITALIAN...........THAT'S HOW WE TALK!


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Phlebas
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2-1 England just scored.
Random FML: Today, I was fired by my boss in front of my coworkers. It would have been nice if I could have left the building before they started celebrating. FML

The founding of the bulk of the world's nation states post 1914 is based on self-defined nationalisms. The bulk of those national movements involve territory that was ethnically mixed. The foundation of many of those nation states involved population movements in the aftermath. When the only one that is repeatedly held up as unjust and unjustifiable is the Zionist project, the term anti-semitism may very well be appropriate. - P*D


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John D'Oh
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Nov 19 2008, 01:31 PM
IT'S SOCCER, THE DAMN BALL IS ROUND,ROUND I TELL YOU. WE PLAY FOOTBALL!!!!!!!
If what you play is football, why do they carry it around in their hands rather than kick it with their feet? What you play is rugby, but with no Welsh people, ridiculous body armour, lots of commercials and some soppy tart getting her hooters out at half time.
What do you mean "we", have you got a mouse in your pocket?
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John D'Oh
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Phlebas
Nov 19 2008, 01:25 PM
John D'Oh
Nov 19 2008, 01:19 PM
I find myself in the very peculiar position of wanting Scotland to win, however unlikely this is. Apparently the cheating Argie drug addict guttersnipe's hand of God's team is winning 1-0, which is a shame.
I can't believe they picked that guy to manage.
Now be fair - the nation of Argentina isn't exactly world-renowned for making sensible, well thought out decisions.
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VPG
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John D'Oh
Nov 19 2008, 01:41 PM
VPG
Nov 19 2008, 01:31 PM
IT'S SOCCER, THE DAMN BALL IS ROUND,ROUND I TELL YOU. WE PLAY FOOTBALL!!!!!!!
If what you play is football, why do they carry it around in their hands rather than kick it with their feet? What you play is rugby, but with no Welsh people, ridiculous body armour, lots of commercials and some soppy tart getting her hooters out at half time.
O.K what you say about the Soppy Tart and the wet hooters.
How is that not better then watching a stadium full of drunken, chair throwing,rioting .......................(fill in nationality)rowdies?
I'M NOT YELLING.........I'M ITALIAN...........THAT'S HOW WE TALK!


"People say that we're in a time when there are no heroes, they just don't know where to look."
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Moonbat
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Hah we won.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/internationals/7737012.stm
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Frank_W
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John D'Oh
Nov 19 2008, 01:41 PM
If what you play is football, why do they carry it around in their hands rather than kick it with their feet? What you play is rugby, but with no Welsh people, ridiculous body armour, lots of commercials and some soppy tart getting her hooters out at half time.
John, why do you hate our freeeeeedomz? :sword:


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phykell
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LOL Klaus, sux2bu :D
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John D'Oh
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Nov 19 2008, 02:09 PM
John D'Oh
Nov 19 2008, 01:41 PM
VPG
Nov 19 2008, 01:31 PM
IT'S SOCCER, THE DAMN BALL IS ROUND,ROUND I TELL YOU. WE PLAY FOOTBALL!!!!!!!
If what you play is football, why do they carry it around in their hands rather than kick it with their feet? What you play is rugby, but with no Welsh people, ridiculous body armour, lots of commercials and some soppy tart getting her hooters out at half time.
O.K what you say about the Soppy Tart and the wet hooters.
How is that not better then watching a stadium full of drunken, chair throwing,rioting .......................(fill in nationality)rowdies?
I didn't say football was better than that game you play that breaks up the commercials, I just said that since skillful use of the feet is required, that it better suits the name football than the carrying the ball around game that you chaps watch.

Of course, Rugby, upon which this American game is based, is actually called 'Rugby Football', since it was invented by the renowned upper-class cheat William Webb Ellis, a little chap who at the time attended Rugby School. Presumably, an American was present in the crowd watching this cheat, or possibly an English criminal in the crowd was later deported West, and thus was founded the NFL, anabolic steroids and the necessity of having numbers of military aircraft fly over the pitch before the girl gets her hooters out and offends the FCC and the religious conservatives who have presumably never before seen a gold plated nipple, and who should be in church anyway and not watching TV on a Sunday night, so they probably feel guilty, amongst other things.

Anyway - GO ENGLAND! I bet Klaus regrets starting this thread now.
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Klaus
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HOLY CARP!!!
John D'Oh
Nov 19 2008, 07:32 PM
Anyway - GO ENGLAND! I bet Klaus regrets starting this thread now.
You betcha! :cursing:
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