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| Tweet Topic Started: Nov 19 2008, 08:53 AM (116 Views) | |
| Larry | Nov 19 2008, 08:53 AM Post #1 |
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Mmmmmmm, pie!
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ATTENTION ALL WHITE PEOPLE: Please be at the cotton fields early at 6:00 am sharp for orientation. thank you. yours truly, Obama |
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| Larry | Nov 19 2008, 08:59 AM Post #2 |
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Mmmmmmm, pie!
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How to tell who your real friends are.... lock your wife and your dog in the trunk of your car and leave them there for an hour. Open the trunk, and notice which of them is happy to see you again.. |
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| Frank_W | Nov 19 2008, 09:04 AM Post #3 |
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Resident Misanthrope
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This is actually true.
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Anatomy Prof: "The human body has about 20 sq. meters of skin." Me: "Man, that's a lot of lampshades!" | |
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| Riley | Nov 19 2008, 09:23 AM Post #4 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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Did you try it Frank? Poor TEH BEAR...
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| Frank_W | Nov 19 2008, 09:37 AM Post #5 |
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Resident Misanthrope
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Yeah.. The wife wasn't real happy about it, even after I explained that it was all in the interest of scientific experiment. |
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Anatomy Prof: "The human body has about 20 sq. meters of skin." Me: "Man, that's a lot of lampshades!" | |
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| T3h B34r | Nov 19 2008, 09:38 AM Post #6 |
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Junior Carp
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Hrmmm?? Car ride?! My FAVORITE!!!
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O hai. I can haz big dinnerz? If you can't eat it or screw it, piss on it and walk away. (and leave big p00pz!) The Great Pyrenees | |
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