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Pirates!!
Topic Started: Nov 18 2008, 06:03 AM (850 Views)
JBryan
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Typically, the heaviest weapon they have is an RPG and those seem to be duds about half the time but still many of them attacking from several different directions would be difficult for one man to handle.
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Henry II: I marvel at you after all these years. Still like a democratic drawbridge: going down for everybody.

Eleanor: At my age there's not much traffic anymore.

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Luke's Dad
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Put gas masks on your crew and drop one of these.
The problem with having an open mind is that people keep trying to put things in it.
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:lol2: 'Holy cow! Look at all those fvckin' pirates!'


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Aaaarrrrr, he be pillaging that booty!
The problem with having an open mind is that people keep trying to put things in it.
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JBryan
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From pirates to interior decorators. Could be a win-win.
"Any man who would make an X rated movie should be forced to take his daughter to see it". - John Wayne


There is a line we cross when we go from "I will believe it when I see it" to "I will see it when I believe it".


Henry II: I marvel at you after all these years. Still like a democratic drawbridge: going down for everybody.

Eleanor: At my age there's not much traffic anymore.

From The Lion in Winter.
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Mikhailoh
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Any Zap Comics readers here? Capt Pissgums and His Perverted Pirates? Too funny.

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JBryan
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I remember Captain Pissgums.
"Any man who would make an X rated movie should be forced to take his daughter to see it". - John Wayne


There is a line we cross when we go from "I will believe it when I see it" to "I will see it when I believe it".


Henry II: I marvel at you after all these years. Still like a democratic drawbridge: going down for everybody.

Eleanor: At my age there's not much traffic anymore.

From The Lion in Winter.
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Mikhailoh
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I was pretty sure you would.... :lol2:
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:lol2:
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Me: "Man, that's a lot of lampshades!"
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This is the answer to those nasty pirates ....

Fetchez la Vache!

Run Away

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can't help myself. We saw Spamalot last week.




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JBryan
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Mikhailoh
Nov 18 2008, 01:29 PM
I was pretty sure you would.... :lol2:
You must have had to lok pretty hard to find a picture you could post.
"Any man who would make an X rated movie should be forced to take his daughter to see it". - John Wayne


There is a line we cross when we go from "I will believe it when I see it" to "I will see it when I believe it".


Henry II: I marvel at you after all these years. Still like a democratic drawbridge: going down for everybody.

Eleanor: At my age there's not much traffic anymore.

From The Lion in Winter.
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Daniel
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This is terrible! This will mean one less yacht for the Saudis. What is the world coming to? :pirate:
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Mikhailoh
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Yes indeed. That was from the cover of Zap Comics #3.
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JBryan
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I think I might still have that one somewhere.
"Any man who would make an X rated movie should be forced to take his daughter to see it". - John Wayne


There is a line we cross when we go from "I will believe it when I see it" to "I will see it when I believe it".


Henry II: I marvel at you after all these years. Still like a democratic drawbridge: going down for everybody.

Eleanor: At my age there's not much traffic anymore.

From The Lion in Winter.
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Piano*Dad
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The game begins! It's the 17th century Caribbean all over again. Norrington chases Sparrow all over the Gulf of Aden. :lol2:


Indian Navy Sinks Mother Ship

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Klaus
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HOLY CARP!!!
I wonder:

What happens if you hit a supertanker full of oil with an RPG? Only a small hole? A minor explosion/fire? Or will the whole thing explode?
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JBryan
Nov 18 2008, 11:33 AM
I saw something on the history channel about a cruise ship that was under attack by pirates. they had a device on board that would emit a sound that was engineered so that it caused pain or discomfort of some kind (I am doing this from memory) and could be directed. The pirates were driven off by that.
I think this is it.
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Frank_W
Nov 18 2008, 11:58 AM
Atomize vomiting agent on them before they can make it aboard the ship. I don't think it will kill them, but they will be too busy barfing to do anything but lie in the bottom of their vessel and wish for death.
I like that.

Or as my now-retired office mate (an old Army artillery forward recon guy) used to say: Willy Peter 40' up. :pirate:
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Yeah, that looks like it and "LRAD" certainly rings a bell.
"Any man who would make an X rated movie should be forced to take his daughter to see it". - John Wayne


There is a line we cross when we go from "I will believe it when I see it" to "I will see it when I believe it".


Henry II: I marvel at you after all these years. Still like a democratic drawbridge: going down for everybody.

Eleanor: At my age there's not much traffic anymore.

From The Lion in Winter.
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Lindy
Nov 19 2008, 06:17 AM
Frank_W
Nov 18 2008, 11:58 AM
Atomize vomiting agent on them before they can make it aboard the ship. I don't think it will kill them, but they will be too busy barfing to do anything but lie in the bottom of their vessel and wish for death.
I like that.

Or as my now-retired office mate (an old Army artillery forward recon guy) used to say: Willy Peter 40' up. :pirate:
FIRE FOR EFFECT!!!!

REPEAT!!!!

REPEAT!! REPEAT!!! REPEAT!!!! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! :devilgrin: :pirate:
Anatomy Prof: "The human body has about 20 sq. meters of skin."
Me: "Man, that's a lot of lampshades!"
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Nov 19 2008, 06:47 AM
FIRE FOR EFFECT!!!!

REPEAT!!!!

REPEAT!! REPEAT!!! REPEAT!!!! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! :devilgrin: :pirate:
:lol:

Dave was a radioman for a forward artillery spotting unit in Vietnam. Great old guy I worked with for several years. Occasionally when he'd get frustrated in the office, I'd hear him mutter "Willy Peter 40' Up" or call for some "chew hoy mix". He finally explained what Willy Peter is one day, and he told me that "chew hoy" is Vietnamese for "I surrender". He was a little warped.
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Ringo - "I am the best drummer in the world."
Lennon - "He's not even the best drummer in the band."
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Yep. Hee hee.... White Phosphorous. Now that's a HOT time!! :devilgrin: Next time, tell him he's one dinky dow futhamucka.

Dude will fall outta' his chair. :lol2:


(Dinky dao is Vietnamese for "crazy.") :lol2:
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