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Politically Correct
Topic Started: Nov 17 2008, 07:06 PM (77 Views)
Riley
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HOLY CARP!!!
Due to the climate of political correctness now pervading North America,


Kentuckians, Tennesseeans and West Virginians will no longer be referred to as 'HILLBILLIES.'


You must now refer to them as


APPALACHIAN-AMERICANS .

And furthermore





HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:





1. She is not a 'BABE' or a 'CHICK' - She is a
' BREASTED AMERICAN.'





2. She is not 'EASY' - She is


'HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE.'






3. She has not 'BEEN AROUND' - She is a


'previously enjoyed COMPANION.'





4. She does not 'NAG' you - She becomes


' VERBALLY REPETITIVE.'





5. She is not a 'TWO-BIT HOOKER' - She is a


' LOW COST PROVIDER.'





HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT MEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:





1. He does not have a 'BEER GUT' - He has developed a

'LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE FACILITY.'





2. He is not a 'BAD DANCER' - He is


' OVERLY CAUCASIAN.'





3. He does not 'GET LOST ALL THE TIME' - He

' INVESTIGATES ALTERNATIVE DESTINATIONS.'





4. He is not 'BALDING' - He is in

'FOLLICLE REGRESSION.'





5. He does not act like a 'TOTAL ASS' - He develops a case of

RECTAL-CRANIAL INVERSION.'






6. It's not his 'CRACK' you see hanging out of his pants - It's

'REAR CLEAVAGE.'





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George K
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