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| Jack Frost | Nov 18 2008, 03:32 AM Post #151 |
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Bull-Carp
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One sunny day in January, 2009 an old man approached the White House from across Pennsylvania Avenue, where he'd been sitting on a park bench. He spoke to the U.S.Marine standing guard and said, 'I would like to go in and meet with President Bush.' The Marine looked at the man and said, 'Sir, Mr. Bush is no longer president and no longer resides here.' The old man said, 'Okay', and walked away. The following day, the same man approached the White House and said to the same Marine, 'I would like to go in and meet with President Bush.' The Marine again told the man, 'Sir, as I said yesterday, Mr. Bush is no longer president and no longer resides here.' The man thanked him and, again, just walked away. The third day, the same man approached the White House and spoke to the very same U.S. Marine, saying 'I would like to go in and meet with President Bush.' The Marine, understandably agitated at this point, looked at the man and said, 'Sir, this is the third day in row you have been here asking to speak to Mr. Bush. I've told you already that Mr. Bush is no longer the president and no longer resides here. Don't you understand?' The old man looked at the Marine and said, 'Oh, I understand. I just love hearing it.' The Marine snapped to attention, saluted, and said, 'See you tomorrow, Sir.' jf |
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| Larry | Nov 18 2008, 06:06 AM Post #152 |
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Mmmmmmm, pie!
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See, I can prove that one is about Bill Clinton and not Bush. Bush is still president. |
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Of the Pokatwat Tribe | |
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| QuirtEvans | Nov 18 2008, 06:08 AM Post #153 |
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I Owe It All To John D'Oh
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Just call him President Quack Quack. |
| It would be unwise to underestimate what large groups of ill-informed people acting together can achieve. -- John D'Oh, January 14, 2010. | |
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| Copper | Nov 18 2008, 06:33 AM Post #154 |
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Shortstop
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See there, if you had just shown K some understanding like that in the beginning we wouldn't have to go through all this. |
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The Confederate soldier was peculiar in that he was ever ready to fight, but never ready to submit to the routine duty and discipline of the camp or the march. The soldiers were determined to be soldiers after their own notions, and do their duty, for the love of it, as they thought best. Carlton McCarthy | |
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| Frank_W | Nov 18 2008, 12:21 PM Post #155 |
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Resident Misanthrope
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This thread is hilarious...
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Anatomy Prof: "The human body has about 20 sq. meters of skin." Me: "Man, that's a lot of lampshades!" | |
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