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I guess there are still some racists
Topic Started: Nov 15 2008, 04:31 PM (2,088 Views)
Jack Frost
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One sunny day in January, 2009 an old man approached the White
House from across Pennsylvania Avenue, where he'd been sitting on a
park bench. He spoke to the U.S.Marine standing guard and said, 'I
would like to go in and meet with President Bush.' The Marine
looked at the man and said, 'Sir, Mr. Bush is no longer president
and no longer resides here.' The old man said, 'Okay', and walked
away.


The following day, the same man approached the White House and said
to the same Marine, 'I would like to go in and meet with President
Bush.' The Marine again told the man, 'Sir, as I said yesterday,
Mr. Bush is no longer president and no longer resides here.' The
man thanked him and, again, just walked away.


The third day, the same man approached the White House and spoke to
the very same U.S. Marine, saying 'I would like to go in and meet
with President Bush.' The Marine, understandably agitated at this
point, looked at the man and said, 'Sir, this is the third day in
row you have been here asking to speak to Mr. Bush. I've told you
already that Mr. Bush is no longer the president and no longer
resides here. Don't you understand?' The old man looked at the
Marine and said, 'Oh, I understand. I just love hearing it.' The
Marine snapped to attention, saluted, and said, 'See you tomorrow,
Sir.'

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Let it be said by our children's children that when we were tested we refused to let this journey end, that we did not turn back nor did we falter; and with eyes fixed on the horizon and God's grace upon us, we carried forth that great gift of freedom and delivered it safely to future generations.
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Larry
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Mmmmmmm, pie!
See, I can prove that one is about Bill Clinton and not Bush. Bush is still president.

Of the Pokatwat Tribe

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QuirtEvans
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I Owe It All To John D'Oh
Just call him President Quack Quack.
It would be unwise to underestimate what large groups of ill-informed people acting together can achieve. -- John D'Oh, January 14, 2010.
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Copper
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Larry
Nov 17 2008, 10:55 PM
kathyk
Nov 17 2008, 03:10 PM
Popularity's great, but it does little - at least in the short term - to quell the ugly hatred that is brewing amongst a seemingly substantial segment of the population.
Ah, to hell with it..

Hey Kathy - What do Obama, John F. Kennedy and Abe Lincoln have in common?

Nothing, yet....


See there, if you had just shown K some understanding like that in the beginning we wouldn't have to go through all this.
The Confederate soldier was peculiar in that he was ever ready to fight, but never ready to submit to the routine duty and discipline of the camp or the march. The soldiers were determined to be soldiers after their own notions, and do their duty, for the love of it, as they thought best. Carlton McCarthy
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Frank_W
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This thread is hilarious... :lol2:
Anatomy Prof: "The human body has about 20 sq. meters of skin."
Me: "Man, that's a lot of lampshades!"
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