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| Ten reasons why they won't let me drive in NASCAR | |
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| Tweet Topic Started: Oct 7 2008, 12:08 AM (90 Views) | |
| Stainweggie | Oct 7 2008, 12:08 AM Post #1 |
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#10- I'd have to sit upright while driving. # 9- Pistol won't stay under front seat. # 8 - Engine noise drowns out the rap music. # 7 - Pit crew can't work on car while holding up pants at the same time. # 6 - I keep trying to carjack Dale JR. # 5 - Police cars on track interfere with race. # 4 - No passenger seat for the Ho. # 3 - No Cadillac's approved for competition. # 2 - When I crash my cars, I bail out & run. # 1 - They won't let me wear my helmet sideways |
| I have a 6' Stainweggie | |
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