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Ten reasons why they won't let me drive in NASCAR
Topic Started: Oct 7 2008, 12:08 AM (90 Views)
Stainweggie
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#10- I'd have to sit upright while driving.
# 9- Pistol won't stay under front seat.
# 8 - Engine noise drowns out the rap music.
# 7 - Pit crew can't work on car while holding up pants at the same time.
# 6 - I keep trying to carjack Dale JR.
# 5 - Police cars on track interfere with race.
# 4 - No passenger seat for the Ho.
# 3 - No Cadillac's approved for competition.
# 2 - When I crash my cars, I bail out & run.
# 1 - They won't let me wear my helmet sideways
I have a 6' Stainweggie
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