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The answer I'm dying to know is
Topic Started: Oct 6 2008, 11:55 AM (161 Views)
Improviso
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HOLY CARP!!!
when will we start seeing the commercials on TV like:

"Have you been financially ruined by the recent downturn in the markets? If so, call the law offices of Dewey, Cheatham and Howe for a private evaluation. You may be entitled to collect compensation from these fat cats who cheated you out of your hard earned money." Our investments have tanked also, so Lord knows, we could give you the business use the business.

Identifying narcissists isn't difficult. Just look for the person who is constantly fishing for compliments
and admiration while breaking down over even the slightest bit of criticism.

We have the freedom to choose our actions, but we do not get to choose our consequences.
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The 89th Key
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Great avatar and sig, btw. :thumb:
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Rainman
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Good idea. I've got another:

Ad 1:
"Are you broke because of the fat-cats that cheated you out of your hard earned money? For only $10, we will send you the name/address/phone number of the executives that destroyed your life."

Ad 2:
"Are you afraid of being harrassed by lowlife that hold YOU responsible for their destroyed finances? For only $1,000.00, we will add your name/address/phone number to our 'do not reveal' list of corporate executives. Your safety is our heartfelt concern."
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