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| With all this talk; ...about politics, finance, faith | |
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| Tweet Topic Started: Oct 6 2008, 11:50 AM (444 Views) | |
| The 89th Key | Oct 6 2008, 11:50 AM Post #1 |
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You all really need to get a girlfriend. Trust me. ![]() Life is good!
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| Nobody's Sock | Oct 6 2008, 11:52 AM Post #2 |
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Fulla-Carp
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you mean a rich conservative God fearing girlfriend, right 89th?
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| Aqua Letifer | Oct 6 2008, 11:52 AM Post #3 |
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ZOOOOOM!
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What does that mean? Do you stop caring about important issues when you're dating or something? |
| I cite irreconcilable differences. | |
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| Frank_W | Oct 6 2008, 11:53 AM Post #4 |
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Resident Misanthrope
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You discovered your LEFT hand? Well congratulations!!
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Anatomy Prof: "The human body has about 20 sq. meters of skin." Me: "Man, that's a lot of lampshades!" | |
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| The 89th Key | Oct 6 2008, 11:55 AM Post #5 |
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Yes Aqua, And it's great! ![]() NS - actually I think she may be voting for Obama!
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| Rainman | Oct 6 2008, 11:58 AM Post #6 |
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Fulla-Carp
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Bad choice 89. You need a modern woman, a NOW member, atheist, speaks her mind and DEMANDS you to agree. That my friend. . . is happiness. |
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| Frank_W | Oct 6 2008, 11:58 AM Post #7 |
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Resident Misanthrope
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Yes yes. A woman who, when she wants your opinion, will give it to you!
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Anatomy Prof: "The human body has about 20 sq. meters of skin." Me: "Man, that's a lot of lampshades!" | |
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| The 89th Key | Oct 6 2008, 12:01 PM Post #8 |
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It's funny you mention that, I actually just added this quote to my "favorite quotes" section on Facebook: "I have lived through much, and now I think I have found what is needed for happiness. A quiet secluded life in the country, with the possibility of being useful to people to whom it is easy to do good, and who are not accustomed to have it done to them; then work which one hopes may be of some use; then rest, nature, books, music, love for one’s neighbor - such is my idea of happiness. And then, on top of all that, you for a mate, and children, perhaps - what more can the heart of man desire?" - Leo Tolstoy |
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| Quagmire | Oct 6 2008, 12:02 PM Post #9 |
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Senior Carp
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Check back when you've had your second one. Like everyone else here. :rolleyes: |
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| The 89th Key | Oct 6 2008, 12:03 PM Post #10 |
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Quagmire, no one can compete with your "In bed by eight and home by eleven, oh!" reputation.
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| Kincaid | Oct 6 2008, 12:04 PM Post #11 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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The kind of woman that, when you indicate your support of McCain at an impromptu show of hands in some inner city diner, will yank your arm back down (whisper something about your testicles in a lock box) and convince you of the error of your ways. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KTkqosRiyYo |
| Kincaid - disgusted Republican Partisan since 2006. | |
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| Aqua Letifer | Oct 6 2008, 12:05 PM Post #12 |
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ZOOOOOM!
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Some of the folks I know with girlfriends or boyfriends are annoying because all they can talk about is how miserable they are with said girlfriend or boyfriend. And I doubt I'd take a relationship to mean that I would or should stop caring about the things that are important to me. Like, you know, what's going on in the world. |
| I cite irreconcilable differences. | |
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| Klaus | Oct 6 2008, 12:08 PM Post #13 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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I wonder whether I should start a poll asking whether he or she would have sex with a person from the "other camp" (politically speaking, of course) ... |
| Trifonov Fleisher Klaus Sokolov Zimmerman | |
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| The 89th Key | Oct 6 2008, 12:09 PM Post #14 |
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Aqua - shirley you aren't taking me too seriously. 4 Srsly. |
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| blondie | Oct 6 2008, 12:10 PM Post #15 |
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Bull-Carp
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If I were younger I might try that. ![]() Taper Isaac. Keep your HR & what-have-you d-o-w-n! Tell her you're in training for it eh. |
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| Aqua Letifer | Oct 6 2008, 12:11 PM Post #16 |
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ZOOOOOM!
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Nahh, I just hate when people tell me that. "Dude you really need to get a girlfriend." Okay. You need to eat a sh!t sandwich and let Aqua take care of Aqua, how's that.
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| I cite irreconcilable differences. | |
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| blondie | Oct 6 2008, 12:13 PM Post #17 |
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Bull-Carp
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"shirley" ? I thought it was a "shelly" ? How many are there now anyway? |
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| Frank_W | Oct 6 2008, 12:13 PM Post #18 |
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Resident Misanthrope
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....a sh1t sandwich without the bread!
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| The 89th Key | Oct 6 2008, 12:16 PM Post #19 |
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Of all people, Aqua, you know I know your outlook on many a thing, including relationships. You also know how I'm very unaggressive (ok, maybe not as unaggressive as you) when it comes to relationships, but if something comes along and things click, why not! |
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| The 89th Key | Oct 6 2008, 12:16 PM Post #20 |
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She's actually running the marathon this year as well, it's how we met! |
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| Frank_W | Oct 6 2008, 12:18 PM Post #21 |
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Resident Misanthrope
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I just love posting in 89th's threads. It's like being at home, really. Talk and talk, and get thoroughly ignored. WTF-ever... |
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Anatomy Prof: "The human body has about 20 sq. meters of skin." Me: "Man, that's a lot of lampshades!" | |
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| LadyElton | Oct 6 2008, 12:18 PM Post #22 |
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Fulla-Carp
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OH NOES IT'S TEH TRAIN!!!!
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| Hilary aka LadyElton | |
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| blondie | Oct 6 2008, 12:19 PM Post #23 |
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Bull-Carp
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You can feed each other pasta! Love is in the air !
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| Aqua Letifer | Oct 6 2008, 12:24 PM Post #24 |
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ZOOOOOM!
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Why not indeed! Not dogging on you personally, it's all good. The Jerk Switch just has certain triggers is all. Other known triggers include: - Starting a sentence with the word "definitely." - Someone using my name too frequently as a cheap means of establishing rapport with me. - Oprah. - Starting a sentence with the word "definitely" in an online convo, misspelling the word as "definately" or some derivative. - Any and all manner of cell phone drivers. - Making fun of kids who are struggling with a math question and have asked someone for help with it. |
| I cite irreconcilable differences. | |
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| The 89th Key | Oct 6 2008, 12:29 PM Post #25 |
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That's funny. |
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