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Financial Security
Topic Started: Oct 6 2008, 09:46 AM (146 Views)
Frank_W
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FYI..... If you had purchased $1000.00 of Delta air lines stock one year ago you would have $49.00 left.
With Enron,you would have had $16.50 left of the original $1000.00
With WorldCom,you would have had less than $5.00 left.
But, if you had purchased $1000.00 worth of Beer one year ago, drank all of the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling refund, you would have $214.00 cash.

Based on the above, the best current investment advise is to drink lots of beer and recycle.

A recent study found the average American walks about 900 miles a year.

Another study found Americans drink, on average, 22 gallons of alcohol a year. That means, on average, Americans get about 41 miles to the gallon.

It's the 401-Keg Plan(tm)

Beer: So much more than just a breakfast drink! :cheers:
Anatomy Prof: "The human body has about 20 sq. meters of skin."
Me: "Man, that's a lot of lampshades!"
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LadyElton
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If things get too bad, I'll be doing just that. :unsure:
Hilary aka LadyElton
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Mark
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HOLY CARP!!!
:lol:

Good one Frank! :thumb:
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