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| Tweet Topic Started: Oct 6 2008, 09:46 AM (146 Views) | |
| Frank_W | Oct 6 2008, 09:46 AM Post #1 |
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Resident Misanthrope
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FYI..... If you had purchased $1000.00 of Delta air lines stock one year ago you would have $49.00 left. With Enron,you would have had $16.50 left of the original $1000.00 With WorldCom,you would have had less than $5.00 left. But, if you had purchased $1000.00 worth of Beer one year ago, drank all of the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling refund, you would have $214.00 cash. Based on the above, the best current investment advise is to drink lots of beer and recycle. A recent study found the average American walks about 900 miles a year. Another study found Americans drink, on average, 22 gallons of alcohol a year. That means, on average, Americans get about 41 miles to the gallon. It's the 401-Keg Plan(tm) Beer: So much more than just a breakfast drink!
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Anatomy Prof: "The human body has about 20 sq. meters of skin." Me: "Man, that's a lot of lampshades!" | |
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| LadyElton | Oct 6 2008, 09:53 AM Post #2 |
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Fulla-Carp
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If things get too bad, I'll be doing just that.
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| Mark | Oct 6 2008, 10:42 AM Post #3 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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:lol: Good one Frank!
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