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| Tweet Topic Started: Oct 6 2008, 09:29 AM (393 Views) | |
| Frank_W | Oct 6 2008, 09:29 AM Post #1 |
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Resident Misanthrope
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Stepped out for lunch today, and went to a little Mexican restaurant just down the street. In the booth next to mine was one of the most beautiful women I've ever seen in my life. (And no, I didn't stare at her) When I got ready to leave, I stood up and she looked at me, and then smiled. All dark hair, porcelain skin, ice blue eyes, and pretty dimples... Phew... What a gorgeous creature... Made my whole day.
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Anatomy Prof: "The human body has about 20 sq. meters of skin." Me: "Man, that's a lot of lampshades!" | |
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| jon-nyc | Oct 6 2008, 09:31 AM Post #2 |
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Cheers
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That happened to me once in Thailand... |
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| Frank_W | Oct 6 2008, 09:32 AM Post #3 |
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Cool!
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Anatomy Prof: "The human body has about 20 sq. meters of skin." Me: "Man, that's a lot of lampshades!" | |
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| LadyElton | Oct 6 2008, 09:56 AM Post #4 |
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Fulla-Carp
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| Hilary aka LadyElton | |
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| Frank_W | Oct 6 2008, 09:57 AM Post #5 |
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I thought it would have been poor form to whip out a camera and ask her if I could take her photo.
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Anatomy Prof: "The human body has about 20 sq. meters of skin." Me: "Man, that's a lot of lampshades!" | |
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| Aqua Letifer | Oct 6 2008, 10:02 AM Post #6 |
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ZOOOOOM!
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Oh man Frank, a couple weeks ago this woman on the metro had the coolest freaking tattoos I have ever seen. I have never been more in need of a camera phone than right then! She didn't at all look like the type to have tatoos, and they weren't gross-looking. One covered her whole upper back and left bicep (it was monstrous huge), and the other took up half the outside of her right arm. I thought about it afterwards and I dunno if there'd be a polite way to ask for a picture. I'd've taken a couple anyway though, they looked awesome.
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| Larry | Oct 6 2008, 10:06 AM Post #7 |
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Mmmmmmm, pie!
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I hear their rates are going up...... ![]() |
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Of the Pokatwat Tribe | |
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| Larry | Oct 6 2008, 10:08 AM Post #8 |
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Mmmmmmm, pie!
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As long as you didn't whip out anything else, she might have let you....
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Of the Pokatwat Tribe | |
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| Frank_W | Oct 6 2008, 10:09 AM Post #9 |
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I'll bet she would have been flattered. I know a woman who had white/silver tats that were so faint, you could barely see them, but once she pointed them out, they were beautiful... Almost like very ornate filigree up the insides of her forearms. They were easily the most beautiful tats I've ever seen. Very very subtle. Amazing work, whoever her tattoo artist was. |
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Anatomy Prof: "The human body has about 20 sq. meters of skin." Me: "Man, that's a lot of lampshades!" | |
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| Frank_W | Oct 6 2008, 10:09 AM Post #10 |
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If I would have whipped out Mr. Happy, she would have been speechless...
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Anatomy Prof: "The human body has about 20 sq. meters of skin." Me: "Man, that's a lot of lampshades!" | |
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| QuirtEvans | Oct 6 2008, 10:32 AM Post #11 |
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I Owe It All To John D'Oh
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Why? Is it so small she wouldn't have noticed?
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| It would be unwise to underestimate what large groups of ill-informed people acting together can achieve. -- John D'Oh, January 14, 2010. | |
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| Frank_W | Oct 6 2008, 10:35 AM Post #12 |
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Yeah... Like a baby. (7 lbs, 4 oz, 22" long.)
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Anatomy Prof: "The human body has about 20 sq. meters of skin." Me: "Man, that's a lot of lampshades!" | |
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| JBryan | Oct 6 2008, 10:46 AM Post #13 |
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I am the grey one
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You do much fishing? You've got the lies down cold. |
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"Any man who would make an X rated movie should be forced to take his daughter to see it". - John Wayne There is a line we cross when we go from "I will believe it when I see it" to "I will see it when I believe it". Henry II: I marvel at you after all these years. Still like a democratic drawbridge: going down for everybody. Eleanor: At my age there's not much traffic anymore. From The Lion in Winter. | |
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| QuirtEvans | Oct 6 2008, 10:48 AM Post #14 |
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I Owe It All To John D'Oh
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Does it cry all night and have uncontrollable emissions, too? |
| It would be unwise to underestimate what large groups of ill-informed people acting together can achieve. -- John D'Oh, January 14, 2010. | |
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| Frank_W | Oct 6 2008, 10:51 AM Post #15 |
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Resident Misanthrope
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Anatomy Prof: "The human body has about 20 sq. meters of skin." Me: "Man, that's a lot of lampshades!" | |
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| Larry | Oct 6 2008, 10:55 AM Post #16 |
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Mmmmmmm, pie!
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It's the punch line to a joke.. A couple had dated for some time, fell in love, and the guy asked her to marry him. At first she was excited, then a worried look came over her face. "Well, if we're going to take this to that level, there is something I must tell you," she said. "You deserve to know this before you marry me, because it wouldn't be fair for you to find it out afterwards." The guy assured her that whatever it was, he would accept it, and told her to go ahead and tell him her concern.. She said "I have no boobs. None. Not even a bump. I'm as flat chested as a sheet of glass." The guy thought for a minute, and said "Well, it isn't your boobs I fell in love with anyway. So it's no problem. But since we're being honest, there's something I probably should tell you too. It wouldn't be fair for you to find it out after you married me, either." The girl assured him she would be ok with whatever it was, and asked him to tell her. He said "I have a penis like an infant." She thought about that for a while, then said "well..... it isn't your penis I fell in love with anyway, so we'll get around it. It's not a problem." So they get married, and go on their honeymoon. In their hotel room, for the first time ever they start exploring each other a little bit.. he moves his hand up her blouse and feels. "Wow, you *don't* have any boobs, do you?" She said "Nope! Told you so." He said "that's ok." She moves her hand down to his pants, reaches in.... screams like a banshee and runs out of the room, down to the parking lot, jumps into the car and locks all the doors, sitting there crying hysterically. He comes down and says "Honey, what's wrong!?!?" She says "You said you had a penis like an infant!" He says.. "I do. 7 pounds 12 ounces, 21 inches long." |
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| Frank_W | Oct 6 2008, 10:57 AM Post #17 |
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Anatomy Prof: "The human body has about 20 sq. meters of skin." Me: "Man, that's a lot of lampshades!" | |
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| Phlebas | Oct 6 2008, 10:57 AM Post #18 |
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Bull-Carp
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No, it's just the dollar going...uh...down. |
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Random FML: Today, I was fired by my boss in front of my coworkers. It would have been nice if I could have left the building before they started celebrating. FML The founding of the bulk of the world's nation states post 1914 is based on self-defined nationalisms. The bulk of those national movements involve territory that was ethnically mixed. The foundation of many of those nation states involved population movements in the aftermath. When the only one that is repeatedly held up as unjust and unjustifiable is the Zionist project, the term anti-semitism may very well be appropriate. - P*D | |
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| celestine | Oct 6 2008, 05:05 PM Post #19 |
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Junior Carp
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Too bad you didn't know that she was a boy...
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| Horace | Oct 6 2008, 05:25 PM Post #20 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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I love that sort of thing. Did you hold eye contact or smile back? (That sort of thing might be a tough call when you're in a relationship.) |
| As a good person, I implore you to do as I, a good person, do. Be good. Do NOT be bad. If you see bad, end bad. End it in yourself, and end it in others. By any means necessary, the good must conquer the bad. Good people know this. Do you know this? Are you good? | |
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| Frank_W | Oct 6 2008, 05:26 PM Post #21 |
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Resident Misanthrope
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Both. It was sweet.
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Anatomy Prof: "The human body has about 20 sq. meters of skin." Me: "Man, that's a lot of lampshades!" | |
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| Claude Ball | Oct 6 2008, 06:05 PM Post #22 |
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Dain bramage caused my peach imspediment. Tooth? Tooth? You can't handle the tooth! Remember: He who laughs last, thinks slowest..... DON'T BEND OVER IN THE GARDEN, MARGARET - THEM TATER'S GOT EYES! | |
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| Claude Ball | Oct 6 2008, 06:14 PM Post #23 |
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Middle Aged Carp
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Dain bramage caused my peach imspediment. Tooth? Tooth? You can't handle the tooth! Remember: He who laughs last, thinks slowest..... DON'T BEND OVER IN THE GARDEN, MARGARET - THEM TATER'S GOT EYES! | |
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