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| Bill Clinton's Convention Speech Leaked! | |
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| Tweet Topic Started: Aug 9 2008, 07:12 AM (87 Views) | |
| George K | Aug 9 2008, 07:12 AM Post #1 |
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Bill Clinton’s Convention Speech Draft Leaked by Scott Ott (2008-08-09) — Just hours after news broke that Democrat presidential hopeful Barack Obama had granted former President Bill Clinton a speaking role at the party’s convention in Denver this month, an alleged draft of Mr. Clinton’s speech has leaked to the news media. Evidently a work-in-progress, the Clinton manuscript calls Sen. Obama “one of the most [adjective] candidates to arise in recent memory.” “Barack Obama is certainly [mild superlative] qualified to serve as president,” Mr. Clinton will reportedly tell the Democrat faithful, “regardless of what Hillary and I said when she was running against him in the primaries. After all, he’s more than 35-years-old, and it’s pretty likely that he’s a U.S. citizen by birth. Constitutionally, that’s all you need.” Mr. Clinton will note that he’s “personally looking forward to President Obama’s administration, for a term not to exceed four years. After all, 48 months is long enough to make your little statement about racial equality. Then we can get Hillary in there, while she still has enough estrogen to be considered the first woman president.” ‘The man from Hope, Arkansas’ will pay tribute to the candidate of ‘hope and change’ as someone who “knows how to say the things we want to hear in a way that makes us forget our selfish needs and focus on his.” “While my wife may have deep knowledge about policy, and extensive experience working with leaders at the national and global level, Barack Obama is even more impressive because he’s found a way to secure his party’s nomination while avoiding the drudgery of actual work, and the toil of learning. Ain’t that the American dream?” |
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A guide to GKSR: Click "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08 Nothing is as effective as homeopathy. I'd rather listen to an hour of Abba than an hour of The Beatles. - Klaus, 4/29/18 | |
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| Mikhailoh | Aug 9 2008, 08:06 AM Post #2 |
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If you want trouble, find yourself a redhead
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Once in his life, every man is entitled to fall madly in love with a gorgeous redhead - Lucille Ball | |
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| OperaTenor | Aug 9 2008, 09:05 AM Post #3 |
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Pisa-Carp
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Oh-BA-MA!! Oh-BA-MAH!! Oh-BA-MAH!! Bill-be-wop doo-be-bill, Shoo-shoo-bill, shoo-shoo-bill! |
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| Frank_W | Aug 9 2008, 09:13 AM Post #4 |
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Resident Misanthrope
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Anatomy Prof: "The human body has about 20 sq. meters of skin." Me: "Man, that's a lot of lampshades!" | |
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| Mikhailoh | Aug 9 2008, 09:20 AM Post #5 |
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If you want trouble, find yourself a redhead
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Hillary's Blues (with apologies to the 5th Dimension) Bill, I loathe you so, I always will I look at you and see you getting blown that way But am I ever gonna see my Inauguration Day I was on your side Bill when you were losin' While you schemed and lied Bill, weren't me you were foolin' But kisses and lies won't placate me if I'm not the nominee Bill I loathe you so, I always will And in your voice I hear denials of your sins Oh, but am I ever gonna hear my swearing in I was the one who came runnin' when you were impeached I even stayed when the story of Monica leaked But kisses and lies won't make a dent til I'm President Bill I loathe you so, I always will And though self interest rules my cold heart I take no bows But Bill I'm never gonna take those Presidential vows Oh, come on Bill Oh, come on Bill Come on get me elected Bill I got the inaugural blues Kill Obama Bill Like I killed Foster for you Get me nominated Bill |
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Once in his life, every man is entitled to fall madly in love with a gorgeous redhead - Lucille Ball | |
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