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The Sergeant Major
Topic Started: Aug 8 2008, 12:21 PM (92 Views)
Frank_W
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A crusty old Army Sergeant Major found himself at a gala event hosted by a local liberal arts college. There was no shortage of extremely young idealistic ladies in attendance, one of whom approached the Sergeant Major for conversation.
"Excuse me, Sergeant Major, but you seem to be a very serious man. Is something bothering you?"
"Negative, ma'am. Just serious by nature."
The young lady looked at his awards and decorations and said, "It looks like you have seen a lot of action."
"Yes, ma'am, a lot of action."
The young lady, tiring of trying to start up a conversation, said, "You know, you should lighten up a little. Relax and enjoy yourself."
The Sergeant Major just stared at her in his serious manner. Finally the young lady said, "You know, I hope you don't take this the wrong way, but when is the last time you had sex?"
"1955, ma'am."
"Well, there you are. You really need to chill out and quit taking everything so seriously! I mean, no sex since 1955!"
She took his hand and led him to a private room where she proceeded to 'relax' him several times.
Afterwards, panting for breath, she leaned against his bare chest and said, "Wow, you sure didn't forget much since 1955!"


The Sergeant Major, glancing at his watch, said in his serious voice, "I hope not; it's only 2130, now!"
Anatomy Prof: "The human body has about 20 sq. meters of skin."
Me: "Man, that's a lot of lampshades!"
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LadyElton
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Hilary aka LadyElton
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Aqua Letifer
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ZOOOOOM!
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This has nothing to do with anything, but I see a lot of guys and gals in a uniform during my commute. Pentagon's sort of along the way. Military folk are hands down the most polite people on the train, always.

Just sayin'.
I cite irreconcilable differences.
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Frank_W
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It's just discipline, and constantly living and working in spaces surrounded by lots of people, I think... When I'm in crowds, I tend not to say much, and I avoid doing things to call attention to myself. I hate crowds...
Anatomy Prof: "The human body has about 20 sq. meters of skin."
Me: "Man, that's a lot of lampshades!"
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