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| Tweet Topic Started: Aug 8 2008, 07:59 AM (278 Views) | |
| Improviso | Aug 8 2008, 07:59 AM Post #1 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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from Senior Carp to Fulla Carp. I'm exhausted.
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Identifying narcissists isn't difficult. Just look for the person who is constantly fishing for compliments and admiration while breaking down over even the slightest bit of criticism. We have the freedom to choose our actions, but we do not get to choose our consequences. | |
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| Frank_W | Aug 8 2008, 08:00 AM Post #2 |
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Resident Misanthrope
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Congratulations!!
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Anatomy Prof: "The human body has about 20 sq. meters of skin." Me: "Man, that's a lot of lampshades!" | |
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| Riley | Aug 8 2008, 08:02 AM Post #3 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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From Senior to Fulla Carp? You're turning 70?
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| Optimistic | Aug 8 2008, 08:02 AM Post #4 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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I thought we were all fulla carp?
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PHOTOS I must have a prodigious quantity of mind; it takes me as much as a week, sometimes, to make it up. - Mark Twain We shall not cease from exploration And the end of all our exploring Will be to arrive where we started And know the place for the first time. -T. S. Eliot | |
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| OperaTenor | Aug 8 2008, 08:07 AM Post #5 |
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Pisa-Carp
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Does this have anything to do with the recent news of your true sexual orientation? Oops, wrong thread..... |
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| jon-nyc | Aug 8 2008, 08:26 AM Post #6 |
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Cheers
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Dude, all I care about is that your liquor cabinet is stocked and the fridge is full of beers. I'll be there in just 24 hours... |
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| Improviso | Aug 8 2008, 09:13 AM Post #7 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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Any particular requests? Other than "No skanky beer". ![]() Edit: Holy Carp. I spent my introductory Fulla Carp post talking about skanky beer. Yea, seems right to me.
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Identifying narcissists isn't difficult. Just look for the person who is constantly fishing for compliments and admiration while breaking down over even the slightest bit of criticism. We have the freedom to choose our actions, but we do not get to choose our consequences. | |
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| jon-nyc | Aug 8 2008, 09:55 AM Post #8 |
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Cheers
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Hey man, my favorite beer is the free variety. |
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| Improviso | Aug 8 2008, 12:41 PM Post #9 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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Oh... the beer's free. The bottle opener is two bucks per use tho'. Somebody should introduce the Mexicans to a nifty invention: the twist off bottle cap.
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Identifying narcissists isn't difficult. Just look for the person who is constantly fishing for compliments and admiration while breaking down over even the slightest bit of criticism. We have the freedom to choose our actions, but we do not get to choose our consequences. | |
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| Mikhailoh | Aug 8 2008, 12:44 PM Post #10 |
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If you want trouble, find yourself a redhead
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I have two favorites. Cold and free. |
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Once in his life, every man is entitled to fall madly in love with a gorgeous redhead - Lucille Ball | |
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| Frank_W | Aug 8 2008, 12:46 PM Post #11 |
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Warm beer and cold women: At first, I bitched a lot about it. No one was listening anyway, so after a while, I quit bitching. After more time passed, I found I didn't mind so much. After still more time, I kinda' began to like it that way. Now, if the beer is cold and the woman is sweet, I'm pretty sure I've wandered into the wrong house by mistake. (Probably from imbibing too much warm beer...)
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Anatomy Prof: "The human body has about 20 sq. meters of skin." Me: "Man, that's a lot of lampshades!" | |
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| Improviso | Aug 8 2008, 01:24 PM Post #12 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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Mmmm... warm beer. Many, many years ago, after a night out drinking warm beer, I went home to my *Ex* at 3 in the morning. She was sweeping the floors while waiting up for me to get home. When I strolled in and saw the broom in her hands, I asked if she was cleaning up or going somewhere. That's why she's the *Ex*.
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Identifying narcissists isn't difficult. Just look for the person who is constantly fishing for compliments and admiration while breaking down over even the slightest bit of criticism. We have the freedom to choose our actions, but we do not get to choose our consequences. | |
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| Frank_W | Aug 8 2008, 01:28 PM Post #13 |
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So... Did you have to be hospitalized for your concussion, or did it heal up on its own?
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Anatomy Prof: "The human body has about 20 sq. meters of skin." Me: "Man, that's a lot of lampshades!" | |
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So... Did you have to be hospitalized for your concussion, or did it heal up on its own?

4:38 PM Jul 10