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Someone Should Not Have Given Her Makeup Artist; The Day Off
Topic Started: Aug 7 2008, 11:08 AM (722 Views)
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DivaDeb
Aug 7 2008, 01:06 PM
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Aug 7 2008, 03:59 PM
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Aug 7 2008, 03:56 PM
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Aug 7 2008, 03:46 PM
Maybe I should get my own makeup artist?

She's got good bone structure.  Got to have a good foundation to work with.

On second thought, I have one of those asymetrical faces, so maybe I am past all hope.

that makes me think of Madeleine Kahn in Paper Moon. I'm probably the only one in this thread old enough to know what I'm talking about. It's a good sign actually...I remember it :-)

I'm old enough, and I DON'T remember what you're talking about.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GCHImv_VkGE

Which one was Madeleine Kahn?
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Aug 7 2008, 03:46 PM
Maybe I should get my own makeup artist?

She's got good bone structure.  Got to have a good foundation to work with.

On second thought, I have one of those asymetrical faces, so maybe I am past all hope.

that makes me think of Madeleine Kahn in Paper Moon. I'm probably the only one in this thread old enough to know what I'm talking about. It's a good sign actually...I remember it :-)

I'm old enough, and I DON'T remember what you're talking about.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GCHImv_VkGE

Which one was Madeleine Kahn?

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Madeleine Kahn as Trixie Delight
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Aug 7 2008, 12:56 PM
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Aug 7 2008, 03:46 PM
Maybe I should get my own makeup artist?

She's got good bone structure.  Got to have a good foundation to work with.

On second thought, I have one of those asymetrical faces, so maybe I am past all hope.

that makes me think of Madeleine Kahn in Paper Moon. I'm probably the only one in this thread old enough to know what I'm talking about. It's a good sign actually...I remember it :-)

My wife and I still use that phrase - and she's never seen the movie.
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Aug 7 2008, 03:57 PM
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Aug 7 2008, 12:54 PM
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Aug 7 2008, 04:46 PM

She's got good bone structure.  Got to have a good foundation to work with.

Very nice bones. Nice tits, too.

Mmm, yeah.

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Bone structure, that's it.....

What the sh1t??? My 10-year old daughter has a more womanly figure than that!! Holy crap, man.... Straight as a board!! YUCK!!!! Throw the bones to the dogs and keep the meat for the men!

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Glad to see you say that, Frank. I think that girl in the bathing suit is way too skinny. Maybe it was meant as a joke, after all she is just bone. Certainly not a healthy looking female by a long shot.
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Aug 7 2008, 03:33 PM
Glad to see you say that, Frank. I think that girl in the bathing suit is way too skinny. Maybe it was meant as a joke, after all she is just bone. Certainly not a healthy looking female by a long shot.

That's Eva Longoria, BTW.



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Glad to see you say that, Frank. I think that girl in the bathing suit is way too skinny. Maybe it was meant as a joke, after all she is just bone. Certainly not a healthy looking female by a long shot.


She just looks horrible.... :no:
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Me: "Man, that's a lot of lampshades!"
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Aug 7 2008, 04:34 PM
That's Eva Longoria, BTW.

:huh: Not good.
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Aug 7 2008, 01:54 PM

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Pretty funny! :P
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She's got good bone structure.  Got to have a good foundation to work with.

Very nice bones. Nice tits, too.

Mmm, yeah.

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Bone structure, that's it.....

What the sh1t??? My 10-year old daughter has a more womanly figure than that!! Holy crap, man.... Straight as a board!! YUCK!!!! Throw the bones to the dogs and keep the meat for the men!

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I agree completely. That's no way to fill a bathing suit. This is how you fill a bathing suit:

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WOW!!! Now THAT'S what I'M talkin' about!!!! :excited: :clap: :yesgrin: :cheers:
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I am going to be in so much trouble when someone logs on! ^_^
The problem with having an open mind is that people keep trying to put things in it.
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Aug 7 2008, 07:53 PM
I am going to be in so much trouble when someone logs on!  ^_^

Nawwwww.... Hopefully, she'll feel flattered, as well she should. :) :thumb:
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Aug 7 2008, 07:53 PM
I am going to be in so much trouble when someone logs on! ^_^

Delete it before someone quotes it. :whistle:
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Aug 7 2008, 07:55 PM
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I am going to be in so much trouble when someone logs on!  ^_^

Delete it before someone quotes it. :whistle:

Too late.



oops... I did it again. :devilgrin:
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Now why have I gotten fifteen PM's from various members saying they will definitely attend a get together next summer, as long as there's a pool?
The problem with having an open mind is that people keep trying to put things in it.
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:spit: :lol2:
Anatomy Prof: "The human body has about 20 sq. meters of skin."
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Aug 7 2008, 07:46 PM
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Aug 7 2008, 12:54 PM
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Aug 7 2008, 04:46 PM

She's got good bone structure.  Got to have a good foundation to work with.

Very nice bones. Nice tits, too.

Mmm, yeah.

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Bone structure, that's it.....

What the sh1t??? My 10-year old daughter has a more womanly figure than that!! Holy crap, man.... Straight as a board!! YUCK!!!! Throw the bones to the dogs and keep the meat for the men!

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I agree completely. That's no way to fill a bathing suit. This is how you feel a bathing suit:

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I noticed you said this is how you FEEL a bathing suit.
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So often, a perfectly great thread gets turned into something awful.

Sure is great when the opposite happens :yes:


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Aug 7 2008, 09:01 PM
So often, a perfectly great thread gets turned into something awful.

Sure is great when the opposite happens :yes:

Aw, man... I was all prepped to totally ruin the thread.... :doh:

*sigh* Sheesh... Okay, okay... If I have to behave, it'll be a strain, but I'll try. :angel:
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Aug 7 2008, 09:07 PM
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So often, a perfectly great thread gets turned into something awful.

Sure is great when the opposite happens :yes:

Aw, man... I was all prepped to totally ruin the thread.... :doh:

*sigh* Sheesh... Okay, okay... If I have to behave, it'll be a strain, but I'll try. :angel:

Don't strain, Frank, you might pop something.

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:lol2:

I can feel a vein pulsing in my forehead... This can't be good. :unsure: :lol2:
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I noticed you said this is how you FEEL a bathing suit.


Why Quirt! How dare you edit and change my words! For shame......

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Aug 7 2008, 07:33 PM
Glad to see you say that, Frank.

I agree. Seeing skinny celeb pics pasted all over the glamor and fitness magazines (yeah, those crappy fitness magazines that are supposed to help make you feel good about yourself) makes it easy to forget that most guys actually like something to grab on to.

M&M's, you look HOT!
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