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| Someone Should Not Have Given Her Makeup Artist; The Day Off | |
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| Tweet Topic Started: Aug 7 2008, 11:08 AM (719 Views) | |
| QuirtEvans | Aug 7 2008, 11:08 AM Post #1 |
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I Owe It All To John D'Oh
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![]() Can you tell who it is? ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ Eva Longoria. |
| It would be unwise to underestimate what large groups of ill-informed people acting together can achieve. -- John D'Oh, January 14, 2010. | |
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| Mark | Aug 7 2008, 11:11 AM Post #2 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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Who?
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___.___ (_]===* o 0 When I see an adult on a bicycle, I do not despair for the future of the human race. H.G. Wells | |
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| LadyElton | Aug 7 2008, 11:14 AM Post #3 |
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Fulla-Carp
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| Hilary aka LadyElton | |
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| Red Rice | Aug 7 2008, 11:25 AM Post #4 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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Dear God in Heaven.
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Civilisation, I vaguely realized then - and subsequent observation has confirmed the view - could not progress that way. It must have a greater guiding principle to survive. To treat it as a carcase off which each man tears as much as he can for himself, is to stand convicted a brute, fit for nothing better than a jungle existence, which is a death-struggle, leading nowhither. I did not believe that was the human destiny, for Man individually was sane and reasonable, only collectively a fool. I hope the gunner of that Hun two-seater shot him clean, bullet to heart, and that his plane, on fire, fell like a meteor through the sky he loved. Since he had to end, I hope he ended so. But, oh, the waste! The loss! - Cecil Lewis | |
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| sue | Aug 7 2008, 11:33 AM Post #5 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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Her hair's a bit scary, but other than that, I think she looks ok.
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| Klaus | Aug 7 2008, 11:34 AM Post #6 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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WTF is Eva Longoria? I guess I don't want to know... |
| Trifonov Fleisher Klaus Sokolov Zimmerman | |
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| sue | Aug 7 2008, 11:36 AM Post #7 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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American fluff tv actress. you certainly don't need to know any more than that. |
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| Riley | Aug 7 2008, 11:37 AM Post #8 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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http://images.google.ca/images?q=eva%20lon...m=1&sa=N&tab=wi |
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| Klaus | Aug 7 2008, 11:38 AM Post #9 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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Here is another disturbing image I found on google image search:
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| Trifonov Fleisher Klaus Sokolov Zimmerman | |
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| Aqua Letifer | Aug 7 2008, 11:39 AM Post #10 |
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ZOOOOOM!
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| Riley | Aug 7 2008, 11:40 AM Post #11 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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That was (is?) Larry's avatar. |
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| blondie | Aug 7 2008, 12:31 PM Post #12 |
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Bull-Carp
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I wonder if celebrities keep spare lashes in their purses in case they lose one. |
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| John D'Oh | Aug 7 2008, 12:36 PM Post #13 |
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MAMIL
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A similar transformation sometimes occurs for me, but in reverse, when I get home on Friday. I remove my drab work clothes and fake greying toupe, and turn into a suave, debonaire character, who is frequently mistaken for a young Sean Connery. Oddly enough, this transformation frequently coincides with a prolonged period imbibing sizeable adult beverages. |
| What do you mean "we", have you got a mouse in your pocket? | |
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| sue | Aug 7 2008, 12:41 PM Post #14 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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Interesting question. They must do, women like this one would look quite, oh I don't know, clockwork orangey if they lost one eyes' worth. Although that might be kind of interesting, actually. |
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| Aqua Letifer | Aug 7 2008, 12:43 PM Post #15 |
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ZOOOOOM!
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:lol: Which would be awesome. |
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| Kincaid | Aug 7 2008, 12:46 PM Post #16 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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Maybe I should get my own makeup artist? She's got good bone structure. Got to have a good foundation to work with. On second thought, I have one of those asymetrical faces, so maybe I am past all hope. |
| Kincaid - disgusted Republican Partisan since 2006. | |
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| Mikhailoh | Aug 7 2008, 12:54 PM Post #17 |
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If you want trouble, find yourself a redhead
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Very nice bones. Nice tits, too. |
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Once in his life, every man is entitled to fall madly in love with a gorgeous redhead - Lucille Ball | |
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| George K | Aug 7 2008, 12:54 PM Post #18 |
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Finally
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Stars without makeup. More stars without makeup. |
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A guide to GKSR: Click "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08 Nothing is as effective as homeopathy. I'd rather listen to an hour of Abba than an hour of The Beatles. - Klaus, 4/29/18 | |
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| DivaDeb | Aug 7 2008, 12:56 PM Post #19 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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that makes me think of Madeleine Kahn in Paper Moon. I'm probably the only one in this thread old enough to know what I'm talking about. It's a good sign actually...I remember it :-) |
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| OperaTenor | Aug 7 2008, 12:57 PM Post #20 |
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Pisa-Carp
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Mmm, yeah. ![]() Bone structure, that's it..... |
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| QuirtEvans | Aug 7 2008, 12:59 PM Post #21 |
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I Owe It All To John D'Oh
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I'm old enough, and I DON'T remember what you're talking about. |
| It would be unwise to underestimate what large groups of ill-informed people acting together can achieve. -- John D'Oh, January 14, 2010. | |
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| George K | Aug 7 2008, 01:00 PM Post #22 |
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Finally
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A guide to GKSR: Click "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08 Nothing is as effective as homeopathy. I'd rather listen to an hour of Abba than an hour of The Beatles. - Klaus, 4/29/18 | |
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| Red Rice | Aug 7 2008, 01:04 PM Post #23 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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Most of the celebrities pictured would have benefited from protecting their skin from sunlight and giving up smoking. |
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Civilisation, I vaguely realized then - and subsequent observation has confirmed the view - could not progress that way. It must have a greater guiding principle to survive. To treat it as a carcase off which each man tears as much as he can for himself, is to stand convicted a brute, fit for nothing better than a jungle existence, which is a death-struggle, leading nowhither. I did not believe that was the human destiny, for Man individually was sane and reasonable, only collectively a fool. I hope the gunner of that Hun two-seater shot him clean, bullet to heart, and that his plane, on fire, fell like a meteor through the sky he loved. Since he had to end, I hope he ended so. But, oh, the waste! The loss! - Cecil Lewis | |
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| DivaDeb | Aug 7 2008, 01:06 PM Post #24 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GCHImv_VkGE |
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| DivaDeb | Aug 7 2008, 01:19 PM Post #25 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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I think most of the "make-up" pictures there are not just heavily cosmetic laden, but also seriously airbrushed. There are a few that look a lot better with burnt sienna colored skin and little black caterpillers on their eyelids, but several I prefer with their fairer skin. PETA should be after some of them for the fur glued to their lashes. |
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Her hair's a bit scary, but other than that, I think she looks ok.


4:38 PM Jul 10