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Someone Should Not Have Given Her Makeup Artist; The Day Off
Topic Started: Aug 7 2008, 11:08 AM (719 Views)
QuirtEvans
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Can you tell who it is?

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Eva Longoria.
It would be unwise to underestimate what large groups of ill-informed people acting together can achieve. -- John D'Oh, January 14, 2010.
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Mark
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Who? :confused:
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LadyElton
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:eek:
Hilary aka LadyElton
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Red Rice
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Dear God in Heaven.

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Civilisation, I vaguely realized then - and subsequent observation has confirmed the view - could not progress that way. It must have a greater guiding principle to survive. To treat it as a carcase off which each man tears as much as he can for himself, is to stand convicted a brute, fit for nothing better than a jungle existence, which is a death-struggle, leading nowhither. I did not believe that was the human destiny, for Man individually was sane and reasonable, only collectively a fool.

I hope the gunner of that Hun two-seater shot him clean, bullet to heart, and that his plane, on fire, fell like a meteor through the sky he loved. Since he had to end, I hope he ended so. But, oh, the waste! The loss!

- Cecil Lewis
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sue
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:huh: Her hair's a bit scary, but other than that, I think she looks ok. :shrug:
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Klaus
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QuirtEvans
Aug 7 2008, 09:08 PM
Eva Longoria.

WTF is Eva Longoria? I guess I don't want to know...
Trifonov Fleisher Klaus Sokolov Zimmerman
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sue
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Klaus
Aug 7 2008, 12:34 PM
QuirtEvans
Aug 7 2008, 09:08 PM
Eva Longoria.

WTF is Eva Longoria? I guess I don't want to know...

American fluff tv actress. you certainly don't need to know any more than that.
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Klaus
Aug 7 2008, 03:34 PM
QuirtEvans
Aug 7 2008, 09:08 PM
Eva Longoria.

WTF is Eva Longoria? I guess I don't want to know...

http://images.google.ca/images?q=eva%20lon...m=1&sa=N&tab=wi
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Klaus
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Here is another disturbing image I found on google image search:

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Trifonov Fleisher Klaus Sokolov Zimmerman
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Aqua Letifer
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ZOOOOOM!
Yeah it's a shame she's so ugly when she doesn't fabricate her appearance any.
I cite irreconcilable differences.
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Klaus
Aug 7 2008, 03:38 PM
Here is another disturbing image I found on google image search:

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That was (is?) Larry's avatar.
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blondie
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I wonder if celebrities keep spare lashes in their purses in case they lose one.

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John D'Oh
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A similar transformation sometimes occurs for me, but in reverse, when I get home on Friday. I remove my drab work clothes and fake greying toupe, and turn into a suave, debonaire character, who is frequently mistaken for a young Sean Connery. Oddly enough, this transformation frequently coincides with a prolonged period imbibing sizeable adult beverages.
What do you mean "we", have you got a mouse in your pocket?
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sue
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blondie
Aug 7 2008, 01:31 PM
I wonder if celebrities keep spare lashes in their purses in case they lose one.

Interesting question. They must do, women like this one would look quite, oh I don't know, clockwork orangey if they lost one eyes' worth. Although that might be kind of interesting, actually.
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Aqua Letifer
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sue
Aug 7 2008, 12:41 PM
blondie
Aug 7 2008, 01:31 PM
I wonder if celebrities keep spare lashes in their purses in case they lose one.

Interesting question. They must do, women like this one would look quite, oh I don't know, clockwork orangey if they lost one eyes' worth. Although that might be kind of interesting, actually.

:lol: Which would be awesome.
I cite irreconcilable differences.
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Kincaid
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Maybe I should get my own makeup artist?

She's got good bone structure. Got to have a good foundation to work with.

On second thought, I have one of those asymetrical faces, so maybe I am past all hope.
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Mikhailoh
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Kincaid
Aug 7 2008, 04:46 PM

She's got good bone structure. Got to have a good foundation to work with.

Very nice bones. Nice tits, too.
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George K
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Stars without makeup.

More stars without makeup.
A guide to GKSR: Click

"Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... "
- Mik, 6/14/08


Nothing is as effective as homeopathy.

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DivaDeb
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Kincaid
Aug 7 2008, 03:46 PM
Maybe I should get my own makeup artist?

She's got good bone structure. Got to have a good foundation to work with.

On second thought, I have one of those asymetrical faces, so maybe I am past all hope.

that makes me think of Madeleine Kahn in Paper Moon. I'm probably the only one in this thread old enough to know what I'm talking about. It's a good sign actually...I remember it :-)
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Mikhailoh
Aug 7 2008, 12:54 PM
Kincaid
Aug 7 2008, 04:46 PM

She's got good bone structure.  Got to have a good foundation to work with.

Very nice bones. Nice tits, too.

Mmm, yeah.

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Bone structure, that's it.....



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DivaDeb
Aug 7 2008, 03:56 PM
Kincaid
Aug 7 2008, 03:46 PM
Maybe I should get my own makeup artist?

She's got good bone structure.  Got to have a good foundation to work with.

On second thought, I have one of those asymetrical faces, so maybe I am past all hope.

that makes me think of Madeleine Kahn in Paper Moon. I'm probably the only one in this thread old enough to know what I'm talking about. It's a good sign actually...I remember it :-)

I'm old enough, and I DON'T remember what you're talking about.
It would be unwise to underestimate what large groups of ill-informed people acting together can achieve. -- John D'Oh, January 14, 2010.
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George K
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:wave:
A guide to GKSR: Click

"Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... "
- Mik, 6/14/08


Nothing is as effective as homeopathy.

I'd rather listen to an hour of Abba than an hour of The Beatles.
- Klaus, 4/29/18
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Red Rice
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George K
Aug 7 2008, 12:54 PM

Most of the celebrities pictured would have benefited from protecting their skin from sunlight and giving up smoking.
Civilisation, I vaguely realized then - and subsequent observation has confirmed the view - could not progress that way. It must have a greater guiding principle to survive. To treat it as a carcase off which each man tears as much as he can for himself, is to stand convicted a brute, fit for nothing better than a jungle existence, which is a death-struggle, leading nowhither. I did not believe that was the human destiny, for Man individually was sane and reasonable, only collectively a fool.

I hope the gunner of that Hun two-seater shot him clean, bullet to heart, and that his plane, on fire, fell like a meteor through the sky he loved. Since he had to end, I hope he ended so. But, oh, the waste! The loss!

- Cecil Lewis
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DivaDeb
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QuirtEvans
Aug 7 2008, 03:59 PM
DivaDeb
Aug 7 2008, 03:56 PM
Kincaid
Aug 7 2008, 03:46 PM
Maybe I should get my own makeup artist?

She's got good bone structure.  Got to have a good foundation to work with.

On second thought, I have one of those asymetrical faces, so maybe I am past all hope.

that makes me think of Madeleine Kahn in Paper Moon. I'm probably the only one in this thread old enough to know what I'm talking about. It's a good sign actually...I remember it :-)

I'm old enough, and I DON'T remember what you're talking about.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GCHImv_VkGE
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DivaDeb
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George K
Aug 7 2008, 03:54 PM

I think most of the "make-up" pictures there are not just heavily cosmetic laden, but also seriously airbrushed. There are a few that look a lot better with burnt sienna colored skin and little black caterpillers on their eyelids, but several I prefer with their fairer skin. PETA should be after some of them for the fur glued to their lashes.
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